The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat's old neighborhood in Plainfield is falling apart without her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Chris Spangle, and Deon Curry share their New Years revolutions.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We tried to figure out why Ms. Pat kept messing up words, and we learn about her bathing habits as a kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is live on the set of Ms. Pat Show Season 4, and zooms in to talk about a Senate staff engaged in sexual congress.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot has happened in a week. Ms. Pat is back shooting the TV show, she left her radio job, and her friend Norman Lear passed away. We catch up with her on her lunch break at the Ms. Pat Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat LOVES the Falcons, but she loves beating the Saints almost as much. She is also a great comedian, but her true calling may have been a dominatrix.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is Thanksgiving Eve, and Nikia wonders what White Boy Chris is making for lunch.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat saw the new Wiz play in Atlanta and loved it! Ms. Pat answers if its easier to raise boys or girls, and we have an extra (little) cohost for this episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is still full after the fully loaded cruise. Ms. Pat has teenagers at home now that she can't stand.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back from the Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise and shares how much fun she had and how her family took over the party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start off with just Nikia, Deon Curry, and "White Boy Chris" Spangle as we wait for Ms. Pat to hop on. She's currently on the Fully Loaded cruise with Bert Kreischer and zooms in from Miami to see if she knows the Pledge Of Allegiance.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded the day after the year's biggest party, Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and a few of the Crack Babies recap what happened, and they take a few questions from the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat gets a call from her baby daddy, and the party is this week! Ms Pat CrackDown Patdown Party Discussions! - https://www.facebook.com/groups/3500295473604331 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia has a run-in with the police, and Pat talks about her surgery.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had great shows on her first theatre tour, and Nikia had a great lunch at his new favorite spot.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were in person again when Ms. Pat went to Indianapolis for her second stop on the Ya Girl Done Made It Tour. Ms. Pat and Deon meet Chris's purest sister-in-law, and Pat talks about her first big theatre show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cops are detrimentally horny lately, and Ms. Pat has a pool and a water fountain at her new house.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com...

Donald Trump ended up in the same lockup as Ms. Pat did. Ms. Pat is close to finishing her house and describes her true passion in life.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown...

Ms. Pat saw Beyonce and loved it. She shares what kind of work ethic it takes to succeed.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry compare some of Ms. Pat's classic comedy club fights to the Montgomery boat brawl.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices