The Paunch Stevenson Show

Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (the Wright brothers), Barry Bonds, professional athletes assaulting spectators, Chuck Norris Facts (www.chucknorrisfacts.com), IMAX Deep Sea 3-D, portable MP3 players causing hearing loss in teenagers, the Kennedys' bizarre accent, extending the human life span, Highlander, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings theme song), Bill Co...

Greg and Rob discuss: An odd voicemail on Rob's cellular phone, Isaac Hayes quitting South Park, a Kevin Federline update, the definition of "PopoZao," Richard Simmons' hair, Michael Hebranko (1,100 lbs.), The Old Jingle of the Episode (Toys "R" Us commercial), Kids "R" Us, Jerry Lewis' 80th birthday, Rob getting credit in the Belleville Times for Greg's geography bee victory, and My Chemical Roma...

Greg and Rob discuss: Listener audio (The Transformers theme song by GMT in Brooklyn), Uno, VH-1's I Love Toys, The Godfather video game, an International Federation of Competitive Eating update (www.ifoce.com), celebrity deaths (Kirby Puckett, Peter Tomarken, and Slobodan Milosevic), old sitcoms (Empty Nest, ALF, and My Two Dads), Max Wright, The Old Jingle of the Episode (Tootsie Roll commercial...

Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (Thomas Edison), Conehenge Comics: The Story of a Jersey Schlub (www.conehenge.com), Rocket Racing League (www.rocketracingleague.com), Snazzy Nazz, a worthless gym teacher, demolition soccer, and library class (knocking over bookcases, faking epileptic seizures, playing Wheel of Books, and mocking filmstrips). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com

Greg and Rob discuss: Michael Jackson's white glove on eBay.com, a U.S. Army Ohio National Guard firefighter named Optimus Prime, the Transformers, GoBots: War of the Rock Lords, theme songs, Johnny Jackson of The Jackson 5, celebrity deaths (Don Knotts and Darren McGavin), What Ever Happened To? (Adam Sandler), Roger Moore, old fanfold dot matrix printer paper, a soda-free diet, and chewed gum in...

Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch in Time (the American Revolutionary War), George Washington's retreat through Belleville, cherry blossoms, insane school memories (razzmatazz, the fake stock market war, the paper war, caged dodgeball, the big splash, the lead apple, and Mr. F's aerodynamic baseball bat), incorrectly scored standardized tests, the Iowa Test of Basic Skills (ITBS), the Early Warning Tes...

Greg and Rob discuss: A Sonya Thomas update (GoldenPalace.com Grilled Cheese Finals and World Chili Cheese Fries Eating Championship), celebrity deaths (Al Lewis and Chris Penn), remote control gun web sites, differences between Charles in Charge season 1 and season 2, Larry King, Get a Life, and a skit involving Paunch twisting people's words around. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com

Greg and Rob discuss: PoopReport (www.poopreport.com), DJ Boris Yeltsin, "Witness Protection Program," combating childhood obesity in West Virginia schools with Dance Dance Revolution, World Class Track Meet and the Power Pad for the Nintendo Entertainment System, two-base kickball, silent ball, a get-rich-quick scheme (capture Osama bin Laden), Hamas, jigsaw puzzles, a psychotic seventh grade sci...

Greg and Rob discuss: A Michael Jackson update, terrible IMAX movies (Roving Mars, T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous, and Across the Sea of Time), Underworld: Evolution, thirteen strikes again, Al Bundy and bad luck, Mario Lemieux, Belleville trivia (Pathmark, Video Dynasty, Pizza And, Mickey's Music, and Tobacco King), and defunct department stores (Bradlees, Caldor, and McCrory's). 24 minutes - www....

Greg and Rob discuss: Paunch on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Vomitorium (www.vomitorium2004.org), a listener get-rich-quick scheme, working at a Yugoslavian wire-cutting factory in NJ, Obsessed with Wrestling (www.obsessedwithwrestling.com), Shelly Long's drug overdose, What Ever Happened To? (the old Tom Hanks), Macaulay Culkin, local psychos (Firewalker and Firewalker Imitation), and Cloud Ten...

Greg and Rob discuss: Arnold Schwarzenegger's motorcycle accident, "Thirteen," Friday the 13th, message board posts (Joe in NJ, Madu, and Sepper in Spain), a listener stupid style from Joe in NJ, the NJ Transit bus accident in Nutley, a local psycho (the crazy Greylock Parkway statue guy), the rickety old typewriter at FedEx Kinko's in Manhattan, three new Michael Jackson lawsuits, and a Publisher...

