Patrick Eley

The Patrick Eley Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 155 episodes

Patrick Eley is a comedian, speculator, martial artist, retired chiropractor and medical examiner. His podcast is a satirical take on health, trading, investing, fake business, and real life.

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Patrick Eley

Episodes

DWS is a POS 03.04.2023 11:47

Disclaimer: This episode is for entertainment purposes only and is NOT financial or medical advice.

The Dangers of Taking Melatonin 29.03.2023 9:15

In this episode, I talk about how people often sabotage their health goals by taking drugs or supplements they consider harmless. Disclaimer: This episode is for entertainment purposes only and is NOT medical advice.

Use Protection (comedy) 25.03.2023 8:55

Disclaimer: This episode of the entertainment purposes only.

SVB, Taibbi, & Jan. 6 14.03.2023 28:18

Disclaimer: This podcast is a work of fiction and is NOT financial or medical advice.

Melinda Gates Left For A Reason 01.03.2023 17:39

Disclaimer: This episode is for entertainment purposes only and is NOT medical advice.

Tim Dillon Shouldn't Be On Time 27.02.2023 27:29

Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. It is a work of fiction.

Gordon Ryan's Gut 21.02.2023 27:53

In this episode, I talk about steroids in sports and Gordon Ryan's stomach issues. Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only and is not financial or medical advice.

Stock Market Thoughts February 2023 & The Investment Fund Story 08.02.2023 32:01

In this episode, I discuss some thoughts about the current stock markets and where they are heading. Disclaimer: This episode is a work of fiction for entertainment purposes only. It is not financial or medical advice.

Your Health Questions Answered & Politics & Stocks 06.02.2023 33:21

In this episode, I answer some listener and client questions. I also comment on a few current events in the stock and political world. Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. It is NOT financial or medical advice.

Poor San Francisco, Clean Yourself Up 24.01.2023 15:15

In this episode, I talk about a recent trip to San Francisco and the good and bad things I noticed. Disclaimer: This podcast is a work of fiction and for entertainment purposes only.

Ruben Brown Interviews Patrick Eley 07.01.2023 2:03:52

In this episode, the interview questions get turned on me. Comedian and Patrick Eley Podcast listener Ruben Brown asks me what he thinks the audience wants to know. At several points in the interview, there are abrupt pauses or cut dialogue and that is because the subject matter became too personal for me to feel comfortable putting out. I have left it as raw as I could. We recorded this several m...

The Cancellation of Lex Fridman (comedy) 03.01.2023 13:53

In this episode, I discuss the conspiracies behind the attempt to cancel Lex Fridman, as well as the racist attack on Jake Shields. Disclaimer: This show is a work of FICTION for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. 

The End of America's Most Embarrassing Year (comedy) 31.12.2022 19:07

In this episode, I wrap up 2022. Disclaimer: This episode is a work of fiction for entertainment purposes only.

FTX Crypto Conspiracy 12.12.2022 14:14

Disclaimer: This episode is for entertainment purposes only. It is not financial advice & is a work of fiction.

Trigger Warning w/ Nathan Sherk & Louciana Johnson 09.12.2022 1:14:34

Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. It is a work of fiction and does not represent of the views of the participants.

Trigger Warning w/ Nathan Sherk & Louciana Johnson (video) 09.12.2022 1:14:34

Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. It is a work of fiction and does not represent of the views of the participants.

Twitter Takeover 05.11.2022 14:45

In this episode, I talk about Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter.

Comedian Nicholas Foster 14.10.2022 1:43:58

Comedian Nicholas Foster is my guest in the episode. We talk about his Northern California upbringing, the education system, stand-up comedy, outlooks on life, genuine relationships, and seizing opportunities. This episode is for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Taking Care of Yourself While Society Implodes w/ Spyridon Alexopoulos 06.10.2022 1:27:00

In this episode I am joined by Spyridon Alexopoulos. We discuss mind expansion, health, recovery, rituals, news media, Ukraine, Iran, insulin, diet and weight loss. Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. It is NOT medical or financial advice.

Mistakes in Muscle Building Recovery & Injury Rehab 02.10.2022 30:24

This episode has two parts. The first part is a goof about the recent hurricane in Florida. The second part of the episode talks about real mistakes people make while trying to improve their body composition and rehabbing injuries. 

Comedian Marc Maple 28.08.2022 1:13:50

In this episode, my guest is 209 comedian Marc Maple. This episode is for entertainment purposes only. 

NorCal Real Estate with Realtor Johnathan Jimenez 20.08.2022 1:14:24

My guest in this episode is Realtor Johnathan Jimenez. We discuss real estate in Northern California, rentals, investment properties, agriculture, sustainability, and human health. His contact information is listed below. Email: realtorjohnj@gmail.com Phone: (209) 872-9763 IG: @johnj_realtor Follow me on IG @patrickeley209 Support the show: Cash App: $PatrickEley Venmo: @Patrick-Eley

NYT Suggests a Dropbox For Babies (comedy) 07.08.2022 29:53

In this episode I talk about current events including New York Times writing, Gavin Newsom's corruption, clean energy, forest fires, abortion, and antidepressant studies. Remember, the episode is for entertainment purposes only and is a work of fiction. Support the show via Cash App: $PatrickEley Venmo: @Patrick-Eley

Liver King and Gavin Newsom in Cahoots (comedy) 14.07.2022 35:14

In this episode I discuss my run in with Shaun King, Gavin Newsom's corruption, and the scam that is Liver King.

Gold 02.07.2022 15:45

In this episode I talk about the metal gold. The show is for entertainment purposes only and is not financial advice. 