The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Quisha sent Ms. Pat a video of a man fucking a chicken so she made us watch it. We talk about Atlanta gays. Ms. Pat's brother faked being on death row. Ms. Pat once called a prayer line, and it didn't go well.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown -...

We talk a little politics with Dr. Suess, Golden Trumps, and "Queron." Ms. Pat talks about the time she saw Larry King in person. We judge the nicest and meanest dead celebrities. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomed...

Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81 year-old R&B singer with a 30 year-old girlfriend. We talk about another well-known ladies woman. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patre...

We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The daddy from the Ms. Pat Show, J. Bernard Calloway, joins us to answer the question everyone wants to know: "What is it like to kiss Ms. Pat." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad cho...

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more...

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more...

Ms. Pat is in Atlanta and ready to shoot the Ms. Pat Show! She updates Chris and Deon on all the details. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to Atlanta. Would Ms. Pat to go to Mars? - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad...

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons are the toughest white people. Ms. Pat has had enough of Matt Ryan and his shake weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://...

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Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of BetterHelp service at Betterhelp.com/PATDOWN - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://w...

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https:/...

We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a Hardees worker. While wearing his Stacy Abrams slip on shoes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www...

We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy. Deon Curry had a terrible experience on a flight. We talk about a little about weight loss.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.c...

Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show and met Robert Townsend! Ms. Pat talks about the making of the Five Heartbeats. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - We...

Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of the 2020 Election. We end with a discussion of Chris's privates after he grinds the show to a screeching halt. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https...

We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression against White Boy Chris. Then America's Sweetheart Ms. Pat talks about the world busting her grapes over Bert Kreischer's The Cabin. Woman roasts city council - https://www.facebook.com/chris.spangle/videos/10105530248270204 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcom...

Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family during the holidays. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Lear...