The Paranormies

Paranormies Presents: The Return of Matt Landman On becoming an activist. Spreading truth without spreading fear. Spiro clothing, a helpful solution. 5G waves, and not the kind you want to be surfing. Learn to discern, and consume whole raw foods. Getting on the truth frequency with mineral use. Gimped Transhuman NPCs Zealous covid cultists and the karmic pressure of taking down a clone. Hollywood...

AOC shenanigans and amazonian woman kangs Ninja nestalgia. Ninja honor or ninja-dishonor? Katana Watkins RIP. Death in Chan land. James Webb notices things, gets whacked by space junk. Troons will continue until Transhumanism improves. Zulu serpent booba spoon replaces Gen. Robert E. Lee in voodoo town The (half-assed) Battle of the Hoover Dam (barely) kicked off! The sky turns into lime jello in...

Georgia landmarks and local wildlife Dogbot on location: The Georgia Guidestones Background and content of the megalithic site Destruction! What happened, who did it, and why now? The strange contents of a supposedly missing time capsule Panel: Johnny and Dogbot Break Music: Traversing, by Tides From Nebula Creepypasta: Time Capsule, read by Dogbot

Disarmed Dutch Farmer Lords vs. Whore Police Troopers "TAKE ME TO THE CAPITAL!" Baby Sacrifice Temple Barge Hunter Biden’s Grand Theft Distraction Front Line Assembly: No Limit Shinzo Go Bye-Bye with Blood Squibs Homophobic Space CGI Magic Uvalde Red vs. Blue Marathon Proto-Canaanite Demonrat Graffiti Panel: Johnny, Dogbot Reinhardt and Grognak Break Music: No Limit, by Front Line Assembly Creepyp...

The gang welcomes Float from The Float Universe to the show. He drops in to hang out, detach from distraction, and take a trip through this thing we call reality. The conversation drifts from topic to topic, from float tanks/sensory deprivation chambers to QAnon, politics and parasites (both spiritual and physical), to the illuminati's multiple concurring agendas, out of body experiences, aliens,...

The gang rehashes yet another something. Beware the MKUltra White rapper boss level. Tamagotchi Black Eyed Kids for everyone! Science priests want to “break reality”. Are you conCERNed? Livestream Pictures Used Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak Break Music: Televised Death Vote, by Somatic Responses Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, The Fifth Circle Pt. 1, read by Dogbot

The companions of conspiracy venture into the Underworld, live on Pilled! All over the realm, there are deep places that hold immense spiritual significance…and dark power. Is the other side of this plane right below us? What awaits the souls of the damned? Why is Chinese hell so pervy? Get /comfy/ and find out! Google Drive LINK HERE Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: Nobody Here,...

The guys continue to pulverize priDEMONth, battling through clown world news. Amazon necromancy subscriptions! Race your dead gf and let your dead grandaddy read your kid a book. Metaverse Marriage on the moon with troons. (because of course) Billie Joe Armstrong’s not leaving the US. (also not a dude) Abortion agent glow so bright! Sun spot plasma cannons might kill us all, says the Renaissance m...

The gang welcomes Patrick Cutler on the show for a preview of his documentary. Strange things are afoot in the state of Montana! Horrific murders and terrifying animal mutilations Lights in the sky and the return of the Will-O-The Wisps. CE5 Protocol and contact with extra dimensional entities. “Street gang” cult activity, demonology and angel summoning. Mountain portals and you. Zack Bagans, come...

"Chupacabra" sightings. SADs Sports, a new bet to place. TERF battalion marches to war, while "based Swiss" burn tr*ns effigies Digital nobility art tour. Doge Coin covered McLarens. RIP NFTS. Mayan gem grills. UFO’s in Montana? Transhumanist lich gets cut from the Book of Life “Forever Chemicals” in your blood, don't worry about it bruh.. Lubrikanda fo’eva. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and G...

Housekeeping, website and RSS updates, and we got some goodies in the P.O. box! Dinosaurs in your toy box, movies and TV shows Richard "Royal Society" Owen tells you what a dinosaur is. Marsh and Cope's "Bone Wars" and petrification for dummies. Evolution, the inverse of entropy. Darwin, Lyell, and other Lunaticks in academia. Ken Ham's the new Nimrod, and he's got missionary lizards on the Ark! P...

Demon AI Image generators don’t troll Karl Marx (But they should) Skinwalkers only like the older editions of D&D. Putin pushes a new holodomor because Rhodesia was obvs fake. Fake pictures because Tyson-nauts don’t go to space. Animated g*ys get banned in China. Chinese artifacts and altars and priDEMONth REDACTED. AI souls are stargates, but don’t friggin’ worry about it, guy! Panel: Johnny,...

Let's take a tour through Ancient American Architecture, shall we? The Lake Michigan Triangle: Where whores and cultists erected standing stones to a giant lake monster? Random pyramids are the perfect cover for embezzlement, right? The guys take quick peek at Coral Castle. The Hoover Dam--what the hell is going on? Let's get /comfy/ and find out! MEGA Folder for Pictures Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt,...

Brad puts on his good sweatpants and rejoins the cast for a long-awaited cameo this week! Bees are fish now, birds drop out of the sky, and you will eat ze bug caviar Ayyylmaos are good guys, and will Putin from firing nuclear weapons! qUanTuM mechanics and why your DNA isn’t good enough. (Or: why you need transhumanism) Norway says your life is data, and why they need to track your Cheeto purchas...

Happy killdozer day! Which came first, the chicken on the egg? The guys start off talking about some half fish women known as mermaids. Ape persons with scale sirenomelia. Zimbabwe has mermaid problems, The struggle is reel. Mermaid Mockumentary time. Ancient aliens unda da sea. Kelpie Gypsies and the BLOOP.

Tom Cruise is set to save mankind from the UFO invasion in Independence Day 2. Demonic Urinary Tract Infections. Personal encounters from the guys. Sightings in the sky via our friend Aether. Gay people are transphobic, clown world wars. A latent review on collaborating a shooting hoax. Canada sucks, leave while you can. Population crisis, or is there? Farm fires: How do you like your eggs, boiled...

Fast Facts: Don’t mess with Texas tr*nny-shooters. Rest in pepperonis, Saint Fentanyl Floyd. Derailing trains, the other manufactured crisis? The World Economic Forum meets up to talk about you. A word from Schwabb and Soros: "All your bases are belong to us" JIF is bad for you and it has to go. Giant ching-chong sinkhole worlds. REDACT trans microplastic tree elves. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogb...

Go through self checkout, just don't checkout on the fake and gay. SHOCKING: Moderna "trials" predicted the pandemic on the vaxxed. Government endorsements for abortion protests. Updates on the abortion ghoul patrol. Industrial child sacrifice and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Tranny murder files and more movies off the silver screen. A house divided...investigates itse...

COVID Boots on the ground investigation on the "pandemic" Mass shootings where no one was shot 9/11 the hoax. What's in the vaxx?! It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood for the Mandela Effect Brian S Staveley has been a podcast host and researcher since 2010. His topics of expertise are 9/11 & Media Fakery, Psychological Operations & Hoax Events, Exposing NASA, Covid-19 & Decipheri...

John Fashcroft rejoins the party to make #libtards cope and seethe! Tweets from mad (((people))) Satanists and their synagogues provide us some ghastly laughs. COVID doom and gloom. Tranny spooky Gala event review. Fictosexual relationship problems. PICS ARE HERE: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-0EvEbOJJfISV6U3VUWbwIMNiswSfj3I?usp=sharing Guest : John Fashcroft Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, D...

General Mills takes fire from general food shortage. Corn Bombs, Bird Flu, and Mosquito terrorism. The war on your food supply is on! The ouroboros is the answer with cannibalism? Shortages and empty shelves. Your social credit score will keep you fed. Discounts on purchases for proof of vaccination. Self sufficiency and you: How to not starve to death in the next great depression. Self sustain to...

Twitter News and other crying piss babies. Lone Skum is verified to verify hoomans to mock trannies like Bill Gates. Masktard Olympics! The livestream votes for the gold mask winner. Russian Space warZ and ISS manoeuvres! Spiderman doesn't say gay. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Eternal Salvation by Goldengates ( Noisereich channel on YouTube ) Necronormiecon: The Syste...

Johnny, Reinhardt and Grognak sit down for some esoteric geologyposting! Is the science settled on volcanos? Do they show up in the Bible? Just how many “portals to hell” are there? Later on, some continuation on the crystal tree scrapyard hypothesis, petrified titans and stone serpents abound! Get /comfy/ and enjoy the discussion! MEGA LINK FOR PICTURES Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break...

Grab your hand sanitizer, it's time for the evening news! Dead Internet Concern Trolling Mask mandate based hot takes from the AI internet. Trans celebrity death match begins. Today in (sacrificial) HIStory. Incoming asteroid death #33409 and Jewish holoporting on the ISS. Lone Skum bothers Black Twitter. School Easter Bunny wants your kids. Parkland shooting sugar daddies? Panel: Johnny, Reinhard...

The one and only Mr. E stops by for an interview. The trans agneda, the divine androgyne, twinning, freemartins, and more, the expert transvestigator that launched thousands of transvestigations covers it all. Later on, they take on NASA, the (fake) moon landing, the shape of the Earth, random creature encounters, COVID tyranny and is there a book in the making? Let's get /comfy/ and talk about so...