Swifty Jonez & Christopher

The Pink Water Chronicles

Society EN ↓ 216 episodes

The Pink Water Chronicles (Swifty Jonez & Christopher) give their unfiltered & unapologetic opinions on pop culture, sports, “outside”, fashion and everything in between.

Author

Swifty Jonez & Christopher

Category

Society

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Latest episode

Jun 17, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 42 - “Cards On Deck” 11.04.2021

This week: celebrating DMX’s life and impact, new wine alert, Paul Pierce living his best life, is Twitter the best social media platform, shoot out at a drive thru, stealing data, the Hubert Davis uncomfortable press conference, leaking DMs and Shaq went too far and more. ENJOY!! RIP DMX.

Episode 41 - “The Green Light” 04.04.2021

This week: Joe vs 50K, DMX is a legend, Space II, will you take the $100 billion, legal cannabis in NY, Drake’s stalker, police never changing, soccer team held hostage, people being fake mad at Lil Nas X and much more. ENJOY!!

Episode 39 - “Dumb It Down” 21.03.2021

This week: The aftermath of the stimmy, Pyramid schemes, silent roller coasters, Stacy Dash wants in on the cookout, Barbershop Tales, Yeezy, Kirk Franklin, ‘One Hot Mic’, finessing people, Netflix isn’t sharing anymore and more. ENJOY!!

Episode 38 - “$66 Million” 15.03.2021

The spicy takes are back! On this episode, the pair speak on Kanye West’s attempt to rename a town, misconception of perceptions, the Stimmy, Grammy predictions, Verzuz, Chiefs will never win again, J Lo is the new Thanos, Duke vs UNC, scammers in Atlanta, Lil Nas X is a real one, Papa John is still lying and more. ENJOY!!

Episode 37 - “Fhloston Paradise” 09.03.2021

On this episode, Swifty Jonez and Christopher waste no time and get right to it. Late night fireworks! The duo speak on the Meghan/Harry interview with Oprah, so-called freedom fighters, Nike getting checked, ‘Scary Hours’, Skip and space hotels. ENJOY!!

Episode 36 - “The Color of Food Stamps” 02.03.2021

On this episode, Swifty Jonez and Christopher discuss the last day of Black History Month. The duo also speaks on Tiger Woods’ legacy, the stimmy, the Food Stamp Era, the importance of not dropping the bag, Zoom call causalities, Snowfall, Jay Z stays winning and more. ENJOY!!

Episode 35 - “Dr. Sebi” 21.02.2021

On this episode - Swifty Jonez announces a new addition to Grafhouse and the launch of the brand. Swifty Jonez and Christopher dive into ways to stay healthy, Tory Lanez need for bundles, the importance of having a great inner circle, “drugs” and food are the same, Texas is frozen, NBA’s new PSA, CyHi and a Jeff Bezos conspiracy. ENJOY!!

Episode 34 - “A Flight To Jamaica” 14.02.2021

On this episode, Christopher gets deep after a conversation with his “elders” seeking wisdom. Swifty Jonez and Christopher also discuss the Gorilla Glue fiasco, the not-so super bowl, hackers, the continuous disregard for Black culture, Master P, Jamaica and more. Enjoy!!

Episode 33 - “Elephant In The Room” 07.02.2021

On this episode, Swifty Jonez & Christopher are fresh from a hiatus and get right back to the controversy. The duo talk about the reason for the pause, The Game v Kendrick, is Robert Kraft a magician, the importance of the LA Leakers freestyle and more. ENJOY!!

Episode 32 - “Bad Boys” 23.01.2021

This week on TPWC, Swifty Jonez and Christopher talk about Bernie Sanders’ mitten game, Verzuz, the anticipated new Drake album, MLK, Fenty lingerie and more. ENJOY!!

Episode 31 - “Coup de Grâce” 10.01.2021

On this episode, Swifty Jonez and Christopher poke fun at the mob that (was let in) took over the Capitol, the obvious double standard in policing, white on blue crime and Kanye West. Also, they introduce a new segment called Sidewalk Stories. Enjoy!!

Episode 30 - “Life and Times of Christopher” 03.01.2021

On this episode, we take a deep dive into the mind of Christopher. ENJOY!!

Episode 29 - “A Conversation with Swifty Jonez” 28.12.2020

This week, we take a closer look at Swifty Jonez and get to know him better.

Episode 28 - “The Six” 21.12.2020

On this episode of TPWC, the pair is a little late but never disappoints. Swifty Jonez and Christopher discuss whether the American Dream is a myth or not, how Red Lobster should not exist, the new Roaring Twenties, the Dollar Store being elite and the necessity of classism. And Christopher breaks down the importance of self education via books while cutting out the “middle man”. ENJOY!!

Episode 27 - “Rosé Nights” 13.12.2020

This week on TPWC, the pair answers listener questions. Enjoy!!

Episode 26 - “The Blueprint” 06.12.2020

This week is a full celebration. Swifty Jonez and Christopher makes the case for Jay Z’s birthday to be a national holiday. The duo go in-depth on the why, does Kevin Hart still have it, cannabis legalization and the need to know when you have too much dip on your chip. Christopher provides his theory on the ‘deep secret’ surrounding the movie Home Alone. ENJOY!!

Episode 25 - “Everything” 29.11.2020

Swifty Jonez and Christopher are back again for another week of controversy. Christopher gives an important holiday PSA. They discuss the concept of being a person’s everything and whether or not it is a viable thing, fly ‘Sugar Mamas’, escaping exes and much more. Enjoy!

Episode 24 - “A Million” 23.11.2020

On this episode, Christopher signals the importance of your zip code. Swifty Jonez and Christopher talk about marginalized voices, Jeezy v Gucci, George Clooney’s benevolence, the latest NBA draft and nude etiquette. Enjoy!!

Episode 23 - “The Renaissance” 15.11.2020

The duo is back again this week! Swifty Jonez and Christopher tried to figure out how to finesse like Kim K, homeschooling, Biggie, Zuckerberg and more. Enjoy!

Episode 22 - “Friday Night Freestyle” 08.11.2020

The rabbit hole continues...

Episode 21 - “Algorithms” 01.11.2020

This week, Swifty Jonez and Christopher fell into a Rabbit Hole.

Episode 20 - “The V” 28.10.2020

This week, Swifty Jones and Christopher share their feelings and experience of early voting, “The Rebrand”, importance of the Black vote, quiet supporters and the need to stay on point.

Episode 19 - “Live From The Group Chat” 17.10.2020

Swifty Jonez and Christopher are back!! This week, they delve into the conversation of toxic women, ‘legendary snipers’, Jeff Bezos and more. And, Christopher is finally fed up with Chipotle.

Episode 18 - “Thank You Rihanna” 04.10.2020

This week, Swifty Jonez and Christopher place predictions on whether or not 45 is going to the ‘upper room’. They discuss the lousy first presidential debate, Zoom meetings, moving abroad and Christopher expresses his love for all things Rihanna.

Episode 17 - “Politics As Usual” 29.09.2020

This week, Swifty Jonez and Christopher dive into the sea of political madness, especially in this specific cycle. They also discuss how Trump eurosteps paying taxes, the viability of the the current candidates and much more. And, they may have found the cheat code.

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