The Pottervision Podcast

It’s Christmas, and not only is Harry given the world’s best broom from a mysterious benefactor, but for the first Xmas in Hogwarts history they haven’t murdered a hundred turkeys to feed 13 people. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the serie...

Fred and George gift Harry a magical map, not only showing where everybody is but also a secret passage to Hogsmeade! He sneaks through and ends up overhearing some shocking revelations at Wizard Wetherspoons... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way thro...

It’s quidditch time, and not only have Slytherin dropped out last minute, leaving Gryffindor up against Hufflepuff, but hundreds of hooded yobbos have invaded the pitch, throwing lager cans and inciting flashbacks of your mum screaming and stuff. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read al...

Harry’s got the hump as the rest of the school head to Hogsmeade, but an interesting chat with Lupin and Snape’s steaming goblet keep him busy. But where on earth is the fat lady? Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the s...

Neville is bullied into testing his shrinking solution on Trevor before becoming star pupil, magicking Boggart-Snape into his nana’s clothes. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exclusive episod...

Professor Trelawney predicts Harry’s death and Buckbeak nearly causes Malfoy’s, but the real star of this week is nutty knight Sir Cadogan, who threatens to kill our three heroes before leading them to an attic. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way thro...

Harry has a proper cringeworthy moment on the Hogwarts Express when he nearly has his soul sucked out of him and faints. How embarrassing! Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes...

Harry resists the urge to buy solid gold gobstones in between his half-hourly sundaes. Good job Ron and Hermione arrive to reign this nutter in! Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exclusive epi...

Harry’s gone rogue, running off to a nearby cul-de-sac. He spots a massive dog before the Knight Bus whisks him away to his favourite place, Diagon Alley! Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exc...

Just when you think the Dursleys can't get any worse, guess what, there’s another one, Marge Dursley, and she's proper horrible. Don't worry though, Harry Potter has a special way of dealing with rude people (he tries to kill them). Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as...

We start our read-through of The Prisoner of Azkaban, which begins with an entire chapter dedicated to Harry opening some letters. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and cont...

It’s that time of the year again, give Gryffindor a million points and pat Harry on the back for breaking every rule in the book. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and conte...

Ginny is barely alive, Tom Riddle’s playing Countdown and the Basilisk’s got Harry on his hit list. Good job crime-fighting duo Fawkes and Sorting Hat are on their way! Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get...

The heir of Slytherin has taken Ginny into the Chamber of Secrets where her bones may remain forever, can Harry and the gang get her out of this sticky situation? Probably. Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and...

Harry, Ron and Hermione-substitute Fang pop into the Forbidden Forest for a catch up with Aragog and his wife Mosag, but it turns out their hundreds or something children want to eat them! Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To supp...

There’s a thief amongst the Gryffindors, the disembodied voice chimes up again and quidditch gets cancelled. However, the boys are more worried about the fate of Hermione Granger... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the...

Harry finds a 50-year-old diary, gets a Valentine poem recited to him by a dwarf and gets to see some of what happened when the Chamber of Secrets was first opened... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show and get a...

The potion is ready, and Harry and Ron are all decked out as Crabbe and Goyle ready to interrogate Draco. Hermione, however, is staying in her cubicle, refusing to come meowt... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the sho...

Harry has a very busy chapter chucking fireworks about, chatting up snakes and earwigging on Hufflepuffs, before being caught by Peeves in the wrong place at the wrong time... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To support the show...

Gryffindor vs Slytherin is the fixture of the day, and a very naughty bludger is only after scarhead himself, who ends up being visited in hospital by a very familiar, very batlike face... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make our way through the series. To supp...

Harry is accused of catricide, Professor Binns explains the history of the Chamber of Secrets and the trio, in the comfort of a ladies' lavatory, wonder if 12 year-old blondie Draco Malfoy is the heir of Salazar Slytherin... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with us as we make...

Our three magical heroes are invited to Nearly Headless Nick’s 500th deathday celebration, where they mingle with Moaning Myrtle and party with Peeves. There is a nasty shock for them, however, awaiting for them as they head back to their common room... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to...

Harry is woken at the crack of dawn for quidditch practice, but the Slytherin team crash the party with an announcement revealing their new seeker, Malfoy! Insults (and slugs) fly before Harry joins Gilderoy for an eventful detention... Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives. Feel free to read along with u...

Ron receives a howler from his mum, Professor Sprout teaches the kiddies how to repot mandrakes and the man himself, Gilderoy Lockhart, looks to take Harry under his very well-presented wing. But what will he have in store in his first lesson of Defence Against the Dark Arts? Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magic...

It’s time for the students to board the train at King’s Cross for another lovely commute to Hogwarts, but the barrier is blocking Harry and Ron from getting through! How on earth will they get to school? And what type of tree will they crash into when they get there? Each week the Pottervision boys review and explore a chapter from the books, as well as regaling tales from their own magical lives....