The Reality Is

We're diving deep into the premier of Real Housewives of New York season 14! From taglines to page 6 - we're discussing what they're actually fighting about and explaining why Jessel is already making us upset.

On Real Housewives of Atlanta the ladies go to Portugal, Ralph hosts a brunch layered with misogyny, Kandi has the poops, and Sanya is a flop. On Crappie Lake Sonja and Luann continue to charm the people of Benton, IL and do classic all-American outdoor activities like selling lemonade and car tug of war.

Raheel is forced to watch Luann & Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake and we learned so much over these 40 minutes! For example, where is Illinois? and also what is a crap fish? Enjoy!

Raheel attends a EDM concert and shares his spiritual experience before he is roasted and asked to answer for all of the shitty dudes out there like Keke Palmer's baby daddy and Jonah Hill. We also discuss the feud no one asked for or expected - Britney Spears v. Victor Wembanyama.

Divorce is in the air and the always hilarious and insightful Rae Sanni hopped on to discuss what may be going on and spoiler alert: it's that men are trash and it's embarassing to be a heterosexual woman these days!

It's America's birthday and we have very complicated feelings about the American dream. We also watched The Bear and we talk about that!

Tom "soundboard" Hamlett, host of Dumpster Dive, joins the pod to discuss The Real Housewives of Orange County and naturally we talk about a lot of other things besides the show itself.

Taria S. Faison, host of What Else Is Going On, hopped on to talk about the cloud hovering over Real Housewives of Atlanta, Monique Samuels' divorce, and the boobs and tears of Summer House Martha's Vineyard aka Martha's House. Also featured on this episode are my interrupting ass children.

A bunch of billionaires are stuck in a submersible to see the Titanic, Russell Simmons is in the news, Jonathan Majors has a new girlfriend, Hunter Biden could get it, RFK Jr and Joe Rogan are spreading conspiracy theories, and meet Noah, a six year old woke king.

**APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ISSUES** Taria and Selle join me as we become Sozahdah sisters 11, 12, and 13 to discuss episodes 1 to 3 of the new Hulu show Secrets & Sisterhood, about 10 Afghan-American Muslim sisters. Come for the sisterhood, stay for the confusing appropriation!

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta Kandi nearly gets into fisticuffs with Marlo and on Summer House Martha's Vineyard Shanice went topless and Bria lost her mind while Silas continued to be the absolute worst.

Raheel decides to share his two cents about Scandoval. Kelis is dating Bill Murray. Children survived longer in the jungles of Colombia than any adult we know. Trump used his bathrooms for storage. What is in an Everything shower? And finally, we share why we've decided to quit our religious institutions (spoiler alert: it's the homophobia!)

This season of Summer House is finally finished and thank God but I break down both reunions, BRIEFLY. Then I move onto my favorite show at the moment Summer House Martha's Vineyard, followed by the Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is a great time in my opinion and people need to stop complaining about it, and then wrap up with the premiere or Real Housewives of Orange County and the triumpha...

We're breaking down the series finales of two of our favorite shows, Barry (1:35) & Succession (13:25).

Noor is pregnant with Al Pacino's baby, Leo is dating an Indian model, why we hate Priyanka Chopra, Taylor Swift's national nightmare, and vacation brain!

We talk about this incredible movie and a lot of emotions! 

We talk about one of our favorite movies - The Menu - where Ralph Fiennes plays a high end dining genius chef who serves the worst humans on earth - it is an absolute delight for anyone who loves Top Chef or Chef's Table and Harry Potter. 

Who better to discuss a movie about murder, crime, and deeply problematic rich assholes than Kendrick Tucker (@realitycomicstoo), host of Reality & Comics Too Podcast! Listen to us dive into Glass Onion: A knives out mystery

The always delightful and hilarious Kendrick Tucker (@realitycomicstoo), host of Reality & Comics Too Podcast, hopped on as an industry insider and hospitality expert about The White Lotus, the television show and hypothetical vacation spot. Naturally we discussed all of the things from the kerplunk heard around the world to what should be included in an approximately $60,000 vacation, like blowjo...

Ultimate Cutie, Donny Hadfield-Smith @realdonnywood 1/2 of I am the cute one: a nostalgia podcast hops on to discuss Real Housewives of New Jersey colon Teresa gets married and naturally we discuss a lot of other things like Passions, funeral performances, eating too fast, etc etc.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are breaking all kinds of fourth walls and on Summer House Martha's Vineyard people are already being voted off the island!

This week we discuss having tough conversations with kids, Raheel watched The Flash, and we cried like Roman watching the incredible latest episode of Succession.

Host of The High Republic Show on StarWars.com and friend of the pod Krystina Arielle hopped on to figure out just what the hell might be going on with Danielle on Summer House and of course the explosive and exhausting Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale.

Friend of the pod Kendrick Tucker, Host of Reality & Comics Too, came on the pod fresh from an Alaskan vacation to talk about all of the gorgeous people we are so blessed to look at on Sunday nights on Bravo on Real Housewives of Atlanta and Summer House Martha's Vineyard.

Raheel manages to offend most of humanity the day after mother's day, Ja Morant's coming out guns blazing, Touchdown Tommy and some surprisingly Kardashian tea from Raheel, Robert De Niro v. Al Pacino, and of course a super upsetting episode of Succession "Election Night"