The P-Valley Podcast

Bums like Bryan Abasolo stay winning! Kevin Federline has two kids with Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson's ex has two kids with Kelly. Bryan has zero kids with Rachel Lindsay, the first Black Bachelorette, but he was just awarded some of her hard earned money! The craziest part of this story is that "The judge did not rule on whether Rachel will have to pay retroactive support." WTF is going on y'al...

America continues to embarrass itself, Republicans and Democrats stand ten toes down in their beliefs, people got upset with George Clooney for writing about Joe Biden being too old (I didn't mention this on the podcast). Basically, America is in deep turmoil. Are any of y'all moving to another country? DM me if you are. Let us not get distracted by the onslaught of sensationalization we're being...

Zack no longer has a blindspot and he's able to pin point the red flags he didn't initially see when he was with Jennifer. Netflix almost blew up his spot and Lizzo's dancer is exceptional in bed. This is the 3rd part of our 3-part conversation. It doesn't disappoint. Follow The Worstship on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Rate us 5 stars. Thanks in advance!!

When having fun turns to stress! Zack and Jennifer's sexually adventurous and fun relationship changed, but how so? And what did Zack do to get his needs met. There was a stint in rehab and I let Zack know he absolutely can not do something he did during our interview!

Another interview. Tinashe killed it with her lyrics. A QWEEN. Everyone is supposed to match each other's freak and that's what Zack and Jennifer did. After moving in together early into their relationship, they started having threesomes. Everything was going well until Jennifer started getting naked online for her subscribers. She also wanted to meet up with her male fans in person...

Jonathan Owens is proud of his wife and he wants everyone to know that he has an "unbreakable" bond with Simone Biles. I'm rooting for this couple because I feel that haters have made them a target. Jonathan isn't articulate and misspoke. We shouldn't assume he is cheating and has ulterior motives. I'm rooting for these two to silence their haters by remaining married, hopefully happily married. G...

This mini-sode is all about how Bridgerton is not what it once was and how I'm tired of every couple being interracial. The gender swap was amazing and Benedict's character is progressive, but the show is practically G-rated, unlike season 1.

Lindsay Hubbard got pregnant after dating her mystery boyfriend, who is a doctor, and she's kept her secret from the public for the past three months. Meanwhile Margot Robbie and her husband are expecting, and just today Gypsy Rose Blanchard, 32, announced that she is 11 weeks pregnant. She reportedly gets emotional during her announcement video and says she wants to be the mother to her baby that...

Stephen explains how Tiktok has brought him "behind enemy lines" to learn "the tricks of the trade" about women who cheat. We also touch on red flags, burner phones, and his future relationships. Catch Stephen's comedy special on YouTube, " Stephen, Please!"  Follow him on  Instagram ,  Tiktok .

Stephen confronts his cheating wife on part 3 of his interview. We also talk about pillow princesses, amicable breakups, and more! Watch Stephen's comedy special on YouTube, " Stephen, Please!"  Follow Stephen on  Instagram ,  Tiktok .

We like to talk about a woman's intuition, but I think there's a man's intuition. Are women better at cheating and not getting caught? We get into it in part 2 of our interview with comic Stephen Bolles. Watch Stephen's comedy special on YouTube, " Stephen, Please!"  Follow Stephen on  Instagram ,  Tiktok . Subscribe to The Worstship on Apple Podcasts or The Worstship on Spotify !

Stephen got married during the height of the pandemic in 2020. He says it was foreshadowing. Shouldn't a tracker be the first thing you disable when you have an affair? Find out in part 1 of our surprising 4-part series.

John MacGhlionn wrote a sexist, ageist, misogynist op-ed for Newsweek titled "Taylor Swift is Not a Good Role Model." He claims that, at 34, Taylor is too old to be unmarried and childless and therefore should not be considered a positive role model for young girls around the world. He has since deleted his Twitter. LMFAO! Swifties are vicious savages. Anyway, let's unpack the ill-informed misogyn...

