The Podfathers

Large returns home a broken man after a trip to New Orleans with Saint Anne and Mintzy while Clem is remodeling his kitchen even if it plummets him down even further in the Poor Rankings. The guys discuss - The good and bad of improving your house - Give advice about what to expect for first time home buyers - Say bon voyage to the name Karen - Weigh in on acceptable times in the morning to let yo...

The Podfathers are back after trying to keep the kids occupied a rainy Memorial Day Weekend. The guys break down how where you are in life changes how you feel about a holiday weekend washout. Large recaps his awesome experience with Mick at the Knicks game, Clem updates how his Girl Scout kingpin did selling cookies, while both don't hold a candle compared to coworker Jourdyn Berry who donated a...

As parents of any kindergartner knows, young kids do NOT stop asking questions, which was a good thing considering a group of 6-year-olds drove a man who hijacked their bus mad with questions. The Podfathers discuss that wild situation along with the true MVPs of the suburbs (Bus drivers, mailmen, etc.). Also on the pod: - Large is battling Covid symptoms for roughly the 100th time this year as he...

On today's Podfathers, the guys get things rolling with Large giving an update on his daughter's surgery along with a dad joke he pulled that fell flat before diving into: - New York City kids are losing their snow days, which will be turned into remote learning days - A woman that snuck into a Miami high school to try to recruit followers for her Instagram - The guys #EmbraceDebate about their fa...

The Big Man just came home from Big D with a whole bunch of stories and outstanding content from the boxing bubble of the Canelo fight while being away from his beautiful bride for the longest time in their lives. Also on the pod the guys discuss: - A recap of Mother's Day - Andrew Wiggins telling his girlfriend to delay being induced because of a regular season game against the Wizards - A 4 year...

Large is down in Texas trying to see what type of content he can pump out of Big D. The guys discuss all their favorite parts of staying at a hotel back in the day including the game room, the pool area, and hotel porn before diving into: - Juggling your kids in Spring sports - Is there free college in our future? - A know it all 12-year-old that graduated high school and college within a week of...

Big news in the Casa de Clem as Siena lost her first tooth. Clem breaks down just how much work and guts go into placing money under a sleeping kid's pillow as well as a brief Twisted History™ of the Tooth Fairy. Meanwhile in the McCarthy household, Large has a pink dog along with a dead bird in the yard, which shockingly he had no hand in dealing with either. The guys then dive into stories inclu...

General Smitty has a new addition heading to his army, so we ask him The Podfathers 10 to gauge how ready he is for the warzone that is parenthood. Also on the podcast: - Large recaps his trip back from Cali complete with an on brand bump to first class - We rebuke a dad that named his kid Department Of Statistical Communication - KFC captures an incredible parenting moment on camera - The brainst...

We have a jam packed show on The Podfathers today as long as Large didn't jinx us and end the world. The guys discuss: - A woman who gave birth to a baby in a toilet because she thought she had kidney stones growing inside of her instead of a human - The electrifying entertainment known as Medieval Times making a comeback - Hammocks and Adirondack Chairs: Actually good or actually bad? - The best...

The Podfathers get weird this week after celebrating a giant rabbit delivering candy filled eggs. Topics include: - Easter recap and candy discussion - AJ Clem's third birthday party and embracing the bad boy life - A baby in Iraq born with 3 pensies - Which Marvel characters are uncircumcised? - The debut of The Docfathers where we review documentaries with our first being The Last Blockbuster on...

The Podfathers kick things off with updates from home. Large's kids are crushing life, Clem is dealing with a kid getting sent to the principal for the first time. The fellas then dive into headlines including a mom that laced up her boxing glove to fight her daughter's rival, Dad Bods being the preferred body type, 7-Eleven adding a drive-thru option, and a nephew stabbing his uncle for not shari...

Spring has sprung and The Podfathers are fired up their kids can get the hell out of the house for a bit. The guys #EmbraceDebate about an upcoming Instagram For Kids app, share stories about leprechaun traps being the newest Elf on a Shelf type craze, and get excited about Krispy Kreme giving away a free donut a day to everyone who gets COVID-19 vaccines. We also discuss a mom who hacked a homeco...

