The Paranormies

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Hollis welcome back Campfire guest Dan to delve into the spooky world of Wisconsin’s dark forests! Entire towns with a history of death and misery, rock-throwing gnomes, goatmen, and what the hell is a “hodag” anyway? Get all this, a healthy dose of shitposting, and some serious spooposting as Dan fills the gang in on his homeland! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis Guest: Dan...

Since they're still fake shooting at Fat Orange Retard™️, Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Æther take a look at presidential assassinations and assassination attempts. Were there any ACTUAL attempts or are they all simply theater...like the Ford Theater, where Lincoln was "assassinated"...or was he? How many shooters were on the grassy knoll? Did someone kill America's favorite fat orange cat, or was...

9/11 came and went without an incident, but the guys promised to "never forget", so here we are with our 23rd anniversary 9/11 show! They actually talked about a lot of things that were not 9/11. Are the Haitians ACTUALLY eating the cats? Could the mongols actually have had all those horses? Did NY vernacular debunk the BBC? (And also a lot of 9/11 stuff too) Let's get /comfy/ and listen to Lucky...

We are SO back! Join Johnny, Hollis and Reinhardt as the guys delve into the world of flight. From ancient flying cities and Antarctic UFOs to the world of insect aeromancy, what level of knowledge did the old world possess? Can radium power anti-“gravity” machines? What about the culture of zeppelins in the not-so-distant past? Strap in, this is a topic you don’t want to miss! Panel: Johnny, Rein...

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form! >Trump back on Twitter, talks to Elon >YT CEO RIP (press S to spit) >Australia shitposts the olympics >Great Fires, Wars, and Resets...but I repeat myself. Twice >And MORE! Panel: Johnny, Hollis, Jack, Reinhardt Special appearance by: HouseJeep Music Break: Reckless and Relentless, by Asking Alexandria

Johnny, Skull and Grognak kicked around a few topics this weekend for your listening pleasure: >the Olympic Troon Brigade >Howie Mandel Is Still Alive? >Esoteric Food Origins >Big Britbong Beach Bash >NASA and the Great Hairspray Caper >Space is fake and definitely gay >and much more! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, now in podcast form! >The Olympic Opening Ceremony was a shitshow >Gojira was cool tho >Not your father's Olympics >and more! Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, Fash Gordon Music Break: Kanonenfeiber, by Menschenmuhle

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, now in podcast form! >more on the fake assassination attempt >when the boss comes down from corporate >Bibi addresses congress, boycotted by half >Kamala is bad >like really bad >nobody likes her >and more! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis Music Break: Wings of Time, by Tame Impala

One of our favorite guests comes back to visit with Johnny and Reinhardt and to discuss one of the most (allegedly) well documented historical events of American history: The Donner Party™️. To be fair, it is well written about, it even has its own Wikipedia page! Does this event stand up to actual scrutiny? Was this chilling tale of treachery, murder, and cannibalism just that, a made up story, a...

Long time friend of the show John Fashcroft drops by to talk with Johnny and Jack. Topics range from space fakery around the world and the controlled disclosure of "UFO's" to the astroturfed rise of antisemitism and the possibility of #110. Get /comfy/ and get the schizo out, this one was a lot of fun! Panel: Johnny, Jack Break Song: Wraith, by Destryur Creepypasta: I Remembered Why I Couldn't Sle...

Sunday night's LIVE breakdown of the Trump assassination attempt, now in podcast form! Was it staged? Was it real? And of so, was it incompetence or was it malice? Occam's Razor could go either way here! A crazy twist of the scripted narrative or legitimate event? We attempt to get to the bottom of this tonight! Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Otterwaffen Jack, Æther

Your Tuesday Night Livestream, NOW in podcast form! >Deer are a menace >John...er...Angelo...err...Lucas gets SWAT delivered, twice! >Shock Jocks >Ammo Vending Machines >CIA birbs are back >Witches (still) in Space™️ >MORE Boeing accidents Panel: Johnny, Hollis, VulgR, Reinhardt, Jack Music Break: Conspiranoia, by Gaerea

The guys take a trip through bourbon country to see what kinds of weird things abound in Kentucky.. From Tartarian buildings turned founded historical sites to haunted honkey tonks, from Bigfoot, to dogmen and ghosts, Kentucky is rife with the paranormal. Let's get /comfy/ and take a trip to the Bluegrass State for some southern fried spoop! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis,

Pre 4th of July Livestream now available in podcast form!

