The Phillip Carter Show

An old story from a new collection, HOLOGRAM KEBAB. It's a weird little book with weird little stories. Friday 21st January

I have started 2022 with an amazing opportunity. I was invited by Ruth from ALLfm to materialize on the 9th Jan in her studio at ALLfm, to talk about David Bowie. If you didn't know, I'm a huge fan of Bowie. I'm actually working towards making a separate thing dedicated to him. The 9th of January is a symbolic day, his birthday was the 8th and the anniversary of his death is the 10th. So it's frea...

In this special, hour-long episode, I talk to Jo The Lion about her writing, David Bowie fanfiction, and if skin walkers stole David's autobiography and if we might be able to get it back from Area51. We recorded audio and video for this one, and you can watch the video >>> here <<< This episode is for Friday the 7th January, but as the video is already out, I thought I'd release...

In which I reveal the title of my next book, Hologram Kebab, and read you two stories from it! Here's my gofundme for the WBTH audiobook >>> https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-this-time-traveler-become-his-true-self

The first episode of the rebrand, in which my secret plans for world domination are laid bare for you to gawp at. My books My substack blog My medium blog (same as substack, just less content, only the journalistic, click-baity stuff)

Some poems from my upcoming book FALSE VACUUM

Some fun poems. Pre-order the book here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09BP589NZ

A huge episode where I read 6 whole poems, and edit some and do a bit of improv

No idea to be honest. Who Built The Humans has gone down in price though, check it out <<<

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A poem about leaving someone, filled with cosmic metaphor, as you would expect.

A little poem, you can pre-order its collection here https://www.amazon.co.uk/Phillip-Carter/e/B095JQRVN5

This is part of the ON SERIES, a mini collection of 15 poetic stories inside WHO BUILT THE HUMANS? my book of 47 short stories whobuiltthehumans.com

My thoughts on leaving university and the fragile "network" I had developed during it. Naturally mixed in with some wordplay and a bit of light fiction, as is my style.

In which I tell you about how my novel is better than yours.

This was written with two particular narcissists in mind, both of whom are too thick to read this caption so I can say what I want about them here YOU SMELL LIKE WET EGGS

Soon to be featured on a proper radio channel, these are the extracts I think are most suited to daytime listening (no aliens with rude names) www.whobuiltthehumans.com

In which I go on an extended rant about the "economy of storytelling" and how it's probably nonsense.

This is a test of my material on space in storytelling I am still working on the audio. My mic is affixed to the same desk my laptop is on, so I am thinking of solutions to cushion the arm and also raise the laptop in a way that makes it quieter. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Read the novel in text form HERE My recently published book, WHO BUILT THE HUMANS? At some point in 2015 I decided to stop offending people at poetry evenings and write a deep, mindbending YA book with a sarcastic protagonist who (spoiler alert) literally punches God at one point and then disproves her own existence. I realised during my Masters degree that the idea for the novel THE STEPHANIE GLI...

11 minutes of your favourite unknown sci-fi author rambling about how he wrote that easy-to-read book that's actually quite complicated under the hood. I will go a bit into my writing philosophy, a bit into how the 47 stories interact with each other, how there are 11 universes they fit into, that sort of thing. Good for writers wanting to learn how to make a book. Whilst my experience is specific...

A part of my 15 performance poem pieces that kick the piss out of every concept you have ever loved. #scifi #poem #poetry #sciencefiction #comedy #standup

William Bines learns that his superior, Clyde Waller, knows more about his missing sister than he had first admitted. Read the whole story here

In which I have a vivid dream that I am attempting to have an affair