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During Michael Mann May we watched modern crime dramas from the past four decades and in 2015 Mann gave us a film about cyber crime and hacking which also happens to be his last movie released as of this writing. (Ferrari is not quite out yet) Chris Hemsworth is a hacker and a fighter and kind of a detective but more than anything he is a hacker and he and agents from the United States and China m...

By the end of the week we will be full blown gay but in the last days of May we will leave with some good classic crime, namely this Robert Mitchum bonafide classic film noir directed by Jacques Tourneur. The smooth and stunning “Out of the Past” starring Mitchum, the stunning Jane Greer and Kirk Douglas. All the noir classic tropes you can imagine but done in the best possible way. And how bout t...

Michael Mann May selections have now entered the 21st Century and we got another LA crime thriller with 2004s “Collateral” starring Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise and a really chill ass Jada Pinkett Smith. Like, it seems like she would just listen to some R&B in the back of your cab, hitting a vape, and not judge you at all even though you’re a cabbie and she’s a big time lawyer. I’d smoke a doobie wit...

This one is a double dipper. That means the movie is in the movie theater and streaming at the same time. That’s our MOVIEHUMPERS slang we’re trying to get out there. We want to change culture just like Michael Jordan and the suits at Nike did in 1984 when they branded a shoe line around a rookie player that would go on to be one of the most competitive, driven and iconic athletes of all time. Kno...

We have an especially humpworthy, plus-sized, episode today because we’re not just reviewing one movie but SIX FULL LENGTH FILMS TOTAL! Yep, we picked six movies we saw within the last 6 or so months and we set a timer on each one. They run the gamut in genre and quality and we just might touch base on literally every ranking tier in our moviehump system. We also retroactively change the score of...

We’re actually doing a good job keeping up with the theme this month and it’s easy when your theme is “Michael Mann May” because we’re watching high end crime drama bangers all month long. Michael Mann crushed it out of the gate with “Thief”, found his style groove with “Manhunter” and all that good stuff culminates into Mann’s crime epic that would become his most infamous film. Of course, we’re...

We’re pairing some noir classic discussions with our Michael Mann May theme and we’re in store for some Robert Mitchum bangers up in this piece. Today we hit up a classic that is actor and stage producer Charles Laughton’s only feature film and it got so panned that he never directed another movie again. They didn’t know what they were talking about in 1955 because “The Night of the Hunter” starri...

At least once a month we review a movie that is completely randomly generated from a random movie title generator website and last time the movie gods randomly bestowed upon us an English black comedy about four bumbling Jihadis who seek to do a suicide bombing. An absurd, hilariously and strangely touching comedy directed by notorious satirist Chris Morris. His first film. We’re talking about the...

May’s theme is MICHAEL MANN MAY and next up on the docket is the crime thriller that also happens to be the first film adaptation of Thomas Harris’s “Hannibal Lector” novels. It’s not as well known as Jonathan Demme’s “Silence of the Lambs” but it stands out in its own special ways with some genuinely creepy and memorable performances. We’re talking about Michael Mann’s third feature film from 198...

Bob Sham and Angela went back to the movie theaters to review the show’s very first Marvel Studio’s movie! Summer movie season begins and we bid farewell to James Gunn and his quippy space adventurers. We’re talking “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” and rest assured, there is a Faith No More song in it. How is the villain? What is the tone of the movie? IS IT WOKE!? IS IT (oh I don’t know) POLITICA...

Bob Sham and Angela are looking to get into more classic era discussions and since it’s Michael Mann May and we’re up in some noir, why not look back at some older Hollywood eras where there is no shortage of the genre. We’re not entirely sure how we missed Billy Wilder’s iconic film “Sunset Boulevard” but we at least we got to sit down and watch it for the very first time. Some mighty fine and ac...

May's theme is "Michael Mann May" and we're gonna talk about as many Michael Mann movies as we are able so why not go with Mann's first theatrically released film from 1981? James Caan crushes it, gritty-ass Chicago style with extra sport peppers, in the awesome modern noir flick, "Thief". Wait until you see Willie Nelson in this movie and don't expect your typical "Sweet Home Chicago" Jim Belushi...

