The P-Valley Podcast

Why Meghan Markle was treated poorly is complex and multilayered. I'm not going to reduce it to racism and racism alone. I also discuss the disgusting comments a UK writer wrote about Meghan, Harry complaining about being yelled at, where the f**k is Meghan's black family members, do H&M want to dismantle the monarchy, should they attend Charles's coronation? I'm getting into it in this stream of...

Why do Prince Harry and Meghan Markle call each other H&M? The world will never know! I give a few updates about my personal life before doing a stream of consciousness review of the explosive Harry & Meghan Netflix docuseries where they were no longer "silent or silenced," in the words of Oprah. Enjoy & Happy New Year!!!!

Beyonce's Renaissance has me singing in this episode. I apologize. I'm talking about my favorite life-changing lyrics from Beyonce's iconic album, Renaissance. This is a review of the lyrics that got me all the way together. I'm now ready to shit on everyone in every room I walk in because "I'm that girl" who discovered she's an "alien superstar." I was gonna release this episode next week, but my...

I'm not in the Beyhive. I'm not a Beyonce stan, but she's one of the greatest artists of our generation. Here are (actually 12) times I had to stan Beyonce! Beyonce's underrated rap skills, being nearly naked on the Met Gala red carpet, almost falling down during her Super Bowl performance, Formation, surprise album drops, the parties she throws, being "that thique"... Enjoy! Follow @pvalleypodcas...

We give our unfiltered 2 cents on what went right & what went wrong this season!! I think my volume was low when I recorded, sorry. I also said "domestic violence" instead of "child abuse" when discussing Keyshawn. Follow @pvalleypodcast on IG & Twitter. Enjoy. (10:04) Mane & Terricka (12:50) My issues w/ the show (17:55) Brittany, Hailey & Andre (24:08) The Mercedes Experience, God damn! (26:35)...

Andre and Autumn have phone sex on season 1 of P-Valley. I'm publishing this for anyone who hasn't heard it, or anyone who would like to hear it again. I'm sick right now, so I'm not adding a new intro or outro to this audio clip. I obviously play Andre and Autumn here. I'm ready for my EGOT.

I moved outta state and I am thriving, so naturally this review of Netflix's The Ultimatum is coming in hot and coming in late. I've got some tea on Jake & April (thanks to another podcast) and I weigh in on all of the couples! Colby & Madlyn (6:57-12:14) April & Jake (12:15-17:22) Alexis & Hunter (17:23-19:01) These b*tches always have bad reunion hair (19:02-20:50) Lauren & Nate (20:52-25:23) Ra...

Did I move outta state yet? Did someone fetch me out the crowd at a crowded nightclub? Do men lie about their height to your face? Did I go to a restaurant that serves chicken IN A LITERAL BIRD CAGE - forgot to mention how the chicken is served, but I did say this place is lit. Find out these answers and more when you listen to this mini-sode! Hope you enjoy.

Let's get into one of the most shocking Hollywood events of all time! Will Smith not apologizing to Chris Rock during his acceptance speech was just as gangster as his slap! The Academy says it asked Will to leave. Chris says he'll talk about the incident more later, I'm convinced Will was ready to rush the stage a second time, and I think Jada & Will need to know everyone doesn't know every detai...

I watched the Love Is Blind 2 reunion the day it was released, so let's get into it! I'm defending Shake (2:16) Natalie & Shayne (6:31) Mallory & Salvador (7:17) Iyanna & Jarrette (8:35) Kyle & Deepti (9:49) Shaina sucks (13:53)

Love is Blind is supposed to feature beautiful love stories, but season 2 was filled with the worst couples I've ever seen, deadass. Netflix should have just found a new cast and showed us those people! I talk about each and every trainwreck couple in this episode! Hope you enjoy. AND for one of the best #LoveIsBlind2 Twitter threads, click here: https://twitter.com/hey_ciara/status/14955635132589...

Consent isn't sexy?/ 2) Miranda's an Atheist/ 3) Che Diaz sings/ 4) Che's pilot/ 5) Miranda blows up her life 6) Bobby Lee's wife/ 7) Charlotte's bad kids/ 8) "What's a paper towel machine?" - trans rabbi/ 9) Croissant cosplay/ 10) Carrie's no advice "advice podcast".

Reviews are coming! I have to re-record my 1st episode ever, (episode 10 of And Just Like That). More reviews are coming next week. Thanks for your patience.

