The P-Valley Podcast

Blake Lively took her time, suing Justin Baldoni days ago to ruin his Christmas. Blake says that Justin sexually harassed her on the set of "This Is Us" and then launched a smear campaign. There are many receipts in the form of text messages that have been published in her 80-page lawsuit. This explosive story should teach media outlets to stop piling on women, and online trolls, but I know that i...

Megan Thee Stallion had sex with the wrong leprechaun. Meg was shot by Tory Lanez 4.5 years ago but he still harasses her today, allegedly. Tory allegedly hired Elizabeth Milagro Cooper to spread rumors about Megan while he appeals his conviction. Would you break the law for $3k? I think Elizabeth was paid more than that. Megan is the poster child for misogynoir. We're sending her love and light....

Netflix brought the receipts, exposing that JR is a liar. We also find out what engaged couple broke up after the finale and we learn who is currently in a relationship with someone else. Aria wins best dressed and Zaina had a glow down... Can we make that a word? Zaina looked hot in the show but she didn't have a glow up. Anyone else glad Vanessa left the experiment on the first day? Nick is a di...

The Ultimatum season 3 has some of the most interesting couples, and characters, I've ever seen on Netflix. Who will get engaged? Married? Breakup? Most of these couples need to split!!!! Let's get into the chaos. And shout-out to the casting department for casting bad b*tches only!

Remy Ma and Papoose were publicly disrespecting each other online after Remy claims papoose has been cheating on her with boxer Claressa Shields. Meanwhile Papoose claims Remy has her own men on the side and has begged him not to file for divorce. Now I wanna watch Claressa's upcoming biopic, "The Fire Inside"! Cardi B is trying to prevent Tasha K from filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying her $3....

Lily Phillips is only 23 years old and she has more miles on her than most people will ever reach in their lifetime. What's her body count? She's going for sex with 1000 men in February, 300 men on December 15, 2024 and she's already had sex with 100 men in 24 hours, which was featured in a viral documentary "I Slept With 100 Men in One Day." Um, she WASN'T SLEEPING! That title is misleading. I gi...

Luigi Mangione grew up in a wealthy family, was his high school valedictorian and went to an Ivy League school. Today he is incarcerated at 26 years old for shooting the United Healthcare CEO. Luigi is an infamous icon at this point. Luigi's story is absolutely devastating. America's healthcare system is embarrassing at best. Tina Knowles thinks that its 2014 and she claims that she was hacked on...

Jay-Z is the father of a 12 year-old girl. Now in his 50s, he's accused of r*ping a 13 year old girl in 2000. Beyonce is about to perform a Christmas halftime show on Netflix and this is what the Carters have to deal with? Jay-Z, real name Shawn Carter, issued a statement that the woman's lawyer pushed back on. The lawyer says Jay-Z has bullied and harassed the accuser. 2024 has been a year of spi...

Lindsay Lohan has always been one of the better actresses in Hollywood. She's had what some people are calling a "Lohanaissance." Lohan has been starring in new movies for the past few years and she's looking absolutely incredible these days.  I watched Lindsay's Netflix movies "Irish Wish" and "Our Little Secret" over the weekend. She  looked much older in those movies than she does now! While pr...

Billboard gave several reasons why Beyonce is the undisputed greatest pop star of the 21 century and Swifties lost their mind. Last weekend Taylor Swift fans flooded Twitter with racist tweets. Swift has been radio silent about her racist fans' messages. What does that say about Taylor? For the first 3rd of the episode, I talk about my personal life, then I read some of the best quotes from Billbo...

Britney Spears is 43 years old but claimed that she's turning 5 years old and has to go to kindergarten tomorrow. She also says that she moved to Mexico. Britney filmed herself on vacation celebrating her birthday in Mexico where she blamed the paparazzi for the reason she's moved to Mexico. TMZ says "Pray for Brit." I talk about Britney's ex-husband Sam and those responsible for her conservatorsh...

The original cast of Vanderpump Rules, for the past 11 seasons, has been fired so that season 12 will feature a new cast of servers at SUR restaurant. This is all Rachel Leviss' fault, along with Tom Sandoval. Ariana is thriving though, James Kennedy is killing it as a DJ, Lala made a fool of herself, along with Lala. BUT the cast is too old and too divided to continue. James is hilarious though,...

