The Perfect Ten

Things that annoy us. Such as not leaving us 5-stars and a written review. GET ON THE BALL!!!

You may be thinking to yourself..."well what exactly would be considered a snack?"...EXACTLY. That's the answer. Anything you grab to snack on. We cover a lot of ground on this one, so come on and enjoy the ride. Don't forget to hit that 5-Star rating and subscribe. Also, you already know what to do with the written reviews

Fast cars, explosions, sexy women, and rough n' rowdy dudes. These are the action movies that pumped our adrenaline as teenagers and we rank them. SPOILER ALERT! The buzzer gets buzzed as Dan and Jake match an incredibly obscure movie. Give us 5* please

Maybe one day we'll get sober answers for our drunk thoughts, but until then we are ranking the Top Ten thoughts we have when we're not sober.

It's a real love/hate relationship with smartphones these days...but we can't live without that endless stream of content and entertainment just burning a hole in our pockets. So today we're doing you all a huge favor, and giving you the best social media accounts to follow. Don't forget to follow your hosts on all the socials (somehow that didn't come up?), and enjoy the episode. Also, hit that 5...

Hit 'em with the hits! And let me tell you, the hits keep coming!

Prosecutors and judges, please know that this is a comedy podcast not to be taken seriously. If someone on trial blames us for their fraud, please know that during the episode we advise our listeners to not do this.... But listeners, if you don't get busted and you get rich off of these ideas, cut us a check!

Chances any of these actually work < 1%. Chances you make a fool of yourself but it's still quality content for the homies > 99%. We range anywhere from corny to excessively sexual on this list, because you never know in what atmosphere you'll need to break one out. This one is pretty self-explanatory, so y'all just enjoy some of these jewels we dug up for you.  Don't forget to subscribe and...

We rely on them everyday and take them for granted. No, I'm not talking about our mom's, I'm talking about INVENTIONS. And we're going to rank them! (Please call your mom and tell her you love her.) HIT THOSE 5 STARS AND LEAVE US A WRITTEN REVIEW!

What's an aphorism? An aphorism is a saying that really old people say that makes very little sense until explained. And guess what? We ranked the top ten. Be sure to hit the 5-stars and write a review! 

You know you “hate drama” as much as the next person...but your ears always perk up when you hear some juicy celebrity scandal gossip. So we dug through all the mess and gave you some good ones to look into. Hope y’all enjoy it. Don’t forget to hit that 5-Star rating and leave us a fun written review.

We've all been through them - these are the moments that make you question your entire relationship. We are breaking down the Top Ten Awkward Relationship Moments Hit the 5* and leave us a written review!

Happy V-Day weekend, everyone! For the men, we know you'll be going out this weekend for the first, but before you do, please don't get caught in these Top Ten Lies Women Tell... Wait, didn't you read this before in the episode description for Ep 42? Yes you did because this is a DOUBLE EPISODE DROP! *queue the hip hop air horn* Remember to hit the 5-stars and write us a review!

Happy V-Day weekend, everyone! For the ladies, we know you'll be going out this weekend for the first, but before you do, please don't get caught in these Top Ten Lies Men Tell Remember to hit the 5-stars and write us a review!

Not all Romantic Comedies are chick flicks; let's go ahead and clear the air on that point. On this episode we are ranking Romantic Comedies to get you and your significant other prepared leading up to the ole V-Day.

We get a little dark on this episode, but #FactsisFacts, and we still had a little fun with it. So strap in, you might learn something new. Make sure you hit that 5-Star rating and Subscribe/Share/Tell a friend...all that good stuff.

You know that feeling when you're in the shower, pouring water into the body wash to squeeze out one more rinse because you forgot to pick some up last time you went to the store...that's the kinda stuff we're talking about on this episode. It was a fun one. And it might help you be a little more conscious of the things you're running low on around the house. Don't forget to subscribe, hit that 5-...

You have the right to remain silent and to listen to this episode where we break down sport stars getting arrested. 

Sink your sweet tooth into this episode where we break down your favorite (and probably most hated) candy bars.. Coconut need not apply.

Are they all technically United? Sure. But that doesn't mean we like them. Tune in this week to hear Dan & Jake tell you why you should head out on that road trip you've been waiting for, and explore the best states this Union has to offer. Don't forget to subscribe and hit that 5-Star rating!

Just because it's in your favorite movie, it doesn't mean that it actually happened. Yes. MOVIES LIE. There's a few real fun ones for y'all in this episode. Don't forget to subscribe and hit that 5-Star rating!

Your Perfect Ten's are ranking Tens. From the 60's to now, we're telling you who was a perfect ten.

This one was a doozy. We brought country music artist Jordan Rager on with us to break down one of the toughest lists yet. It was the golden age of country music, and there's easily 50 songs that belong in the top ten. So y'all listen, like, subscribe, and leave us a written review for us to read on the next episode!

So what defines a "dirty" athlete? Tune into this episode to find out. We bring up quite a few names that haven't been mentioned in a while, and hopefully Lebron doesn't get mad at us for digging up some old dirt. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that 5 star rating!

It's your childhood in treat form. Whether it's poolside, in your lunchbox, or after school. We're ranking the top ten snack cakes of ALL TIME.