Sometimes the guys get together to hang out online and things like this happen. An off the cuff discussion that bounces around the room hitting topics like e-celebs and influencers, space (or the lack thereof), all the Joe Bidens (even the robot one), Donald Trump, "The Script™️ and lots more! So get /comfy/ and pepper your angus for another drive down to Schizotown™️ Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, Hol...

>Owen Benjamin will forever be known as Oven BenJEWman >Oven is gay >Wow is he gay >We had no idea he was this gay >There's lots more, but this is all you really need Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack Break Music: Always, by All Under Heaven Necronormiecon: The evolution cruncher chapter 2, pt 1, read by Jack

From goblins in Zimbabwe to the headless blemmyes of antiquity, the guys go down a humanoid rabbit hole. Were blemmyes a real race of human like creatures, killed off after a reset? Were they a Nephilim genetic experiment gone wrong or just Old World creatures genocided by religious zealots? Johnny and the guys dig in to learn if they were real or just some fairy tale creatures written about by so...

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form! (Because Johnny's internet sucks, there was no "live" stream) >the notes usually go here >there was no one to take notes this week >there was definitely content >we will do better next week Panel: Johnny, Otterwaffen Jack, Hollis Break Music: THESE MANIACS TOOK NO NO BREAKS!!

Sometimes you have a guest on and you know exactly where the conversation will go. Sometimes, you have a guest on and you've no idea where the conversation might take you! Johnny and the guys welcome Dana, aka RottingJewels to the show. Where the hell do they end up? Even they don’t know sometimes, From Covid to cults to Alex Jones and Son of Sam, from Scientology to the CIA and the Process Church...

Your favorite Tuesday night livestream, now in podcast form! >Stream Crashers of the Shitty Internet Kind >Alex Jones goes flat. Cries. >Tel-Lie-Vision >The Gates of Toledo are open again >Japan's moon trip cancelled >China goes dark >Covid stuff (spoiler: we were right) >Somali piracy in the Midwest Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Fash Gordon, Otterwaffen Jack Break Music: Ohio...

Johnny and the guys are joined once again by their favorite chronologist, Jason Breshears from the ARCHAIX Research Group. As they dive deep into the ARCHAIX research, the guys ask esoteric questions concerning the Nemesis star system, calendars, AIX, and, of course, chronology. So, get /comfy/ and let's see where they go this time! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hollis, Grognak, Otterwaffen Jack Guest...

>The Pope's based faggotry >Melinda Gates' billion dollar abortion >Reddit, cock-roaches and glue >E=F+G (It's Science™️) >Lights over London >Dancing nurses are back >Apophis 2029 tour announcement >I'm a particle accelerationist Panel: Johnny, Jack, Grognak Music Break: Euphemisms, by Foundring Necronormiecon: Planting Thy Seed, read by Jack

Johnny and Reinhardt are joined by the (unbeknownst to him) writer and performer of the official Paranormies theme song "Everything is Fake and Gay", the one and only Foundring! The conversation winds around a myriad of subjects from music nerdiness, vibrations, occult music and musicians, conspiracy theories, Sandy Hook, the theory of the occult, Pizzagate, 9/11, personal conspiracy journeys, sch...

>Israel tries to jump start WWIII...or did they? >Iranian President goes Kobe >Nick Fuentes is gay? No. Way. >Sloppy job Mossad? >Checking in on Rabbi Shmuley Panel: Johnny, Jack, Hollis, Reinhardt Music Break: Red Right Hand, by Nick Cave and the Seeds

The guys were off this week so here's another classic episode! This week on the Paranormies we are joined by our old pal Mr. Zev to discuss the Skinwalker Ranch in Northern Utah. Possibly the biggest nexus of paranomal activity in the world, all sorts of crazy stuff happened there. UFOs, bullet proof wolves, cthulu slugs, and... friendly floating footballs? In the second hour, Zev tells us about h...