The Podcast Nobody Asked For

Welcome to our first League Of Good Bad Movies bonus minisode spectacular! Each month we have our viewers vote on which good bad movie we will watch and then we crack open a couple of beers and roll film. This month we took in the 1990 masterpiece Troll 2, a film that isn't a sequel and is not about trolls. To watch a trailer for Troll 2 check out this youtube link Become a friend of the podcast o...

Not that anybody asked but this week we get philosophical and understanding as we talk through villains who underneath their layers of villainy may have had a point. Expect hangings, interjections and seizing the means of production. You can find any relevant videos on this youtube playlist . Become a friend of the podcast on Patreon and get bonus episodes and swag Buy merch over at Teepublic Foll...

Not that anybody asked but this week we get all loved up and talk through terrible people in romantic comedies and, it turns out, they're a lot of options for us to choose from. We could have gone for a positive topic to line up with Valentines Day but we decided against it. It turns out we would do anything for love, but we won't do that. Expect romance, birthdays and the final days of the Mayan...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are grabbing our jerseys and making for the playoffs as we are talking about the Super Bowl! NFL athletes are mostly superhuman anyway so why not talk about which movie and TV characters we would want to see on an American Football pitch. Our only rules: No superhero movies, no superpowered people and only humans - sorry Legolas. Expect cheating, spying and...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are turning red and hoping nobody notices as we are talking shame and the films we should maybe feel a little bit of shame for loving as much as we do. Whether it's because people think we should be shameful of a certain genre or just a deep sense that the world is refusing to acknowledge how shameful a film is, it turns out there's a lot of reasons to feel...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are cranking up the nostalgia and running home from school as we turn our attention to children's TV shows that we think should be adapted into Logan style R-Rated Movies, it turns out the actual answer is "all of them" but we somehow managed to narrow it down to a Top 3. Expect dictators, child soldiers and the top left-hand corner of Wales. You can find an...

Not that anybody asked but this week we play the music and light the lights as we turn our attention to The Muppets and which films we would want to see them either make an adaption of or have them thrown in to. On top of this we also slowly come to terms with the fact we are deeply disturbed people who probably shouldn't be allowd to have a podcast. Expect felt, fowl language and pregnant chicken...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are Dancing In The Street as we talk about Ziggy Stardust himself; the late and great David Bowie! David Bowie and his music have appeared in a lot of tv shows and films, but which will make our Top 3 list? So Let's Dance and try to Hang On To Yourself. Expect a french bulldog, jousting and sex panthers. (Due to some technical issues that can be blamed solel...

Not that anybody asked but this week we take a break from arguing and turn instead to talking about our favourite films and TV shows of the year! It was a weird year from pretty much the start to the finish but we some great releases to keep us company. Expect architects, Architects and subtitles. You can find trailers for the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist . Become a friend o...

You better watch out because in this months minisode we made a watchlist and we checked it twice and now we break down our favourite Christmas films before tallying up our viewers votes for their Top 3. Expect means ones, Santa and a sense of crushing disappointment. You can find the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist. The Christmas Watchlist was: Rise of the Guardians Arthur Chri...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are wrapping presents and pouring the mulled wine as we turn our attention to the North Pole! Santa Claus has appeared in a lot of movies during his festive life but what films do we wish he was in? Expect elves, presents and mutants. You can find trailers for the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist . Become a friend of the podcast on Patreon...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are dashing to the fallout shelters as we turn our attention to the wasteland! The world may be over as we know it but that doesn't mean we can't take things in our stride and live our best lives. We decided to restrict this to movies to stop Ian talking about the Fallout series for several hours. Expect laziness, matricide and the Maroon Goon. You can find...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are turning our attention to Good Bad Movies. Those beautiful and glorious films that tried and failed, the kind of films you get more enjoyment from laughing at than laughing with and I think if we were honest we would much rather spend our time watching these than we would cinematic masterpieces or films with any substance - who needs Shawshank anyway? Exp...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are firing up the cars and taking things to the track as we talk about the best race scenes in cinema! As we are in no way equipped to talk about motorsport, we have brought along our first special guest! The bald expert and The Pad-Hoc host himself: Nate Saunders. Expect blind horses, Mick Hucknall and ways to improve F1. You can find the races we are talki...

In this months minisode we break down our favourite facial hair from this months watchlist before tallying up our viewers votes for their Top 3. This month, being November, was obviously movember inspired! Expect reloading arms, calamari and nicknames. You can find the hair we are talking about on this youtube playlist. You can also find more information about Movember and the work the charity doe...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are feeling the good vibrations as we look at those feel good movies that we would watch to improve a bad day. It's okay to not be okay and everybody has bad days that they feel like they can't escape from, and on days like that we often turn to films that make us feel happy. Expect sandwiches, a codpiece and canned laughter. You can find trailers for the fi...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are grabbing our shovels and firing up the torches as we talk about our most claustrophia inducing movies. Expect Not Tommy Wiseau, the Birth Canal and a spelunk count. You can find trailers for the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist . Become a friend of the podcast on Patreon and get bonus episodes and swag Buy merch over at Teepublic Follo...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are getting sick of Lockdown as we talk through movies that we wish didn't have sequels. Everybody hates on sequels and, in some cases, it is justified. Expect Robin Hood, Titanic 2: This Time It's Personal and a snoring dog. You can find trailers for the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist . Become a friend of the podcast on Patreon and get...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are hitting the campaign trail as we talk about our Top 3 fictional Presidents we would vote for if we were eligbile to vote in America or, in one case, lived in the distance future. Expect doomsday, John F Kennedy, and freedom. You can find the Presidents we are talking about on this youtube playlist . Become a friend of the podcast on Patreon and get bonus...

In our first minisode we break down our favourite films from this months watchlist before tallying up our viewers votes for their Top 3. This month, being October, was obviously horror movies! Expect blood, guts and Ian's Dad. You can find the films we are talking about on this youtube playlist. The Halloween List this year was: The Cabin In The Woods Crawl The Autopsy of Jane DOe Creep (2014) The...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are carving the pumpkins and hiding behind the sofa as we talk through our top 3 Sitcom casts that would survive longest in a slasher movie. We come prepared with our favourite movie slashers villains and pick one of them at random from a hat for them all to fight against. Expect death, scientology, and fire squids. You can find the shows we are talking abou...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are thinking positively as we talk through the best scenes that have had the misfortune of being stuck in awful, awful films. These scenes just deserved better even if you should probably avoid the films they are from. Expect baby lakes, bottomless pits and Daddy Superman. You can find the scenes we are talking about on this youtube playlist . You can become...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are wishing everything was different as we talk through films we wish had been directed by somebody else, be this because they were bad and needed a different direction or just because we think the end product is something that deserves to exist. Expect Sharks, the Hogwarts antichrist and the two less important hobbits. You can find the trailers for our choi...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are attempting to wipe our memories and never speak of things again as we talk through films we enjoyed but never want to watch again or in some cases even mention in polite conversation. Expect depression, tiny horses and choose your own adventures. You can find the trailers for our choices on this youtube playlist. Charities Homelessness in the UK: https:/...

(The sound quality on this episode isn't as good as the rest of the episodes we have out, put this down to this being designed originally as a pilot that we pushed out anyway because we are mavericks) Not that anybody asked but this week we are donning our headphones and turning up the volume as we talk through our Top 3 list of films where the soundtrack is better than the film before deciding wh...