The Paranormies

Choose Your Own Adventure: The Shul Is In Your Walls or Talmuds and Tunnels Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Grognak have a “session zero” to talk about certain characters, roll our stats, and make some cracks. This is the live stream replay where you'll find the visual guides to help aid you through this adventure, shul(d) you choose to delve into the dark underworld of the Synagogue (of Satan) at 77...

If you like the discussions about the Old World TM, you’re going to love this one! The Restitutor Orbis’ channel’s own Lucious Aurelian dropped by for a pre-Yuletide livestream on Friday. The guys get into more theorizing about Tartaria, airships, antiquitech, who the inhabitants were, and how they may have disappeared. Come get /comfy/ on Christmas with the Paranormies with the final episode of s...

Side 1: • the Napoleon Complex is DEBOONKED • Johnny and Dogbot have a waiting for apologies breathholding contest • Funeral and eulogy for Podcaster guyer's vanity project Side 2: • The Mendocino Plan • Jim Jones handed over MK ULTRA test results, puts them into practice • Jonestown used to test run AIDS • The Experiment and the final White Night • So Long And Thanks For All The Fish Panel: Johnn...

The (extremely likely) fed gayop that is the NJP is imploding (sunsetting the op) after losing (firing?) yet ANOTHER founder and member of the “Central Committee”. Wasting no time, the gang welcome Jack's cohosts from The Absolute State of White Nationalism’s Hans Gruber and HouseJeep to the show for some live alogging! (This is the replay) Panel: Johnny, Jack, Fash Gordon Guests: Hans Gruber, Hou...

This week's tour of the fake and the gay, aka: the news! >Alexandria explosion + what could they be covering up >Venezeula’s totally democratic Guyana takeover >Fearporn Redux >The Podfather listens to the Paranormies >Steel Snake returns in the second hour with more sweet Tartarian architecture photos Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Guest: Steel Snake Music Break: Dunkelheit, by Bur...

Johnny and Alt Skull are joined by Brian S Staveley for another banger of a discussion! From fear porn to Mandela to 9/11 and other fake media events, the conversation gets hot and heavy and it begins almost immediately… Get /comfy/ this one’s a good’n! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull Guest: Brian S Staveley, check him out here: Please follow Brian S Staveley at the following links YouTube(Main Channel)...

Oh boy. The schadenfreude... >NJP: lol, lmao even >Elon Takes A Trip To Atrocity Disneyland >Come Out Ye Black and Tans (so you can get arrested for hate speech) >King Move >End The Fed (but this time for real) >Pizzagate is definitely real Panel: Johnny, Jack, Fash Gordon Music Break: We Are The Champions, by Queen & Two High, by Red Fang Necronormiecon: Interior Design, fro...

Gary Wayne joins the Paranormies for installment number three— The Genesis 6 Conspiracy Part II! After almost 8 years, Gary has a brand new volume in the Genesis 6 library releasing in 2024 that delves even deeper into the wars, hierarchy, and origins of the Nephilim both before and after the flood. From there, Gary stresses the importance of understanding the ancient past in order to prepare for...

Your weekly booster of the fake, the gay, and the fake and gay, aka: the news. >Saturn's rings go missing >The Martian, but on the moon >1 do 100 >Tuskens vs Watto continues >Star Light, Star Bright, A Few Less Stars I See Tonight Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Music Break: At The Maw Of The Black Mountain, by Storm King Necronormiecon: Proverbs 24:1-12, read by Jack

Johnny and Skull have the show to themselves this week and they get down to it right off the bat: >Human download and the Agent Smith phenomenon >Predictive Programming: massive multi-year script or supernatural event >Oppenheimer: an alchemical dichotomy of lies mixed with truth drops >Movies ruined by this modern system, classic characters and girl boss Mary Sues Get /comfy/ and let'...

The guys take their weekly look into the fake, the gay, and the fake AND gay, AKA the news >Army: Dear white boys, we need you… >Project Purple Beam? >Release the ANTI-WHITE Trannifesto >An Alabama Mayoral Surprise Ending >David Copperfield rips off Despicable Me Panel: Johnny, Jack, Grognak Music Break: Fra Vadested Til Vaandesmed, by Taake Necronormiecon: The Holy Bibie:1 Peter 1:...

Johnny and Grognak welcome first time guest Lucius Aurelian, an independent researcher who covers the alternative history of what we know as the old world. Get /comfy/ and settle in for what is sure to be a classic episode on Tartaria and the classical world. Panel: Johnny, Grognak Guest: Lucious AurelianCheck him out HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214 HERE: https://twitter.com/L_...

