Episodes

S5E22: Dance Moms Down Under, pt. 2 19.11.2025 1:49:07

A(man)da is back at it once again with complaining about Jill. But Nia and Dr. Holly are being icons (as always), so there's always that.

S5E21: Dance Moms Down Under 12.11.2025 1:48:54

Abby lost her passport lol https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E19: Showdown in Pittsburgh, pt. 2 05.11.2025 1:52:39

Amanda has to let Eli know that Jess does, in fact, make some good points in this episode and that Dr. Holly is, in fact, still our queen (thank god).

S5E18: Showdown in Pittsburgh, pt. 1 29.10.2025 1:43:29

Amanda and Eli are back and worse than ever!!!!!!!

S5E17: Video Killed the ALDC Star 15.10.2025 1:41:05

The Dance Mom mean girl behavior will not be tolerated here. Jill, honey, stand up. Also, no episode next week! Love ya, mean it! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E16: Maddie vs. Kalani 08.10.2025 1:37:09

Amanda is really working on being an active listener, we promise!!! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E15: Hollywood, Pt. 2 01.10.2025 1:42:17

Amanda and Eli return to talk about Dr. Holly and Kendall being a pop star (allegedly).

S5E14: Mackenzie's Time to Shine 24.09.2025 1:28:13

Amanda makes Eli laugh so hard he almost has a cardiac event and there's a lot going on with Cathy and a sheet cake.

S5E13: Abby's Trash, Cathy's Treasure 16.09.2025 1:25:30

Amanda and Eli are here again talking about Cathy and Abby again. What a time to be alive! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E12: Nia's Last Chance 10.09.2025 1:29:10

This is the real version of the episode, not that goofy little clip that I uploaded on accident. Amanda and Eli talk more about Drag Race and Nia being under more pressure than she should be- What else is new? Love ya, mean it!!

S5E11: The New Maddie? 27.08.2025 1:31:13

Amanda explains to Eli an episode that honestly wasn't all that bad. Iggy is here, which is great and also we talk about Halloween costumes!

S5E10: The Great Divide 20.08.2025 1:54:27

Amanda tries to explain Abby's logic to Eli and expresses concerns about the alliance forming between Holly and Jess. Also Iggy!!

S5E9: Wild, Wild West Coast Pt. 2 13.08.2025 1:39:17

Amanda explains the second installment of one of the most confusing episodes of Dance Moms to Eli while talking about getting mad h*es. Tell us what you think in the comments!! https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E8: Wild Wild West Coast, Pt. 1 06.08.2025 1:34:05

WE HAVE GOLDFISH.

S5E7: Nia Risks It All 30.07.2025 1:50:16

Amanda and Eli talk about The Biggest Loser, Dr. Holly going sicko mode on Abby and how hiking is in tents. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E6: Hello Hollywood, Goodbye Abby 23.07.2025 1:43:06

Amanda and Eli talk about Captain Crunch, Pamela Anderson, and why Jojo can't keep her mouth shut.

S5E5: Bye Bye Pittsburgh 16.07.2025 1:43:20

Take a shot every time Amanda rolls her eyes at Eli.

S5E4: Jojo with the Bow Bow 09.07.2025 1:47:49

Amanda and Eli discuss the entrance of the inventor of gay pop and are also very sorry that Iggy isn't here.

S5E3: Abby Got Served 02.07.2025 1:41:41

Tell me your favorite flavor of Pop Tart and also if you know what the eff Dr. Holly is talking about. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S5E2: 99 Problems But A Mom Ain't One 26.06.2025 1:47:31

There's a lot of talk about hole. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S4E31: Hollywood Here We Come, Pt. 2 18.06.2025 1:49:29

This is a fever dream.

S4E30: Hollywood Here We Come, Pt. 1 11.06.2025 1:34:54

For the love of God this show is a mess, Amanda is a mess, The Piglet is a mess, and also Eli is here.

S4E29: 45 Second Solos 04.06.2025 1:27:00

FOLLOW ELI FOR CAKE PICS and also Iggy is here and also also also what is the point of those f*ck ass rollers that Abby is wearing???

S4E28: Another One Bites the Dust 21.05.2025 1:29:26

Amanda and Eli talk about getting swole and cry about Nia. https://linktr.ee/Thepyramidpod

S4E27: The Understudies 14.05.2025 1:27:35

One of the most chaotic episodes so far (and that's saying something). There's not a lot of butt in this episode, but there's also not no butt in this episode.