The P-Valley Podcast

West Wilson confirms that the leaked photos of his small penis are real. West says that he's small in all of the photos and his Instagram and Facebook accounts were hacked. This man's life is straight ruined all because he's a heartless self serving f*ckboy. I go in on him and his microscopic baby carrot. Enjoy.

The 2026 Met Gala had some of the boldest fashion choices I've ever seen at a single gala. A-listers and everyone else was trying to cause a scene, create a moment, and I have to stan! I also review The Devil Wears Prada 2. I walked into the theater as a salty skeptic sick of terrible sequels and remakes. Enjoy.

Amanda Batula makes it obvious to her husband Kyle Cooke that she only cares about West Wilson and wishes she could spend more time with him. I rant about how affectionate West is and I talk about how much I want to visit Soft Bar , Jesse spreading rumors, Lindsay's attitude with Carl's mom, Amanda becoming territorial over West... I get into it all (except KJ & Dara & Bailey because I don't reall...

Queen Zoe Kravitz knows how to get a man, keep a man, get engaged to a man and then rinse and repeat all within half a decade! The nepo baby with the horrible fashion sense is engaged to Harry Styles. Her stunning engagement ring is worth $600,000 . She's a legend. Michelle from The Valley is Dr. Dre's new girlfriend. I don't have it in me to care y'all. Dr. Dre is a washed up a-hole and Michelle...

Everyone feels the need to chime in (and be toxic and misogynist) about Megan thee Stallion announcing her split from Klay Thompson after he cheated and said he doesn't know if he can be monogamous. Klay is 36 years old. He's too old for this nonsense. I talk about cheating, posting your man on social media, doing the most for your partner and what Megan should do going forward.

Summerhouse season 10 is one of the most scandalous seasons in reality TV history. The Summerhouse reunion will deliver. We have a few minutes of audio, where Amanda attempts to answer for her sins - she thinks she didn't commit any! Amanda yells at Ciara Miller and admits she was one of West Wilson's side b!tches. Y'all. I. Am. So. Sat.

Ciara Miller is going through a humiliation ritual that has given viewers secondhand pain and embarrassment. Ciara really didn't deserve Amanda and West going out of their way to hurt her. People need to stop saying Amanda and West need to get married and have kids. West is not marriage material. He is FOR THE STREETS and I doubt he knows how to be exclusive with anyone long-term. This is DOOMED....

Ciara Miller goes where most Black public figures don't go, saying it's "f*cking unfair" that she has to think about how she moves in the world and that she has to consider who someone voted for and who their friends are when interracial dating. Team Ciara all day. I agree with 95% of what she says in her revealing Glamour magazine feature.

I'm dissecting the video footage of Amanda Batula trying to hold hands with West Wilson but he pulls away. She also told West "Act like you like me" because cameras were on them at the Yankee game on Friday where they shared an on-camera kiss. Awkward. They are definitely my favorite doomed couple right now! Find out what couple name I gave them. Can not stand them both, but that's obvious which m...

Taylor Frankie Paul isn't receiving additional domestic v*olence charged for two incidents in February. I don't care. I'm over her. Next we have Amanda Batula being one of the worst people on Bravo history, and Khloe Kardashian has allowed Lamar Odom to make her look like an idiot yet again. What I forgot to say is that it's good Khloe gave her side and she should have participated in the document...

Amanda Batula used her beautiful dog as a sympathy prop to let everyone know she will date West Wilson in public. Bam. Justin Bieber put on a terrible Coachella performance and Alex Cooper wants Alix Earle to stop trolling her.

Ciara Miller was working the red carpet at the Euphoria premiere when she asked Sydney Sweeney her thoughts on a friend dating an ex-boyfriend. I love Ciara so much for looking at the camera to make it clear that Amanda and West are a joke. The man has community dick. Amanda lost everything for a f*ckboy. You can't make this sh!t up.

