The Panel Biter

Former convict, current Avenger, and world's best Dad. Well, if you asked him.

These aren't your daddy's Titans, and they're sure as hell not some streaming service's Titans.

They're not the Justice League, and they're barely heroes. They're The Shadowpact, and they are the only hope we have against Hell itself.

Justice comes in fives in this movie pitch based off the most obscure DC superhero team ever!

Disney gets the comic rights to Alien & Predator, Raffi complains about the movie vs comic discussion, and he recommends a pretty dang good Marvel teen team book!

An evil Justice League! A heroic Legion of Doom! And Batman slap-dab in the middle!

In a future ravaged by superheroes, our only hope is...more superheroes! The Old Guard of the Dc Universe return to set these kids straight!

Spider Webs! Adamantium Claws! And Radioactive Rage all wrapped up in demonic chains, curtesy of Robbie Reyes, The All-New Ghost Rider!

Thanos is back and he's on the hunt for The Infinity Gems...Yes, again.

Flash movie news, Raffi rants about fake fans, and he recommends a dope Spider-Man book!

The future...is now! The Teen Titans are all grown up and darker than ever before. Perhaps the intervention of their younger selves will convince them to be better heroes, or is the future too far gone?

Titans! Teen Titans! Some old guy with an eyepatch! Go! The Speed Force has fallen into the clutches of Deathstroke and its gonna take two teams of Titans to take out the tenacious terminator!

Green Arrow gets gritty. Drugs! Murder! Prostitutes! No more boxing glove arrows over here.

Dick Grayson is his own man. His own hero. And now he enters his own city, challenged by a community of ex-villains who don't trust him and a masked imposter trying to ruin his life.

Time for a crash course in one of the most significant deaths in DC Comics history. A crowbar. A bomb. A loss beyond expectation. This comic requires some brotherly help!

Before he thought the DC Universe was beyond saving, Raffi pitched a Batman movie starring one of the many Boy Wonders! Lets see how Bird #3 does in the rough city of Gotham.

Ah, sweet memories. Repressed memories of how horny and stupid Frank Miller used to be. Join us as we revisit a personal favorite train wreck.

So, anyone remember this obscure nugget? Pretty cult following. Can't even remember what happens in this flop.

Earth's Mightiest Heroes & The World's Finest Heroes unite to save the multiverse from a mad titan! No, not Thanos! He wasn't always the biggest thing! It's Krona. Who? Listen to the episode.

Okay, so, Superman fights a viking and a giant bird because of global warming. That's all I got.

It's not wabbit season anymore. Elmer Fudd appears in Gotham City, gun in hand and vendetta in heart...for the life of Bruce Wayne.

Gotham City is preview to some strange characters, but four talking turtles, a giant rat, and an army of ninja named after feet is taking things a bit further than one Dark Knight would prefer.

Superman has proudly protected the DC Universe for over 80 years, battling aliens, demons, and the common man. Perhaps now, in the year 2019, is the perfect time to unravel the mystery of Superman's past. For the first time....by Frank Miller.

Before he returned. Before he struck again. Before he murdered aliens. He had a Robin. And that Robin had a problem. His last problem. His last mission. This is...his Last Crusade.

What do you get for the man who has everything? Money? Flowers? An entire fake life? Maybe Mongul knows.