Greg and Rob discuss: The Doors and their unbearable music, a listener comment on PodcastAlley.com, celebrity deaths (Michael Vale and Vincent Schiavelli), a lazy woman in the Target parking lot, people freaking out at the grocery store checkout, Jessie "The Body" Ventura and Hulk Hogan on The Big Idea with Donny Deustch, old WWF gimmicks, Macaulay Culkin on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother, a get-r...

Greg and Rob discuss: The Rutgers Scarlet Knights in the Insight Bowl, a listener get-rich-quick scheme from Eric in NJ, New Year's Eve in Times Square, Kevin Federline update (www.kevinfederline.com), "PopoZao," local psychos (the towel-neck guy, the Jamaican bike riding guy, and the fake Amish guy), the Amish chant, Richard Simmons and his strange dolls (www.richardsimmons.com), a substitute jan...

Greg and Rob discuss: Another physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller, Gay "Paunch" Stevenson from Infra Red World, Punk History Canada (www.punkhistorycanada.ca), My Chemical Romance debate (Belleville or Newark), fines for students cursing in Connecticut, a $6,000 exorcism in Germany, Rocky VI, a popular Star Trek fan movie in Finland, Publisher's Clearing House, and Crest lemon ic...

Greg and Rob discuss: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Troll Read-Along Classics featuring a psychotic Santa Claus, Courtney Love, Michael J. Fox, George Takei and Christian Slater audio from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, listener comments (the NYC public transit strike), a get-rich-quick scheme (MTA bus drivers), Peter Jackson's King Kong, Ellis Island (www.ellisisland.org), Ted Danson...

Greg and Rob discuss: Kevin Federline, a get-rich-quick-scheme (marry Britney Spears), disposable diapers causing a raw sewage geyser in David and Jeanie Hansen's basement, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Cyborg, the death of Richard Pryor, Grandpa Al Lewis, Mel Gibson for governor of California, Mr. T update, Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.com), and a physics experiment with the fake Julius Sumner Miller. 24 mi...

Greg and Rob discuss: A phone call with the fake Michael Jackson, Ted Danson's blackface, the death of Pat Morita, Collision Course, Jay Leno, sci-fi disaster movies, TV Guide, Category 7: The End of the World on CBS, Independence Day, a super-strong toilet bowl, Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, and a get-rich-quick scheme (eliminate shaving). 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenson.com

Greg and Rob discuss: A Christian Slater update, Mr. T and trees, the death of Mugsy from The Uncle Floyd Show, men who look like Kenny Rogers (www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com), Jack Palance, Dead or Alive? (www.deadoraliveinfo.com), Frank Edward Nora and The Overnightscape (www.theovernightscape.com), Antonio Meucci, the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, another stupid style, and Freddie Prinz...

Greg and Rob discuss: Sonya Thomas' Thanksgiving turkey-eating championship, an interview with the Screaming Orphans (www.screamingorphans.com) at Tir Na Nog in NYC, Circles and "Circles," Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig, James Bond 007: From Russia with Love, an interview with the fake Sean Connery, The Matrix, Harrison Ford, sleep-inducing NPR radio DJ voices, and an Irish reel. 24 minutes - www.pa...

Greg and Rob discuss: A skit about Paunch's bad luck (terminal illness), What Ever Happened To? (Michael Dudikoff and Stephen J. Cannell), a get-rich-quick scheme (Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament), Halloween, lame trick-or-treats, changes in girl's fashion, a local psycho (George and Jesus), a worthless mass communications course, George Takei, and more stupid styles. 24 minutes - www.paunchs...

Greg and Rob discuss: Peter Falk and Paul Reiser follow-up, Gary Coleman imitation, insane substitute teachers, a piggyback ride by Steve's uncle, ridiculous fashions, get-rich-quick schemes (hobo clothes and a newspaper ad), Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, AOL, UNICEF's violent Smurfs ad, a gangster high school principal, and an interview with the fake Christopher Walken. 24 minutes - www.paunchstevenso...

Greg and Rob discuss: A So You Want to Be a Dancer update, Seashellbooks.com, 7-Up Cool Spot, Domino's Noid, NASA, X Prize, cheap walkie-talkies, waiting in line to meet Shigeru Miyamoto at Nintendo World Store, a get-rich-quick scheme (before-and-after photos), IMDb.com, Peter Falk nude, the fall of Paul Reiser and Christian Slater, and men constantly spitting in NYC. 24 minutes - www.paunchsteve...

Greg and Rob discuss: Minute Maid fruit punch, So You Want to Be a Dancer, Gallagher, water up the nose, the International Federation of Competitive Eating world records (www.ifoce.com), Sonya Thomas, old video games (Airwolf, River Raid, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, RC Pro-Am, etc.), Michael Jackson and his web site, and a skit about customer service call centers in foreign countries. 24 minutes - w...