Mormon Wives star Jessi Draper knows that her husband Jordan was furious that she had "an affair" with Vanderpump Villa reject Marciano Brunette. Demi Engemann was also allegedly in love with Marciano and texted him repeatedly promising to leave her husband Brett for Marciano. I stand Jessi for this brilliant move. This is how you make your haters furious.

Ciara Miller and Michael B. Jordan dating rumors light up the Internet a few hours before we find out Ciara watched a video of Amanda and West having sex(?) in West's apartment. I hate this story. It's only getting worse. That's why we need Ciara to get a sexy new man ASAP.

Amanda Batula and West Wilson are doing the same thing Raquel Leviss and Tom Sandoval did in MARCH 2023 - blow up their lives for a doomed relationship destined to fail because they got together as horny desperate codependent idiots who aren't brave enough to date someone outside their inner circle to avoid destroying their friends and their livelihoods. What a joke! We know how this ends.

Taylor Frankie Paul will get her own show after she's fired from The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, I predict. And Jessi Draper is the official breakout Star of Mormon Wives. Her Call Her Daddy interview was great and I really hope she'll start having sex with Marciano immediately. Jordan would lose it. I also talk about Whitney Leavitt being delusional, Bachelorette rumors and Justin Timberlake's...

Chappell Roan said that her security guard didn't approach her 11 year-old fan and her mother in Brazil. The mom of Jude Law's daughter recorded a video describing what happened. Her daughter looked at Chappell and her security guard popped off on a child for doing so. Chappell continues to commit career sui**de and it's a shame because she forgets how lucky she is to have fame and success at a yo...

Taylor Frankie Paul is a domestic violence abuser and a child abuser, allegedly. She should lose her role on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives going forward because she doesn't deserve the platform she's been given. There are rumors that ABC may sue Taylor for the dozens of millions of dollars it lost on her canceled season of The Bachelorette in the wake of Dakota(?) sharing footage of Taylor's ph...

Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota ruined season 4 and season 5 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Taylor's Bachelorette season will bring in huge ratings, but she's lost the respect of viewers/the public and she needs to be permanently yanked from reality TV. She isn't mature enough for fame and she doesn't care about success or her family considering she has spent years being a trainwreck loser.

Love Is Blind's season 10 reunion was the best reunion in Love Is Blind history. Nick Lachey did an amazing job! I've ranked my top 10 most shocking moments. Do you agree with my list?

It took Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner years to publicly acknowledge their relationship and some fans are acting like they're a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Timothee is Kylie's first white guy right? Is that why people are acting like these two are some epic shocking pairing? I don't get it. I also slam Tom Brady for chasing young women and being a loser after his split with Gisele.

Timothee Chalamet is another ignorant white man who feels his opinion represents everyone else's. Michael B. Jordan has been picking up awards. I know votes have already been cast, but I don't want Timothee to get no Oscar after this anti opera & ballet nonsense. A woman was shooting at Rihanna's house and why aren't the people who ruined Britney Spears' life being held accountable?! We hate to se...

Is Ashley Carpenter in the right for how she treated Alex Henderson at her wedding? I was cheering but I also think she's entitled. The second wedding episode of season 10 picks up with Emma and Alex at the altar. This was one of the most explosive wedding episodes in Love Is Blind history. It gave us everything we needed - high drama.

I'm giving Rob Rausch his well earned flowers. I wasn't into him at first, but it's undeniable he studied this game and was determined to win. I argue that Rob would have the same result whether he was a faithful or a traitor. I also drag Michael Rappaport and Candiace's curly fry hair at the reunion... Donna Kelce was funny, Rob has a girlfriend, I love Maura's fashion. Next I get into what needs...

The Love Is Blind season 10 finale didn't gag me, it had me gagging throughout the episode! So much to unpack. I watched it in the middle of the night and I will break it down for you asap/tonight. Whoa! Someone was trying to have a moment and she got one, as far as I'm concerned.