LeBron James said that he wants to play in the NBA with his son Bronny. LeBron claimed that fulfilling his dream is the reason why he hasn't retired, if I'm not mistaken. Now that Bronny is joining the Los Angeles Lakers next season, how do we feel about Bronny, the 55th overall draft pick in the 2nd round, being drafted to the legendary team of his legendary dad? Is this nepotism at play and is t...

Bryan Abasolo is a loser. He said he made only $16,000 last year and now he's refusing to move out of the North Hollywood home he shares with his famous wife, the first Black Bachelorette, Rachel Lindsay. Rachel says Bryan didn't want a prenup and she has regrets. SMH.

Christine Obanor of Perfect Match season 2 explains why the men on the show were all trash. I think she's mostly right in what she says, but I also think she's bitter and doing too much. Maybe she's secretly in love with Kaz? I hope she gets everything she hopes to gain from this video. I think she's honestly low-key unhinged and very bothered.

Perfect Match season 2 was a very fun wild ride. The finale brought the drama because we found out that Harry Jowsey continues to be a habitual liar. The way this show works makes no sense. Bitter Bettys like Dominique and Holly were able to place votes?! Christine and Nigel give me friend vibes. What happened?!

I can't put too much in the description because I'll give away the plot, but Harry Jowsey's love notes are forever hilarious. Secondhand embarrassment is real: "You are gorgeous I love your laugh I would drink your bathwater You’re an incredible mother You make me want to be a cool dad Your body is sensational Like this flower you stand out wherever you are I wanna eat your ___"

Dom returns and he's so corny. The kissing challenge is back! So. Sexy. Jessica from Love is Blind is looking like a baddie, Harry Jowsey will laugh in your face when he dumps you, Stevan can get it, speaking of which, what pop star did he smash? What's on Harry's OnlyFans? Alara is one of my faves! Chris gives the best lap dance... We get into everythang!

Episode 1 of Perfect Match season 2 was incredible. Harry Jowsey carried the season. Kaz is so sexy it hurts, and Micah tells everyone: "I'm cute, I'm nice, and I have a big butt" - if only that were true! Micah was just trying to become a meme y'all. Bryton doesn't think that yoga is exercise... we have some ignorant fools in the house and we are HERE FOR IT!

Beyonce's Cecred haircare line is a great product. Rihanna has a new haircare line and I have no idea why. She also claims to be working on a ninth album. We've heard that before! If you like Rihanna's hair products, let me know because I'm skeptical. I think this is just a shameless money grab from one of my fave billionaires.

In 2021, Ben Affleck basically blamed Jennifer Garner for his alcoholism. He told Howard Stern he was so unhappy in his marriage to Garner that he would "drink a bottle of Scotch and fall asleep on the couch, which turned out not to be the solution." OUCH!!!!!!! Three years later, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have put their mega mansion up for sale because they're headed for divorce, allegedly....

Bravo's "The Valley" gave us high drama - cheating allegations, binge drinking, talks of ayahuasca, sex positions, children with special needs, postpartum depression, coparenting, separation, divorce and much more. Should Brittany Cartwright and Jason Cauchi, aka Jax Taylor, get a divorce? I give my two cents towards the beginning and end of this episode.

The black mute guy is not my vibe. He's sweet, but I need him off of my show. Franchesca is beautiful but boring. Queen Charlotte wears her most extravagant wig ever, and Colin has an aha moment about being a rake. This episode was supposed to have two proposals, but only one marriage proposal takes place. The proposal was beyond ghetto and followed a romantic speech about being in love. We're los...

Lord Debling wants what the heart wants, like Selena Gomez said. He's ready to make someone his wifey. Colin is figuring out who he wants as well, while Benedict Bridgerton is smitten with a sexy blonde baddie. I am ready for Benedict's story! Cressida really needs to find someone. Her family is pressuring her and she must feel like there are no other men in town except for a blonde man who wants...