The Plastics Podcast

The Plastics Podcast

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Welcome to The Plastics Podcast, a comprehensive soccer podcast focusing on the European continent with a special lens on the Premier League and the United States National Team, through the eyes of three American wankers. Join us as we try to figure out what in the world is going on!

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Jan 15, 2024

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Episodes

93. Chelsea's Edmond Fitzgerald Season (IFYKYK) 08.05.2023

This week on the Plastics Podcast, Arsenal give Newcastle a taste of their own medicine in a feisty showdown at St James Park, Liverpool maintain trajectory in a steady win over Brentford, and Chelsea break their bonds with Bournemouth, the memes about Frank Lampard die in what fans have to now consider a goal fest! This, Sam Allardyce, and Star Wars.

92. Fulham, Brentford, Brighton, Villa: The Goon Squad 01.05.2023

This week, chaos and the seeming march of the inevitable! Manchester City route Arsenal in a heavy weight route! Manchester United quietly grab three points against a feisty Aston Villa and Liverpool and Tottenham duke it out to see who can bottle a game better! The moral of the story folks, if you’re coming for the king, you best not miss. 

91. Quantum Superposition with Tottenham and West Ham 24.04.2023

This week! Top 4 is lava! Tottenham concede an improbable amount in 20 minutes against Newcastle in a game showcasing their absence in defense along with Alexander Isak’s remarkable fist season numbers! Leicester come up big in a must win game against wolves thanks to Timothy Castagne, and Arsenal continue their faceplant in a tie against Southampton!  This, more champions league discussions as we...

90. Ollie Ollie Watkins Free 17.04.2023

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Plastics Podcast! Shocking results for the title race bring it ever closer! West Ham pull out a tie against Arsenal, causing them to drop 2 points bringing Manchester City ever closer! Brighton smash Chelsea in dominating display that bring the Blues uncomfortably close to the relegation zone for Frank Lampard and his boys, and Aston Villa cruise to...

89. All Aboard! Next Stop? Relegation Station! 10.04.2023

The title race gets ever thinner as Liverpool pull out a show stopping performance at Anfield proving that there are in fact two squads for this team during the season! Will Manchester City edge out Arsenal for the tie or will the gunners remain strong to the tail end of the season? Well you won’t get that answer this episode because the plastics are here to talk about relegation! Thats right, the...

88: Tuchel’s Last Laugh and Boehly’s Sauna 03.04.2023

 This week in the league, Manchester City does their best Bane impression and breaks Liverpool’s back! Newcastle show up big as they shut down Manchester United in a display that looks like return to the top 4 for Eddie Howe’s men, while United reveal a lack of creativity when the chips are down.   Also! Many many managerial changes were made during the international break and throughout the week!

87. Pulisic Shines Against the Spice Boys 27.03.2023

Welcome back to The Plastics Podcast. This week on the episode, The US men raid the spice cabinet in a 7-1 win in Grenada showcasing an unusual team lineup but an overall great performance displaying Hudson Ball! They now look ahead to El Salvador in Orlando to qualify for the knockout stages of the CONCACAF Nations League!  All this and a little discussion on Folarin Balogun and the England squad...

86. Sean Dyche: The Best Premier League Manager? 20.03.2023

The madness goes on around the nation as college basketball gets underway to its finale and the madness continues on in the Premier League! Brentford and Leicester see out a tie, Chelsea see out yet another tie as Dyche continues his campaign from the bottom to the top! Last but not least, Crystal Palace capitulate as star boy leads Arsenal to yet another victory! All this, the UCL Quarterfinals,...

85. Is Mitoma this season's Jarrod Bowen? 13.03.2023

The highs and lows of the top flight in England continue! The Plastics Soccer Podcast cover Liverpool forgetting what happened last week as they lose in Vitality Stadium to the Cherries behind a sparkling performance from Dango Outtara! Leeds are able to nick a point against Brighton “Champagne Soccer” Albion. Last but certainly not least, we discuss Arsenal finally resurrecting Jesus as they cool...

84: The Red Devils' Seven Deadly Sins 06.03.2023

The sacking of Manchester! The walls crumble and the fields are salted! Liverpool in an unprecedented turn of events have toppled Ten Hag’s men and gobbled up some GD in a route for the ages, marking the joint largest defeat for United in their history! Elsewhere in England, The Plastics cover Arsenal's showcase showdown with a last second winner against Bournemouth, Wolves whipping up a win...

83. Marcus Rashford is the new Kelly Clarkson of Man United 27.02.2023

The Plastics Podcast take on the EFL cup final, from afar. Blair, Jacob and Maddie spend most of the game trying to figure out who the good guys are but eventually get around to podcasting. Tottenham finally oust one over their London Rivals, Chelsea, in a game that sees Graham Potter put over the spit once again! Those sure a lot of L’s you’ve been handed! Newcastle attend their first final in 10...

82. Wout Weghorst: Dinosaur 20.02.2023

The title race is on! Its off! Its back on! Its like a flower in midwest spring! Arsenal score late to win at Villa Park, Liverpool look up to snuff in a classic game against Newcastle, and Man United show their quality as all cylinders are firing for the boys at Old Trafford. We also touch base on the Chelsea situation and what our feelings on Graham potter truly are. Manchester United fans, we i...