Large gives us an update on the engagement ring saga along with the mental state of the entire Casa de Large before the Podfathers dive into: - A Father of the Year nominee who stole a 400 pound slide from a playground for his son's bed - A mom who created deep fakes of her daughter's rival cheerleading squad smoking, drinking, and appearing nude - The name Clem: Actually Good? - How to spend your...

The Podfathers Godfather returns to the pod to give everyone an update of all the happenings as a single father with some wild stories from the Casa de KFC. Large is dealing with a wife that is losing her mind (along with a few other things) while Clem just made breakfast/lunch/dinner time muchhhh easier. The guys discuss Pepe Le Pew being the latest cancelled cartoon character, a family that hono...

Kate joins The Podfathers as she heads down the homestretch of pregnancy to answer the 10 questions about what she expects from the delivery room to her baby's 1st birthday. The guys discuss the attempted cancellation of Dr. Seuss as schools honor him this week, the OnlyFans mom whose kids were expelled from school because of her online presence, and if kids are crazy for liking only villains befo...

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?". Nope, it's the latest episode of Podfathers! Siena Clem is absolutely slinging girl scout cookies on the internet, a random kid is talking smack to Cam Newton at a football camp, a scandalous love triangle is threatening to tear a family apart, and the worst woman in the country lives in North Dakota. After discussing all that madness, the f...

Lots going in Podfatherland this week. Large is recovering from a marathon electric chair during the Daytona 500 while Clem is living the one kid life for a few days. The guys discuss a new project coming with Coach Duggs and debate when it's okay to get the COVID-19 vaccine without being significantly at risk. After countless questions about baby names, we have our first baby named after a Barsto...

The Podfathers are snowed inside with their kids once again and as you can tell from the title, shit gets weird. Clem is in the midst of training AJ to no longer shit in diapers, which is a test for everyone involved while Large has shipped his dog Bleu Cheese out for vaginal surgery to hopefully make her no longer a menace. The guys then discuss how Rob Gronkowski's parents raised five man childr...

The Podfathers are coming to you from a couple of houses full of snowed in kids. Large and Clem talk about the best feelings that come with clearing your driveway, discuss a garbageman who got fired for beating up a kid's snowman, recap the madness of the meme stonk market, and give a few suggestions for what to watch while stuck at home. The guys finish things off by preparing for The Big Game™™™...

It's 2021 and unsurprisingly a Yo Mama joke cost someone their job after a gamer got a little too mouthy on a live FIFA stream while playing against a teenager. The fellas discuss that along with the days every #GirlDad dreads, Tom Brady's postgame moment with his son, Super Bowl parties with kids, and another classic Finn story!!! You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify...

We all knew this day was coming, even though we didn't think it would be this soon, but the big man is officially rocking adult diapers. Large gives us a detailed breakdown of the adult diaper review franchise that Barstool has seemingly been destined to do for years. Meanwhile, Clem is dealing with his golden child getting kicked out of class for fooling around during Google Meets and also trying...

The Podfathers are back on the grind. Large gives us a health update from home before the guys dive into the topics which include: - NFL games on Nickelodeon = Actually good? - A review of Pixar's newest flick "Soul" - Are store brands good, bad, or completely rebuke worthy? - How to deal with adding baby weight as the dad-to-be - How to deal with your kid potentially committing slight treason - A...

New year, same old bullshit! The coronavirus has infected the podfam after Large and his crew came down with COVID. The big fella discusses all the challenges that come with being sick with kids while also trying to figure out who else may have come in contact with you. Clem breaks down the struggles of a Christmas of two kids that are obsessed with seeing Santa Claus on Christmas Eve before divin...

It's Christmas Week on The Podfathers. The guys open up talking about the Barstool Fund created to help small businesses and pay homage to the culinary staple of countless towns: The diner. Despite living in a virtual world now, kids are still getting snow days off, which is a #good thing. Some kids also had a modern snow day when Google shit the bed which caused some school's to be without classe...

Barstool's gaming general and resident blockhead is about to become the newest addition to the podfam with a little bundle of joy on the way. We get his thoughts on becoming a dad and find out if Portnoy has tried to buy naming rights as the entire world prepares for another Smitty to enter the world! The Podfathers also give kudos to a dad that got a matching tattoo of his son's birthmark, rebuke...