The Ralph Report

On today's #TheRalphReport : What would Eddie do for a sandwich? The triumphant return of our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton And, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is coming home! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We reveal why you don't "drunk dial" THE RALPH REPORT HOTLINE! We discuss the weekend's BIG MOVIES! And, it's NATIONAL EGG MCMUFFIN DAY ... the same day that Wendy's unveils it's new breakfast menu. Coincidence? Nope! ... It's McDonald's VS Wendy's! And, we're on the front line of the BREAKFAST WARS on "Munchin' Monday"! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER is a song that you used to know! Ralph's plan to play a showbiz legend in a big-budget BIOPIC! And, it's ASH WEDNESDAY! How well does @eddiepence know his PATRON SAINTS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We bring you "tales" of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Also, all hail the ancient Egyptian god of WINE and SLAUGHTER ... Hail, SHEZMU! And, just how bored do you have to be to visit a museum filled with dead gophers?! Let's ask Eddie Pence!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! Eddie's first role in a MUSICAL! The weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY from us to YOU!! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : We bring a new dimension to TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, more of your DUMB KID stories! And, a chat with Lisa Arch, star of MAD TV, DINNER AND A MOVIE, and the new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks SUPER BOWL! A new UPDATE from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! This weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) in a brand new edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This TV TUNES TUESDAY theme is a big one! ("That's what she said!") Plus, what actress wanted to be WONDER WOMAN? And, we reveal what will end the human race in SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is so fine! We love TALKING MONKEYS! And, just to piss off the "One Million Moms", we do a LIVE taste-test of some DAMN "Impossble" Whoppers! (*Bonus video of the test available to the 2,3 & 4 star Patreon supporters!) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The first ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY of 2020! Getting naked for a good cause! Don't taunt the Secret Service! And, how YOU can make money with a BIG WIENER! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's #TheRalphReport : People need to stop improving things that already work! More of the holiday vocal magic of Eddie Pence! And, one of the biggest CHRISTMAS ONE-HIT WONDERS of all time! SUBSCRIBE: patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! What Christmas ONE HIT-WONDER was BANNED by the Catholic Church?! And, it's the first battle in the CEREAL WARS! Which one sucks more?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! Ralph tells Eddie to "stick it where the sun don't shine"! And, another battle in the "Manila Wars"! Plus, Burt Ward drops by to announce his "Walk of Fame" star ceremony! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie finds Yeezus! Why MADONNA can go straight to Hell! And, someone might win some "fabulous cash and prizes" on the the latest edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! (Cash not included.) SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's always Sonny on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Will Eddie eat an American classic (that came from Mexico)?! And, "Remember, Remember, the Fifth of November" with Steve Ashton! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is loaded with unsolicited advice! Steve Ashton reveals shocking SPICE GIRLS news in the UK UPDATE! And, we look at this season's HOT HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We explore the marvelous scientific breakthroughs of "SCIENCE FICTION ... OR SCIENCE FACT?"! Who is Jennifer Lawrence's new HUSBAND? And, NERD ALERT: Get your STAR WARS IX tickets TONIGHT! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of Eddie Pence! Ralph's liver is furious with him after the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT premiere party! We salute THE RALPH REPORT "Citizen Of The Week"! And, who's the next non-musician celebrity who managed to worm his way to a hit record on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Enjoy "Holiday or Holi-NAY!" Meet the TRR "Citizen Of The Week"! Hear Eddie's mountain HORROR STORY! And, learn there's only one way to drink whiskey ... ONLY ONE! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: That time "Jerry Lewis" called the President of France! Robert DeNiro turns CNN into FUNN! A "special song" to celebrate Justin Bieber's wedding! And, CHEWING GUM DAY: "Holiday or Holi-NAY"? SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie SINGS! Do we need a "Hogan's Heroes" reboot?! (Spoilers: Nope.) And, who's up first in our look at actors who were ONE HIT WONDERS?! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The President vs. The Governator! ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY presents: When Actors Attack! And, we remember 9/11. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "Hey, good buddy! You got yer ears on?" ... because here's today's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, "Dog the Bounty Hunter" talks about his new TV show, and the loss of his love of 30 years, Beth Chapman. SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We hit another celebrity with a TRANQUILIZER DART! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! More from Daniel Radcliffe's AUDIO DIARY! And, happy birthday to Ralph's crush, SHIRLEY MANSON of Garbage! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Even weirder stuff than usual is going on in Florida! SPAM: the magical meat! And, what's "CBT"? Well, we learn all about the guys who like to have their "twig and berries" punished! SUBSCRIBE: www.patreon.com/theralphreport