Drake has gone full Karen and I don't know if his team is responsible for this frivolous petition or if he's' the mastermind behind a lawsuit against Universal Music Group, Spotify and Apple. Why would Drake do this? We had moved on from "Not Like Us" and the rap beef but here we are, at the end of 2024, streaming "Not Like Us" to get back at Drake?! I think Drake is cracking.

I saw Wicked in theaters on Friday and I'm breaking down the best and worst things about the most successful Broadway to film adaptations of all time. Jonathan Bailey? Who knew he was so sexy?! "Holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity and feeling power in that?" That's one of the best jokes to come out this whole damn year. Ariana Grande, please hold my finger!

Before I get into why Christmas has come early for Jonathan Majors and his fiance Meagan Good, I talk about making budgets in Excel and seeing Wicked this weekend.  Jonathan and gay Tupac, Jussie Smollett, are winning this week. Grace Jabbari dated Jonathan from 2021 - early 2023. She sued him for assault and defamation. He lost his career as a result but gained a hot girlfriend Meagan Good. Did M...

Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi have been living in their house located two hours away from London. They decided to "get the hell out" of America after Trump was elected. Americans aren't really feeling Ellen anyway, so maybe she'll do better in England? Christmas has come early for gay Tupac. Jussie Smollett had his conviction overturned by the Illinois Supreme Court. He can not be t...

Netflix keeps playing itself by trying to stream live events. Beyonce will perform Cowboy Carter shows on Christmas in Houston, Texas. If Beyonce is doing this for Netflix, I expect a full hour documentary or docuseries about her preparing for her performance. She better do all of my favorite Cowboy Carter songs. I'm pretty hype about this. I love her country music!

Tyler Francis wants to be an active parent in his three young children's lives, it seems that way on social media. So I don't think he'll choose Ashley over him. I never get horny or true romantic vibes from these two. I hope Tyler isn't using Ashley cause the Internet has been trying to warn her. The second hand embarrassment is terrible but it could be worse. Ashley could be JLo.

Tim on season 7 of Love is Blind gave us textbook examples of toxic masculinity. I talk about what toxic masculinity is and why Tim needs a submissive partner. I also talk about how Alex doesn't want to have anything to do with cooking, cleaning or communicating with her partner. She isn't ready for marriage and Tim isn't either. Tim doesn't want to look like an angry black man, but he is one. Mea...

After dumping his fiancé Marissa two days before their wedding, Ramses explains that he would have been exhausted if he married Marissa. He blames her energy being "off," aka she didn't want to take birth control pills and wasn't having sex with him as often. After ranting about dumping someone over their "energy," I talk about Marissa having a new boyfriend SINCE April!

The moment many people around the world feared last night came to fruition. Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America. More white women voted for him than before and he exceeded all expectations at the polls. I discuss how we got here and what can be done to prevent this from happening again. SMFH.

I hate Malia Obama's delusional stance on being known as a nepo baby. She wants success on her own merits. Malia Obama is a clown for thinking that the opportunities she receives isn't because SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT of the United States. Malia Ann, this is pathetic. Get plastic surgery and flee the country if you don't want to be associated with Barack and Michelle Obama....

Keke Palmer's new book, Master of Me, will be released on November 19th. She's promoting the project with People magazine and she finally reveals what happened when her baby daddy Darius humiliated her and she shares what he's up to today!

Gisele Bündchen did what millions of men have done - she left her spouse for a younger partner that she'll have a baby with! WE HAVE TO STAN. Gisele is a forever icon for being pregnant at 44. Her boyfriend is 37. Next we got Shawn Mendes taking one step out of the closet?! And last, I talk about how Tony Hinchcliffe is a brilliant comic, but his cis heterosexuality background made him feel entitl...

Nick Cannon got on a podcast and complained about being married to "the biggest star in the world" who would carry her purse and diaper bag. He also said that Mariah owns islands. We aren't seeing a problem here... Mariah and Nick divorced a decade ago, in 2024, why is he talking about her RIGHT now?!?!