The Plastics Podcast

The Plastics Podcast is a boys only affair this weekend. With Covid dropping fixtures left and right, only a few games were on this game week. Arsenal padded their points into the top 4 against Leeds, Manchester City comfortably cruised against Newcastle, and Tottenham-Liverpool came to a draw in a card filled match. Also, we watched Sevilla Atletico in what can be diplomatically described as a ch...

The Plastics Podcast is back for another week of matchups and it was a doozy. Arsenal break down Eddie Howe’s Newcastle walls, Norwich and Wolves end in a thrilling 0-0 tie, Juventus fall to Atalanta in a deflating defeat, and Michael Carrick’s/Ralf Rangnick’s Manchester United nearly pull off the perfect heist at Stamford Bridge.

This week on the Plastics Podcast, Boisterous Blair LaCross and Jubilant Jacob commence talks about Gerrard getting got with a 1-0 loss to Liverpool and Burnley wasting West Hams time with a woeful draw. Also on the docket, Madrid losing to Madrid and Madrid winning in a most masterful mission from the maestros in Midfield, more than just Modric, and of course the main event of the weekend, NYCFC...

The Plastics Gang is back in full force and armed with a thesaurus.  This weekend we saw West Ham chip away Chelsea’s lead of the league, Leeds and Brentford see out a draw amid a host of absent players for both -  and Villa vindicate their quality as Leciester lose in a Midlands Derby. Around the grounds in Europe, Bayern defeat Dortmund, with an asterisk on the game, more to come on th...

With dad away, chaos reigns, Blair and Maddie take on week 5 of the Champions League with style and grace. They discuss where key groups stand after another week of fixtures and what the last week of Champions League games will decide. 

The Plastics Podcast breaks down a busy week full of games, goals, and...boats? The gang talks about the Top 3™ and their barrage of goals, Steven Gerrard at the helm of the Villains, Ole being let go after a smashing defeat from Watford and the merits of thanksgiving foods. 

The Plastics Pod comes to you late in the week to talk about USA’s third straight win over El Tri, coming at the hands of the Man in the Mirror himself and the Jamaica v USA game on Tuesday. With 8 games played in the octagonal, Jacob and Blair discuss The Good Lineup ™️, their preferred starters from what they’ve seen so far. Then, we briefly touch on Gerrard to Villa with league play coming back...

The Plastics Pod talk about the Manchester Derby, David Moyes flexing his muscles after a nail biting victory over Liverpool, and an exciting match between RB Leipzig and Dortmund leading us to talk at length about Christopher Nkunku. Also in this weeks episode is the latest sackings and a look ahead at the International Break. 

The Plastics Podcast welcomes back Blair and dives right into the fourth week of the UCL. Jacob and Blair discuss Wolfsburg v. Salzburg, Seville V. Lille, Milan V. Porto, and RB Leipzig V. PSG. 

Jacob and Maddie talk about the race to new Managers for Tottenham Hotspurs and FC Barcelona, talk about the upcoming Champions League match-ups, discuss the MLS playoffs and New England Revolutions historic run. 

With Jacob back in the studio, Jacob and Maddie break down the devastating Manchester United loss at the hands of Liverpool, contemplate the future and touch of the rest of the weekends goal scoring bonanza. 

Jacob and Maddie go over the four games they watched Tuesday and Wednesday. Their hot takes, impressions, and over all feelings now that the group stages are halfway over. 

With Jacob in Michigan, Maddie hosts the conversation on Liverpool’s dominance and Brentfords good form. Jacob and Maddie talk about the results, Salah’s stardom, and how traditional Irish names are pronounced.

With Blair out on vacation, Producer Maddie steps into hosting role with Jacob. The pair talk about the US mens performances against Jamaica and Panama as well as a frank conversation about the Newcastle deal. 

The fellas talk about the showcase match between Liverpool and Manchester City and the newbies who are joining the USMNT for the next international break.

The guys talk about the exciting matches this weekend, gush over Brentford, give some time to Southampton, and relish in a fantastic Arsenal performance.

Blair and Jacob sing their praises for Brentford, Aston Villa and Brighton while questioning why Watford's mascot is a hornet and lamenting Gunnarsaurus. 

This week the fellas cover a slate of Premier League action and look ahead to the UEFA Champion’s League group stages.

Jacob and Blair break down the first two matches of the US Mens team's International break. What went wrong and what happens now? 

Blair and Jacob discuss the important matchday 3 fixtures, Ronaldo returning to Manchester, and the upcoming international break for the US. 

Jacob and Blair discuss the results of match day 2 and look ahead to Arsenal v Chelsea (the outcome not being to Blair’s satisfaction). They also discuss Carli Lloyds retirement and the VFB Stuttgart v RB Leipzig.

Blair and Jacob discuss the results of the weekend over Friday and Saturday as well as postulating on the games for Sunday. Inter's financial situation is touched one in an effort to explain why key players were sold over the summer after their first successful season in almost a decade. A recurring segment is introduced, American players abroad! Bald excellence is highlighted and Superman ice cre...

Blair and Jacob kick off the show with discussion on the aftermath of the unexpected departure of Lionel Messi. They also discuss some of the transfers that have happened so far, focusing in on Josh Sargeant’s prospects at Norwich City. Romelu Lukaku’s transfer to Chelsea closes out the first episode of The Plastics Podcast.

Welcome to The Plastics Podcast, a comprehensive soccer podcast focusing on the European continent with a special lens on the Premier League and the United States National Team, through the eyes of two American wankers. Join us as we try to figure out what in the world is going on!