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The Read

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Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly “read” of hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyonce. Or Blue Ivy. As recent transplants to New York City (Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.

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The Read – Friendly Reminders 01.10.2013 1:06:33

This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisisthere...

The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show 01.10.2013 1:08:12

Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

The Read – Sweet And Meat 01.10.2013 1:09:35

This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shopth...

The Read – Luna Vs Serena 01.10.2013 1:01:18

Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an Ad...

The Read – Well Deserved Laughs 01.10.2013 1:06:18

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/...

The Read – Stay Off The Bus 01.10.2013 1:06:07

This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus… The Read – Stay Off The Bus Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptherea...

The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode 01.10.2013 1:05:35

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane! Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for i...

The Read – What’s In A Name? 01.10.2013 1:09:53

This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off! Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simpleca...

The Read – Paula’s Best Dish 01.10.2013 1:14:58

Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury. Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ad...

The Read – Law & Order: FU 01.10.2013 1:08:52

It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell. Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ads...

The Read – Say No To F**k Boys 01.10.2013 1:11:19

Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt? Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted...

The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters 01.10.2013 54:56

This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, Audible.com. Go to audiblepodcast.com/read to check out free trial. And of course check out Huluplus.com/theread to get a free trial to [...] Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com...

The Read – The Petty Betty Show 01.10.2013 52:58

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?! also, to take advantage of The Read’s special offer with [...] Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury...

The Read – There’s Something About Fury 01.10.2013 1:07:26

Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid Fury this week? Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast...

The Read – New York Appreciation 01.10.2013 1:02:38

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind. Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adsw...

The Read – Love & Kroger Michelle 01.10.2013 1:11:05

Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted. Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hoste...

The Read – Who Raised You 01.10.2013 1:05:32

Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible? Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

The Read – The Scandalous Episode 01.10.2013 1:08:52

On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC’s Scandal! Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Mer...

The Read – The Grown Episode 01.10.2013 56:29

On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender. Kid Fury | Crissle   Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @ thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an Ads...