Finally, we're getting to our next MOVIE ROULETTE review selection. Last time we fell on some coming of age movies and we selected Taika Waititi's 2nd film "Boy" from 2010. It's a New Zealand film and it stars James Rolleston who does a swell job. We select our next MOVIE ROULETTE REVIEW movie at the end of the discussion. Seriously, did Michael Jackson fuck with those kids? Lot's of smoke, bruh....

April's theme is "Awkward Laughter" and we went for a deep cut instead of...oh, I don't know...a classic by Mel Brooks but whatever. Amy Heckerling directed this spoof of mobster movies from 1984 called "Johnny Dangerously" starring a pretty fresh faced Michael Keaton and all kinds of great 80s comedy stars. I'm thinking of committing crimes after watching this. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://w...

April's theme is "Awkward Laughter" and though we somehow didn't get to a Mel Brooks, Monty Python, or "Airplane!" we did have a pretty iconic one in mind. We're talking about the Top Gun spoof "Hots Shots!" starring Charlie Sheen & Carey Elwes. Also, Lloyd Bridges is amazing in this movie. One of his finest performances. I'd vote for him. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/...

April's theme is "Awkward Laughter" and our next spoofy comedy is one Bob remembers based on one joke that is still funny after all these years. We're talking about the star studded Lethal Weapon parody "National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1" starring Emilio Estavez, Sam Jackson & Jon Lovitz who crushed it. The celebrity cameos are kind of surprising. Hollywood really came together for this one. Bob'...

We went to the theaters and just had to check out Ari Aster's newest dark comedy flick "Beau is Afraid" starring Joaquin Phoenix. That shit was something else. Motherfucker's balls were HUGE. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOsg Contact: MOVIEHUMPERS@gmail.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/yourveryownbobsham Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/documen...

It took us a bit to get there but April's theme is "Awkward Laughter" and we're hitting up some farcical and goofy classics and what better place to start then David Zucker's "The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad" starring the legendary Leslie Nielsen. Do the laughs hold up after all these years? OJ sure was funny getting beat up. Kind of wild he killed those folks. Subscribe to our Youtu...

We went to the movies and we saw who was starring in this flick so we knew what we had to do. Nicholas Cage fucking nails his role as Dracula in the Chris McKay film "Renfield". Honestly, Dracula Cage is the only thing you will retain from this movie. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOsg Contact: MOVIEHUMPERS@gmail.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/you...

We hit up our second RANDOMLY GENERATED MOVIE REVIEW and we discuss this interesting romantic polish film from 2018 called "Cold War" directed by Pawel Palikowski. It's sad but also very horny in that slavic way. Pass the cabbage. I'm hungry from all this sex and crying. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOsg Contact: MOVIEHUMPERS@gmail.com Twitch: https...

We went to our local cinema once again and decided to watch the fun fantasy romp "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves". It was long, but my sex addict elf/dwarf albino hybrid kicked ass. I got the Potato Sword and the Ring of Jizz so nobody can say shit to me. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOsg Contact: MOVIEHUMPERS@gmail.com Twitch: https://www....

We got to the theaters and we picked our next feature at random. We're not up to date on the John Wick franchise, and that Shazam! movie looks...rough. So we selected Elizabeth Banks' comedy slasher that is very loosely based on a true story, "Cocaine Bear". Who doesn't love cocaine? This bear sure does. RIP Ray Liotta. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_e...

March's theme is "Animation Overdose" so we discussed a 1980s anime with a strong international influence. We're discussing Katsuhiro Otomi's iconic "Akira" from 1988. I want that bike. That shit looks cool as hell. It looked cool when I was 12 and it still looks cool thirty years later. Give me that pill jacket too. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOs...

We finally got around to the theaters for current movie releases and we dive into the newest in the popular horror franchise "Scream VI". You ever seen a Scream? Ok then you know what's up. Lot's of stabbing and miraculous survivors. Subscribe to our Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuJf3lkRI-BLUTsLI_ehOsg Contact: MOVIEHUMPERS@gmail.com Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/yourveryownbobsham In...

For MOVIE ROULETTE, we draw a category out of a hat and then randomly select a number from that category list and discuss that movie. Our very first MOVIE ROULETTE REVIEW is a very strange and dated Robert Longo film based on a William Gibson story called "Johnny Mnemonic" from 1995 and it stars the one and only Keanu Reeves. Gibson also wrote the screenplay so he's not off the hook for this one....