The Rank Kings

Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we go back to the well and rank the movies that make us cry and listen to Danny discover Shakespeare's influence in real time! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

We're back! Come ring in the new year with the Rank Kings as we do our annual most anticipated things of 2026! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we travel back in time to rank Minor League Baseball Teams, discuss Ty's then most recent head injury, and get a voicemail from friend of the pod Megan Spell! Sorry for the throwback episode, but we are enjoying the holidays and hope you are too! Join the Discord , it's free! Join the Patreon , it's not!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! We are ending the year with a Patreon preview of WSWAM with special guest Robby McGowen! Come and celebrate our socialist king, George Bailey! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite fictional Santas throughout all media! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the days that should be celebrated with a holiday! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we start to close out 2025 by ranking our favorite movies of the first quarter of the 21st century with first time guest and the music of the Rank Kings podcast, Doc Ellicott! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not! Find Doc Ellicott on Spotify !

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our ideal Thanksgiving Plate and Danny tries to redeem himself for drafting steak as the main entree last year. Remember that? Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite movie musicals with first time guest, and our musical expert, Grace from the Big White Elephants podcast! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we record our most good vibes episode of all time by ranking the things that make us say 'Hell Yeah', SO CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we heist your time by ranking our favorite heist movies with our resident crime expert, Kyle Bandujo! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Let's watch a movie! Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we do a special episode of We Should Watch A Movie for Halloween and watch Mel Brook's masterpiece, Young Frankenstein! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

What does a slutty Labubu costume look like? How many Taylor and Travis couples are we going to see? Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank what we think the most popular costumes will be and discuss the ones we think should be the most popular. Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Is Call Me Maybe the greatest pop song of all time? Can Vin Diesel sing? Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we fill out our favorite music meme and reveal a little too much about ourselves. Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft a baseball team of only fictional characters, and Ellen truly tests the definition of what a baseball player is. Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite straight to streaming movies! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we go back to our very first episode and rank our favorite road trip snacks! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our own movie using only nepo babies and pitching our ideas to America's Sweetheart, Kev! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this weeks as we are joined by Kyle Bandujo for the ultimate just guys being dudes where we rank our favorite every day, ordinary plays, and ask the real question, should people start smoking cigs on the sideline again? Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we play our first ever Rank Kings Game Show by trying to guess the movie from truly terrible plot descriptions with friend of the pod, Meg and a surprise second guest! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we close out Smaugust with our fellowship draft and get real weird with it! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we do a special episode of We Should Watch A Movie on 1977's The Hobbit and ask the question everyone has been asking, what the hell is wrong with those elves?! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we present our best ideas for what we want in a LoTR spin-off. Some people did their research and some people just wanted hot guys cosplaying LoTR. Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our dream LoTR watch party and ask the important question, is doing a solo jigsaw puzzle while at a watch party a good or bad idea? Join the Discord , it's free! Join the Patreon , it's not!

Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we open up the first week of Smaugust by ranking our favorite middle earth characters! Join our Discord , it's free! Join our Patreon , it's not!