The Podcast Nobody Asked For

Not that anybody asked but this week one of us got married and the other went to Canada so we don't have a new episode for you. Instead we are releasing one of our Patreon exclusive Undrafted episodes for your listening pleasure. After a listener vote you decided you wanted to hear the episode "Comedy Movies or Best Funniest Movies or something like that (live from the Slam Dunk Festival car park)...

Not that anybody asked but this week we finished our vows and exchanged rings because we're talking about getting married. In honour of Ian's wedding day, which if you're listening on release day is today, we are talking where else he could have got married across the many realms of cinema. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect productive insomnia, Liverpool's 1996 FA Cup attire an...

Not that anybody asked but this week we mixed and we matched because we're talking about characters that share a name we want to swap places. This is yet another episode based on a random whatapps exchange and there isn't really much to add outside of that. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect the sad eyes of David Duchovny, the hungry eyes of Jon Hamm and the silent eyes of H. Yo...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are wishing everything was different and finding somebody new because we're talking about films we would want to see tackled by a different director, again! October 1st marks the 3rd birthday of The Podcast Nobody Asked For so, as is now tradition, we have dove into the early days of the archive and revisited a topic we have already covered. For this year we...

Not that anybody asked but this week we donned our scrum caps and put on our boots because we're talking about Ian's insistence that Wales could win the Rugby World Cup via talking about promised films we still think will happen - even if reality suggests differently. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect the big daddy church, Ian and Graham's pending shotgun licenses and definitel...

Not that anybody asked but this week we are grabbing our hospitals robes and Graham is counting down from 10 (and getting further than you think because gingers have a proven resistence to anaesthesia) because we're talking about Graham's upcoming ankle surgery and fictional doctors. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Graham's mosh addiction, the McDonald's Hierachy of Surgeons...

Not that anybody asked but this week we opened the toy box and played because after the insane success of Barbie we are talking about other toys we think should be turned into movies. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect stealing babies to go to the cinema, Damp Twix and the gifting of the dragon. You can find the trailers for our choices, and other things referenced, on this yout...

Not that anybody asked but this week we lined up our choices and called Paul Merton (or Frank Skinner, depending who is free) because for Episode 101 we're talking the movie tropes we would send to Room 101. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect trope play, the opposite of the room of requirement and a complete lack of goblins. You can find the trailers for our choices, and other t...

Not that anybody asked but this week we took a long hard look at ourselves and celebrated because this is our 100th regular episode! To celebrate this insane milestone we are talking about shows that went on longer than we thought they would. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect 9214 minutes, service station apocalypse and the very, very, very, very, exceedingly boring Ken Barlow...

Not that anybody asked but this week just Ian dusted off his degree and donned his best Indy fedora because we're talking about historical inaccuracies in films, but why these can make films better. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect cobbled together submarines, a lot of Ox and a boring amount of lions. To see the dance Ian may learn for his wedding click here Become a friend of...

Not that anybody asked but this week we pulled out our paint brushes and headed to Halsingland because we're talking about Midsommar, again. This year we were lucky enough to be joined by Nille Svennsson, one of the film's art directors, who spoke to us at length about his involvement in the movie and all things art. Expect codeine, non-Swedeish flowers and dancing until you're skeletons. You can...

Not that anybody asked but this week we set up our home forge and practised our talents because we're talking about reality TV and competition shows. They're a lot of different types of reality show out there and a lot of different prizes to win but what will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Redcoats on the Moon, 60lbs of scallops from a van and the third triangle of the segway/segue tr...

Not that anybody asked but this week we fired up our recording equipment and signed up for a new RSS Feed because we're talking about ripping off podcasts like Caged In, Cage Rage and The Church Of Tarantino by starting a re-watch podcasts. But which actor deserves an entire podcast dedicated to them? (Not that we have the time to start a new podcast). What will make our final Top 3 list this week...

Not that anybody asked but this week we grabbed the remote and started to binge because we're talking about movies that would also have worked as a TV Show. What will be the next Stargate SG1 and what will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Tarantino's 2011 Rugby World Cup, the agreed upon taste of banana and a savoury meaty advent calendar but for lunch. You can find the trailers for our...

Not that anybody asked but this week we held auditions and didn't release any press releases because we're talking about roles that were recast and hoped we wouldn't notice. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect volcanic protein, IndianaJones4ification and Michelle Pfeiffer's Wheel of Pain. You can find the trailers for our choices, and other things referenced, on this youtube play...

Because one of our listeners asked, this week we checked in and stowed our luggage because we're talking about films to watch on a plane. That's pretty self explanatory as far as topic goes, or so you would think. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Jamie Brie Curtis, famously coy MIGs and The Kendall Rules You can find the trailers for our choices, and other things referenced, o...

Not that anybody asked but this week we landed some super cheap rent in New York Cityand opened a hotel in Torquay because we're talking about serious prequels to sitcoms. Sitcoms are funny, or at least should be, but this week we are diving into those characters we thing deserve a dramatic origin story. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Geckos in the Spanish Civil War, crying...

Not that anybody asked but this week we checked into rehab and went grizzly because we're talking about potential sequels to the movie Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear is an entirely real film inspired by an entirely real story, but what should the sequel be about? What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect the Jaws of the bear world, the seagull narrative and The One With The Dolphin Fisting...

Not that anybody asked but this week we to me'd and we to you'd because we're talking about dystopian versions of kid's TV Shows. Last episode you may have heard a dramatic reading about the Chuckle Brothers, we decided to run with this for an entire episode. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect the duck reproductive arms race, rat spleen honey and The Pluto Paradox You can find t...

One of our Patreon Subscribers asked so this week we stood next to a more important character and kept our egos in check because we're talking about sidekicks. They're a lot of unsung heroes in movies that are playing second fiddle to the main character, but which film would be improved by focusing on them? What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect T-Rex Boy, Olivia Coleman roleplay an...

Unfortunately there's no new episode this week because that horrible thing called life got in the way of editting and recording. We didn't want to leave you empty handed though, so we decided to give you a sneak peak behind the paywall at our special bonus series: The Podcast Nobody Asked For's Undrafted. We will be back with a normal episode next Thursday, and it's a good one! Become a friend of...

Not that anybody asked but this week we take a break from arguing and turn instead to talking about our favourite films and TV shows of the year! What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect mammoth rabbits, laws that govern the lands of ghosts and our debut album "Narwhal At The Cenotaph". Thank you to Caged In, Cage Rage, Colin Brain vs the MCU, Fandomentals, The Church of Tarantino, Bi...

Not that anybody asked but this Christmas we left out some mince pies and headed toward the North Pole because we're talking about Santa Claus. Santa Claus is the jolly dude who breaks into our houses and gives us presents every year, but which actors would we want to see play him? What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect paying to watch Graham sleep, communist dolphins and meaty chic...

Not that anybody asked but this week we followed things up and then followed them up again because we're talking about films with more sequels than we realised. They're a lot of film series's out there and there's also a lot we didn't realise even excitied. What will make our final Top 3 list this week? Expect Daddy Brolin, Graham's Haunted Water Flosser and definitely not the Dallas Cowboys. You...

Not that anybody asked but this week we took bribes and still wore our "OneLove" because we aren't cowards, but also because we're talking about football. Hilarious jokes about corruption and protests against severe humans rights abuses aside, it is time for the 2022 World Cup. But which fictional nation could stand toe to toe with the football giants? What will make our final Top 3 list this week...