The Perfume Nationalist

Monocle Scent One: Hinoki (2008) + 卍 ( Manji / Quicksand ) by Jun'ichirō Tanizaki (1931) + Yasuzō Masumura's 卍 ( Manji ) (1964) with Lily S8E18 3/19/26 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Kingdom by Alexander McQueen (2003) + Lee Alexander McQueen (1969-2010) + Peter Eddegui's McQueen (2018) + Alexander McQueen: Blood Beneath the Skin by Andrew Wilson (2015) with  Alexandra Myshalov-Frank of Pied-Noir 3/5/26 S8E17 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Incense Perfumum by Balenciaga (2025) + Autobiography by Morrissey (2011) + The Smiths (1982-87) with Michael Garrity 2/20/26 S8E16 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Mambo by Liz Claiborne (2001) + The Howard Stern Show (1981- ) + Betty Thomas's Private Parts (1997) with Rick Seldon 2/19/26 S8E15 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

L'eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake (1992) + Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (1990) + Steven Spielberg's  Jurassic Park (1993)  with Amanda P 2/17/26 S8E14 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Love Spell by Victoria's Secret (1999) + Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet (1968) + Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet (1996) with Michelle  2/12/26 S8E13 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

1740 Marquis de Sade by Histoires de Parfums (2000) + Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue by the Marquis de Sade (1791) 2/6/26 S8E12 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Really Ripped Abs by BOD + Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbatos' 101 Rent Boys (2000) + Large Penis Support Group 2/1/26 S8E11 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Be Delicious by DKNY (2004) + Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model (2003-2018) with Vera S8E10 1/29/26 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

KNOTS LANDING: THE COMPLETE SAGA is the culmination of six years' work and the most comprehensive study of this primetime drama in existence. The full 24 hour 33 minute episode and text by myself are now available for Patreon subscribers. The biggest and best TPN yet. With @the_eternal_dillard.s 1/28/26 S8E9

Red Door by Elizabeth Arden (1989) + David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 14 + Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac (1997) + Knots Landing Reunion: Together Again (2005) with The Eternal Dillards 1/28/26 S8E8 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Vanilla Bean by Kuumba Made + Charles Shyer's Father of the Bride (1991) and Father of the Bride Part II (1995) + Vincente Minnelli's Father of the Bride (1950) + Shawn Levy's Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) + Walter Lang's Cheaper by the Dozen (1950) with Ava Pearlman 1/22/25 S8E7 To hear the complete continuing story of  The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Le Dix by Balenciaga (1947/2025) + Joseph L. Mankiewicz's All About Eve (1950) with Lara 1/21/26 S8E6 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Africa by Axe/Lynx (1995) + Gaultiero Jiacopetti and Franco E. Prosperi's Africa Addio (1966) and Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971) with Matthew David Wilder 1/14/25 S8E5 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Safari by Ralph Lauren (1990) + J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves' Felicity (1998-2002) with Cael Brennan and Sara 1/11/26 S8E4 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

1861 Naxos by Xerjoff (2015) + Megadeth (1983- ) with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy 1/6/25 S8E3 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.  

Scent from Above (2021), Smoky Mountain (2022), Smoky Mountain Gold Parfum (2023), and Scent From Above: Crystal Edition Parfum (2025) by Dolly Parton + Intrigue by Mary Kay (1971) + Dolly Parton (1946- ) + Collin Higgins' 9 to 5 + Barnet Kellman's Straight Talk (1992) with Gregory Jones 1/2/26 S8E2 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe...

Boudoir by Vivienne Westwood (1998/2025) + Lawrence Kasdan's Body Heat (1981) + Ken Russell's Crimes of Passion (1984) + John Waters' Serial Mom (1994) 12/31/25 S8E1 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Jubilant Pine & Patchouli by Molton Brown (2021) + The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1950) Prince Caspian (1951) The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952)  The Silver Chair (1953) The Horse and His Boy (1954) The Magician's Nephew (1955) The Last Battle (1956) with Bradley Frederick Hildebrandt 12/21/25 S7E91 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perf...

Le Troisième Homme by Caron (1985) + A Boy's Own Story (1982), The Beautiful Room is Empty (1988), and The Farewell Symphony (1997) by Edmund White with Ben Kasl 12/17/25 S7E90 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Sweet Grace by Bridgewater Candle Company (1998) + Pino Van Lamsweerde's The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings (1983) +  Arna Selznick's The Care Bears Movie (1985) with Terri Mitchell 12/15/25 S7E89 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

Irish Spring by Colgate-Palmolive (1970) + Ken Annakin's The Pirate Movie (1982) +  Renny Harlin's CutThroat Island (1995) +  Gore Verbinksi's Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) with Paul Suda 12/14/25 S7E88 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.  

Yatagan by Caron (1976) + The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper (1826) + Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans (1992) + George B. Seitz's The Last of the Mohicans (1936) with Doug Oswell 12/12/25 S7E87 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon. 

La Vie Est Belle by Lancôme (2012) + Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India, and Indonesia by Elizabeth Gilbert (2006) + Ryan Murphy's Eat, Pray, Love (2010) 12/5/25 S7E86 To hear the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please subscribe on Patreon.

Legendary film critic Armond White joins the continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist for a wide-ranging conversation about the tragic state of cinema in 2025, modern film criticism as fake news, the greatness of Robert Altman and D.W. Griffith, and memories of Jade East and English Leather. 12/2/25 S7E85 To hear this episode and the complete continuing story of The Perfume Nationalist please s...