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In the history of children's television shows few have managed to stand the test of time quite like Pee-Wee's playhouse. Every Saturday morning, Pee-Wee Herman and a colorful cast of people, puppets, cartoon characters, and clay models held captive the minds of countless fanatics, young and old, during that coveted time slot between bowls of cereal and exploring the neighborhood with you...

Chad and Jess revisit their beloved childhood classic that still slaps in every possible way! Top-notch writing, directing, acting, singing, and puppeteering are fully on display here in one of the best theatrical Broadway adaptations ever made! Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Typically, as podcasters we schedule our episode topics in advance. But, every once in a while the episodes will do the work for us. This week, Chad and Jess randomly watched a Netflix double-feature of the early 90's theatrical adaptation of The Addams Family, followed by the more recent Rob Zombie re-imagining of The Munsters. Both films are based on similar 1960's television concepts,...

Chad and Jess are back again for a Director Discussion on Joel and Ethan Coen, better known as the Coen Brothers. For over 40 years the Coens have made some of the most interesting and well received movies in Hollywood; Blood Simple (1984), Raising Arizona (1987), Barton Fink (1991), Fargo (1996), The Big Lebowski (1998), O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000), No Country for Old Men (2007), Burn After...

Chucky is back with Chad and Jess to talk about one of his favorite childhood movies, Cabin Boy. When pampered, self-centered fancy lad Nathaniel Mayweather graduates from prep school, he is to set sail aboard The Queen Catherine to join his father in Hawaii. One small mishap diverts his path to a quaint little fishing town, where he mistakenly ends up boarding The Filthy Whore, a fisherman's...

Each and every one of us have something we can fondly look back on that defined our childhood. For Chad and Jess, that something is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Today, join us as we recall what it was like to experience our child brains being held captive by Turtle Mania! Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Every once in a while, a prolific director will step out of their comfort zone and do something completely unexpected. Because of this, Chad and Jess are back to discuss an odd installation in Kevin Smith's (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy) filmography, Tusk. Originally conceived on Smith's podcast, Tusk became an inside joke on the show, and eventually was voted on by listeners and fans t...

Today, Chad and Jess are back to talk about a beloved 1980's cult classic film, that for some reason Chad had never seen until now, The Lost Boys. For us, vampire films are extremely hit or miss. From Nosferatu to Twilight, it seems as if every writer and director have their own opinion as to what the rules of being eternally damned should be. Some stay more traditional, while others tend to...

Today, Chad and Jess are joined by Jess' Mom, Cheryl to discuss the passing of legendary filmmaker, David Lynch. Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

When a social worker with big Karen energy (Miss Finch) decides that Big Bird (Sesame Street, Related Merchandise) isn't happy living on Sesame Street away from his "own kind", she and a panel of bureaucratic numbnuts ship him off to live with the Dodos; a strange bird family with weird Osmond vibes. Though reluctant at first, the citizens of Sesame Street wish him a fond farewell t...

When two loveable losers inadvertently create a new sport on the spot during a bet, it becomes the talk of the town. So big, in fact, that it catches the eye of an enthusiastic sports tycoon who takes the game from their driveway to the stadium. Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park, Orgasmo, Team America: World Police) star in this zany, cornball stoner comedy full of friendship, romance, slapst...

HELLO ALL YOU PRETTY LITTLE PEOPLE! Season 2 is officially here! Today, Chad and Jess are discussing Munchies, a film from 1987 that is trying so hard to capitalize off of the success of "Gremlins", that it overlooked the fact that plot, character development and visual appeal are important elements to achieve that level of acclaim. Harvey Korman, Charlie Stratton, Nadine Van der Velde,...

What would happen if Wes Craven combined "Home Alone" and "Nothing but Trouble"? Well, he'd come up with "The People Under the Stairs", a film that has elements of both, but not quite as good as either. And, for good measure, why not throw in a little of "The Goonies",  "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Twin Peaks" while he's at it...

Spooky season means lots of things to lots of pretty little people, but for Chad and Jess, one thing immediately comes to mind...Trick or Treating. Today, Halloween candy will be the focus as we get pumped for the spookiest time of year! Find out which are our favorites, and which ones we gladly give away on another Pretty Little Tier List, this time ranking the creepiest of confections found in e...

On the conclusion of our two part Ti West Trilogy series, Chad and Jess discuss the third entry, Maxxine. In the wake of Pearl and X, Maxine Minx is now a star on the rise when she lands the leading role in a popular horror movie franchise. But, with the looming threat of the infamous Night Stalker terrorizing the streets of Los Angeles, Those closest to Maxine fall victim one by one. Will she be...

Cats don't typically wear hats, right? I mean maybe some do, sometimes...but, we're not experts on what cats do and don't wear, so we brought in someone who is. Lady Airmid Diane Peckinpaw, AKA "The Mew", joins us on this episode to break down the do's and don'ts of cat etiquette, and try to make sense of this disjointed, nightmarish fever dream.   Intro/Outro Mu...

Today, Chad, Chucky and Jess sit down to discuss director Mike Judge's (Bevis and Butthead, King of the Hill, Office Space) unintentional American documentary, Idiocracy. When the most average man by modern standards is forced to take part in a military hibernation project gone awry, he awakens in the year 2505 to find that the world has become too dumb to solve it's most basic problems....

Chad and Jess discuss the first two movies in Ti West's Maxxxine Trilogy, X and Pearl. The former being a Grindhouse style slasher flick, and the latter an insane Technicolor character examination prequel.  Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Wa Da Tah, all you Pretty Little Bammies! Today, we come not one, but many tine tanies, as Chad, Chucky, And Jess discuss the international pone tony known as Pootie Tang. When an evil corporation tries to steal his identity to push a harmful lifestyle on the tipi tais, Pootie's gotta say the nay-no and sine their pitty on the runny kine. So capatown with a main damie and dane on some cherrie...

It's Pretty Little Tier List time again! This time, Chad and Jess rank a Texas staple, Blue Bell ice cream. Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Chad, Chucky, and Jess are back to discuss the 1993 film "Freaked", a mastercraft in practical effects Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Deadbeat Chad and Perpetual Special Guest Jess Moon are joined by Shadow Spark author Valerie Storm for the first ever Pretty Little Tier List! Find out which of these baddies are a graveyard smash, and which are a graveyard pass... Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Fallout is a video game series. Fallout is an Amazon series. You should play the video game series. You should watch the Amazon series. Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Chad and Jess discuss the 90's, a time when the Internet barely existed. Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube

Chucky got a new microphone. Can you tell? Imagination is bad. Appearance is everything. Children's hair is magical. All this, and a Well-Dressed Bird await you in this fantastical episode! Intro/Outro Music by Bullet Machine  // Follow us on Instagram and YouTube