81. Big trouble in little Manchester 13.02.2023

Welcome to the Plastics Podcast, a show where two American Wankers try to become lawyers really quickly to know the ins and outs of Financial Fair Play Laws. This week, West Ham invite Chelsea over for a quick game of footy and Joao Felix decides that he will come along as well, finally able to play a game after his red card suspension. Fulham try to hold onto this crazy run of form they have been...

80. Arsenal's Special Agent: Harry Kane 06.02.2023

Another game, another episode, another Plastics Podcast. The transfer season closes and clubs go back to combat armed with their new signings! Well, some more than others. Everton are rebirthed in fire against Arsenal, and Dyche ball once again graces the Premier League. A goal fest at Villa Park sees Leicester City’s first ever Brazilian signing make his mark, and Tottenham once again find Manche...

79: Turin Trouble: A White Collar Crime Story Featuring Julian Faustini (CalcioWithJulian) 01.02.2023

In a special bonus episode (we recorded too much content last episode) we bring some transfer talk to you. Also on the pod this week our Italian correspondent Julian Faustini, brings us the hot off the presses news on just what is going on in Juventus and Serie A at the moment and why it matters to everyone who loves the sport. 

78. Football Face Off: Football v. Futbol 30.01.2023

Welcome to an FA Cup Weekend Edition of the Plastics Soccer Podcast! Its an FA Cup weekend! You know what that means! The gang takes a brief break from the EPL to focus in on…..the NFL?! Thats right Conference Championships for the NFL are happening and the only thing that means is that the gang goes through each Premier League team and assigns an appropriate NFL team to them!

77. Saka and Nketiah; Gunning for the Top 23.01.2023

Another episode of The Plastics Soccer Podcast, and another game week gone. In the match of the season, Arsenal and Man United duke it out in a showcase that rolls back the years! Everton and West Ham do their best impression of two foes having a boxing match on the edge of a cliff, and Liverpool Chelsea happen in a very middle of the table style. A segment of the podcast is implemented called "Th...

76. Marcus Rashford and the Derby Hallows 17.01.2023

The Plastics Podcast, in all our unbiased glory, are just as confused about the Manchester United non-offsides call as you are. This week on the pod we set the Mood(ryk) with discussions on the Manchester Derby, the North London Derby, and the latest and greatest of the January transfer news. Welcome back to the mania and madness, and remember to set your FPL lineups. 

75. Todd Boehly's ACT score 09.01.2023

Welcome Back! Its a new year but it's the same Plastics, here to deliver the hard hitting news straight to you. The action resumes after a break for everyone but the players! Some teams are still cruising and others are capitulating. The Plastics bring you some January transfer news, USMNT discussion and what the Premier league is shaping up to be in the back half of the season. 

74. World Cup Finale: It helps to have Lionel Messi 19.12.2022

The tale has concluded, the event finished, the saga closed, and  the ever winding wind of the world cup has blown its last gust across the sands of Qatar, the wind carrying the hopes of Argentina up and up into a sky of white and blue. The trio on the Plastics Pod reminisce, get emotional, and go over what really created such an amazing final game. What a finish to the 2022 World Cup! 

73. World Cup Knockouts: Qatar - Semi Finals 16.12.2022

With the World Cup quickly coming to a close, the intrepid Plastics cover the Semi-Finals in all their glory and make some predictions about the outcome of the final. We take a look at the stand out players from the Semi's, discuss who's really had their second coming, and who's fallen flat. 

72: World Cup Knockouts: Qatar - Quarter Finals 11.12.2022

The Quarterfinals Qonclude! Croatia can’t be beat as they stone cold slice their way through Brazil, Argentina see out a bloodbath against the Netherlands, Morocco make the African dream possible against Portugal, and France keep the hopes of a back to back championship alive! Semifinals are on the horizon!

71. World Cup Knockouts: Qatar - Dec 3-4 05.12.2022

The Plastics forget to travel to upset city! Seems that all the cards follow the way of the vegas odds as Argentina beats Australia, France beats Poland, England beat Senegal, and Denzel Dumfries beats USA. We laugh, cry, and remember the squad that took the US all the way to the knockouts, and backtrack on some of our takes concerning Jesus Fereira.

70. World Cup: Qatar - Nov 30-Dec 2 03.12.2022

We are back and stronger than ever. Games galore! We took an extra day to get the group stages done and dusted and it finished in spectacular fashion! Japan take the long road to the top, Australia oust Denmark, South Korea see themselves squeak in, and Serbia Switzerland serve as a scintillating finale! It's time to look ahead to the knockouts! 

69. World Cup: Qatar - Nov 28-29 30.11.2022

Its called Soccer folks! In a game that can only be described as a denuclearization derby, the simulation of world war 3 goes to the US at the feet of Captain America himself! Also! We catch up on matchday 2! Brazil cruises, Serbia capitulates, Ghana capitlizes, and South Korea crumbles as the tournament rages on! Lets get this party started the US is in the knockouts!!! We are READY. 

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