The P-Valley Podcast

Colin is trying to help his good friend Penelope, but things take an embarrassing turn for Penelope. Meanwhile the Featherington sisters are incredibly stupid, but they give this series the lighthearted comedic relief it needs. Oh, and there are fireworks and butterflies. All it takes is a great kiss sometimes!

Colin is back from spreading his seed all over Europe and he feels especially appreciative of Penelope's friendship. Colin is looking handsome, Penelope is beautiful and Kate and Anthony could get their own spinoff and we wouldn't be mad at it. We're here for this show and this season!

Scheana Shay held nothing back on her "Scheananigans" podcast. She says that Vanderpump Rules creator and executive producer Alex Baskin told her that the first half of season 11 of VPR wasn't good and that the season may be cut short and the show will be canceled. That doesn't excuse any of Scheana (and especially Lala's) behavior at all. Scheana has always cared what people think way too much. T...

Producers finally got what they were trying to force out of Ariana during the season 11 finale of Vanderpump Rules. Ariana Madix cried hard about what Sandoval and Rachel are putting her through. I hope producers and Ratchel are happy - that's an intentional typo. Lala has turned off fans, Scheana is a pathetic pick me who must think Lala won't turn on her soon. Vanderpump Rules will be canceled o...

Ashley Madison is a website for married people to meet and sleep with other married people. It's a genius idea, but everything changed for the company in 2015. I talk about what topics I wish the series had given us more background information and updates on. Overall, this is a must watch series as far as I'm concerned. Keep it away from your spouse though because the way how memberships at Ashley...

Is Donny able to get peace from Martha? Are his parents? Martha doesn't ever want to let him go. Richard Gadd has been through so much. This unpredictable series does not disappoint. I want more!

Netflix's Baby Reindeer is so great, we couldn't skip talking about it even though our recaps are late to the party. Martha is jealous, unhinged and dangerous. Meanwhile Darrien is the absolute worst and I need to know who that man is IRL. I

Baby Reindeer has made Richard Gadd, writer and main actor, an A-list celebrity in the UK. Jessica Gunning, who plays Martha, is also brilliant. What a standout series on Netflix! Watch it now if you haven't already!

Lala claims that Katie wanted to take away her ability to provide for her daughter Ocean. Lala also believes Ariana shouldn't have boundaries because she doesn't "understand" them. Schwartz praises his girlfriend and Jo cries about it. James attacks Tom Sandoval. Part 3 is going to be great! Jo thinks Aaron Rogers or John Mayer would date her. Please keep this woman off of our screens forever!

Ariana didn't watch the season. Queen! Scheana should be concerned that Lala and Brock will have an affair. Ariana gets extremely physically uncomfortable whenever Rachel is brought up. Sandoval calls Rachel a coward, (alleged narcissists can't handle getting dumped), Lala continues to be wrong about everything/ doesn't know what grooming is. Lala fights with Katie. Does Lala have any fans left?

Lala interrogates Ariana's boyfriend Dan in San Francisco because she is jealous and wants to hate him. Jo should hate Schwartz forever because now we all know how delusional and unhinged she is, Scheana picks Sandoval over Ariana's boundaries, and Ariana knows that Appleby's is better than hearing anything Sandoval has to say. Lala has a hypocritical rant at the end. Is she in therapy yet?!

Tom Brady was on "The Pivot" podcast where he explained that he will not do another roast because it affected his kids and he wants to be a better parent moving forward. Sigh. Why do a roast if you can't take the heat?! No one feels bad for your kids Thomas.

I'm about to go on a baecation and I'm getting ready for it. I talk about why getting ready for a trip is stressful, mostly for females let's be honest, but I also love it so much. I also slam Beyonce's haircare line Cecred for taking so long to get to my house. I give a snack recommendation and then I talk about the ticket-selling hysteria and phenomenon that is Caitlin Clark. And last, Kelly Cla...

This week we're recapping Baby Reindeer, The Idea of You, The Vanderpump Rules finale & Reunion part 1 and The Valley. Talk to you soon!

Is Emilio Garcia a Barb or just a disgruntled ex-photographer of Megan Thee Stallion's? He claims Meg has sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat shamed him, underpaid him and began treating him poorly after he witnessed her hookup. We have questions like WHAT KIND OF SEX was Megan allegedly having?!?!?!?!?!.... We get into everything in this episode.

The cast of The Valley can't seem to have a peaceful dinner together. Jesse Lally is unraveling before our eyes because Michelle wants to be with other men. Kristen and Luke are a cute couple, Jax says Michelle texts other men, Jax claims to be losing his hair so he can get paid, and Jesse & Michelle misdirect their anger at Kristen and Luke. Kristen is out here burning bridges and she's not even...

This week's episode of Vanderpump Rules was easily one of the best of season 11. Jax returns and Lisa Vanderpump pretends that she doesn't know about his event. Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty...

Can I get a Cecred promo code because the way Beyonce just changed my life with her Cecred haircare wash day video, whew chile! No one knows how to silence their haters like Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter, who hits us with the fire voice over where she explains: “Now that Cecred is known for the quality of what it does for your hair, I think it’s about time I show y’all what it does for mine… Ther...

The Valley is one of the best shows on TV because we get to watch its castmembers doing dirt just like we got to see Tom Sandoval date Rachel Leviss in front of Ariana's face. Michelle Lally is rumored to have cheated on Jesse, but I don't think it's with a famous director because it looks like Jax name dropped "Quentin Tarantino." I could only see Michelle being friends with Quentin, who is marri...

Kristen Doute needs to upgrade her apartment, but not her man. Apparently Luke is well endowed. Luke seems like he loves Kristen. He’s grown on me. Jax is opening a bar, because why? He looks like he wants to sleep with his interviewees. Kristen and Jax are the MVPs of this show, unfortunately Kristen is still looking like a train wreck on TV. She means well, but she shouldn’t repeat what she’s be...

Kristen Doute is back on our screens and we are all better for it. We meet some great couples and some couples headed for divorce, and we even have a pregnant cast member, Janet. I didn’t know I would enjoy The Valley so much but here we are! Kristen’s temper is ruining everything again. And why is Zack there? We don’t need him. He stirs the pot and ends up unscathed.

Rachel Raquel Leviss, Vanderpump Rules cast members can't unanimously decide on what name to call that alleged homewrecker. Rachel appears on "some podcast," LOL, where she says she wasn't in love with Tom, wasn't friends with Ariana, had a mutually beneficial friendship with Scheana and etc. Rachel, honey, this wasn't a smart move! But you're an idiot who went on Bethenny's podcast because your m...

Coachella is getting bigger and better than ever! Doja Cat, Chloe Bailey, Victoria Monet... All the bad b**ches ate. Head to the Coachella YouTube and watch the performances if you didn't catch the live stream. 

If we're being serious, Ariana Madix has Tom Sandoval and Rachel Leviss to thank for her budding career, so why is Ariana so angry? Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borde...

Beyonce's country album Cowboy Carter is some of her best work. I'm not a country fan, but she has many beautiful, addictive fun songs on Cowboy Carter and she was brave enough to cover Dolly Parton's "Jolene." What were your top 10 songs? Your top 5? I doubt we'll agree because fans have a very wide range of favorites on Cowboy Carter but some of mine are Ya Ya (of course), Levii's Jeans (of cour...