>1% of hockey players commit 100% of on ice murders >The Trans Agenda: Troons Take the Universe >Twitter was a state agent (BUT NOT ANYMORE WINK WINK) >Was It Just Witchy Weather in Salem? >Pennsyltucky Orc Defense Force >Buy the Egyptian Book of the Dead, on Amazon. No Seriously, you can buy it on Amazon >The “Bat Soup Theory” is back on the menu Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Gro...

The guys get into a spooky groove for the evening and pick apart spider webs, then we pick apart ghost hunting! What makes your skin crawl? Johnny Skywalker, Reinhardt Van Helsing, Jack the Ripper, and Grognak Returns take an eight legged look into arachnids and ghost hunters. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, Jack Music Break: Spiderbaby, by Fãntomas Creepypasta: Spider Gates, written by Grognak...

Typhus and Fash Gordon drop by to join Johnny and Jack to help figure out if this week's cavalcade of news is or isn't fake or gay, or both. (Spoiler: It's both) >Did Israel trying to turn Gaza into Gone-za cause Bitcoins bullish bounce? >Project: Del Boca Vista 2, Palestinian Jewgaloo >Chuck Johnson confirms what we all already knew: Glowies glow >and more! Buckle up, get /comfy/ and...

Join Johnny, Alt Skull and Reinhardt for another spoopy Friday Night Livestream! The guys head to the land of the Rising Sun to dive into the spiritual realm of Japan! From the suicide forest and turtle sprites to more insane demons than you ever thought existed, this was a fun one. Buckle up, get /comfy/ and enjoy the show! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Reinhardt Creepypasta: The Man With The Bump, r...

Erik Heathnat from Metal Up Your Fash joins Johnny and the guys for this week's tour de force of newsy shitpoasting. >Jack Black Pitfall >Neolithic morning wood >Zombie chicken nuggets >Ding dong, who’s there? Antisemitism >Adderall, hey, at least it’s not crack >Robots and Japan: Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Reinhardt...

If it’s October it’s horror movie season. If it’s Friday the 13th, it’s the Paranormies shitpoasting episode. What happens when these two converge? This week the guys are joined by Æther for a look back at some of the best and worst horror movies. Which ones held up, which ones didn’t and much more. So, pop some popcorn, get /comfy/ and let’s talk horror flicks! Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Reinhardt,...

Are your citizens uninterested in war? Covid, aliens, and the Ukraine war not working anymore? What are the ruling elites to do? The peasantry just aren’t paying enough attention (but plenty of taxes). Time to bust out “Old Reliable”: Israel vs Hamas! Johnny and Jack are joined by Fash Gordon to discuss this “totally real and not another fake and gay psyop” going on in Palestine. Who did what to w...

Plug in and join Paranormies during spooky season! Charge up your Halloween season with a look at Frankenstein! The guys talk about all things Frankenstein from the original book (was it REALLY written by Mary Shelley?) to the movies and the possible origins of the story…which brings us around to shtetls, ghettoes, and golems…OY VEY!! Get /comfy/ and let’s start off Spooptober with a MONSTER EPISO...

Your weekly dose of shitposting, news (lol), entertainment, sports, and spoop! >America spelled backwards is Debt. >Emergency Phone Test of Death >Front Pocket Ball Shrinkage Bingo >Golems for my enemies! >T shirts for sale Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak Music Break: Daikaiju, by Zombie Harem Necronormiecon: Don’t Mind Me, from It Is The Secret, by P.T.

The guys welcome back our friends Jason Breshears and Martin Liedtke. We shoot the spoop about celebrity replacements and the hijinks of today's ruling class. In the second hour, the guys get into the subject of giants! East Asia, Eurasia, Albion, Afghanistan, Nevada, California…they were pretty much everywhere! Get /comfy/, this one was a lot of fun! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak Guests...

>Deftones can only work on flat plane>NASA NEWS: Space time capsule or Rubbermaid bin?>(Fake) records set in space>Is there life on Mars? (Spoiler Alert: No.)>The methed up math teacher>Punked: The Congressional Seasons, with Ashton Fetterman >JP Morgan are filthy no coiners>There's a hole in your Ionosphere>Neurolink trials for quadriplegics>Missing kids in Ohio>I...

Old Scary World dropped by to hang out with Johnny and the boys. He's got a great YT channel with videos on the Old World ranging from San Francisco and the California Bay Area to Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, and Russia, and all sorts of mudflooded places in between! He brought some of his favorite pics from his collection to show us, so let's get /comfy/ and take a look at what the world once was! P...

>F-35 female “crash”, no evidence>Aaron Rodgers 9/11>Eat Hot Chip and Die (in Worcester)>Bennu Asteroid (In space I guess they CAN hear your coronal mass ejaculate)>Palm Springs AIDS butthole statue (no, seriously)>India's Nipple Bat Virus (also srs business) Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak Music Break: CYBERCRIMES, by Sidewalks and Skeletons Necronormiecon: The Whole Wor...