(0:13-2:24) Rant about "You can't be that white woman who just writes a check" (3:42) Where's Carrie's book? (5:00) This show gets everything wrong & is ageist (8:48) Why tf don't we see Miranda surprise Che in Cleveland? (13:34) Why doesn't Seema have any friends? (16:37) Carrie was the worst (18:45) Miranda craves some Che & is Meg Ryan (23:10) AJLT is disgusting to say the least (25:23) Steve i...

(2:35) Nicki Minaj's 2/1 Instagram Live was everything * I accidentally called Che "she" instead of "they" a few times (9:00) Cheanda is a fantasy (11:30) What kind of sex is Cheanda having? (14:57) Miranda is losing her mind and her eyelashes (15:40) Has Seema saved AJLT? (16:43) Carrie aka ma'am (19:59) - It's great that Charlotte "still" blows Harry (24:40) Che's f*ckboy 101 lessons (26:55) Is...

Miranda gets out of the kitchen and into bed where Che Diaz, who is "really good at sex," ruins her life and makes her fall in love. Professor Naya continues to freak me out because she clearly has no friends or family. Why can't Carrie hookup with her podcast producer? At least we're here for Carrie and Peter's second date. Enjoy. * I apologize for the audio quality. I need to switch back to the...

Miranda claims "a finger" doesn't constitute an extramarital affair. We discuss. I also go in on the sexist, but hot, plastic surgeon who thinks men are superior to women. Thanks for your patience. I hope you enjoy this episode even though the audio quality isn't so great for a few seconds at a time as the episode progresses. Hang in there. I had fun recording this one. (0:39) The costume departme...

Episode 5 marks half of this trainwreck season being OVAH! (1:16) Miranda is too bold for an addict (3:20) Rock would never IRL (5:38) Brady's girlfriend's HUGE contradiction! (7:34) This show is too woke WITHOUT A PLOT (9:05) Cheanda = Che + Miranda. You heard it here first! (11:06) Cheanda's first "sex" scene (13:05) Why can't we see Carrie having fun????

This was recorded a wk ago, but I just listened to my recording so I can add time stamps. (5:10) Charlotte tries to rent a black friend (6:48) Brady's girlfriend is trash (10:30) Give Seema a spinoff (12:07) Naya & Miranda as besties is bulls*it (14:55) Carrie grieves for 30 seconds

(1:10) X, Y and Me podcast "jokes" (6:50) Big's gift to Natasha Naginsky (7:55) Carrie's sex joke (8:45) Did Carrie kill Big? (10:31) Carrie doesn't know her own phone number (11:27) The only funny scene in the entire series (11:52) Steve cheats when he doesn't get laid so...? (16:15) Che's "comedy concert" (18:40) Carrie is so rude to Charlotte

(4:15) Big's clothes are different sizes Audio fades from 5:11 - 6:25 (sorry, it was an accident). (8:16) Miranda's funeral speech #WTF (10:40) Shout-out to the Chucky doll subway thief

Sex and the City fans should boycott HBO's nonsensical "And Just Like That" revival of one of the most iconic shows of all time, SATC. Here's why: (7:00) Writers ignored fans (9:34) The episode starts strong (12:38) Kim Cattrall remains a smart icon for saying no to this mess (16:30) The X, Y and Me podcast (23:10) Do you masturbate? (26:40) Miranda at school (29:15) This show is racist as hell (3...

We're giving podcast updates + we're talking about how progressive "You" on Netflix is: Anti-vaxxers are anti-logic, bisexual men are sexy, interracial couples are no big deal, non-monogamy can work, oral is for women, and psycho b*tches have to go! (10:22) bisexuality & open marriages (4:43) sexuality on You (27:00) Sherry and Cary (31:01) Victoria Pedretti is an icon (36:16) What You gets wrong...

We got back on the top podcasts chart for Apple Podcasts! We're also briefly talking about the unnecessary hardship OnlyFans is causing its content creators. F**k OnlyFans for life! We talk about OnlyFans @7:50. I kept it brief. UPDATE: Thanks to public outcry, OnlyFans will keep adult content on its site!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing! We did it, Joe. We also give some podcast updates throughout this mini-...

Britney Spears has been in a conservatorship for 13 years partly because of failed rapper Kevin Federline. I can't believe what I found out about KFed. You'll be shocked too! If you don't like rants, I rant about women dating down (16:05-27:40). And here's the link to the explosive YouTube video I mention. Subscribe, rate, and follow us on Apple & Spotify! Follow us on Twitter and IG @pvalleypodca...