The Otis Advisory

Here's The Latest Otis Advisory: Young Jessie decided to pretend he got beat up by Los Bad Guys for being so pretty! "Everybody will clap and love me more when I tell them that Orange Man made ‘em do it." Oh the larceny!  It's another Luxury Podcast from the Bait Camp on Think Tank Island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of...

Here's The Latest Otis Advisory: What's yours is mine! Grab whatever you want and stuff it in the nearest running car. Too easy!  It's another Luxury Podcast from the Bait Camp on Think Tank Island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

BetoFrancis is back from Election Rehab and on the prowl for more contributions. The most common side effect is nausea. Shocking! The Otis Advisory has the back story. Watch episode ~ Wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

America's sweetheart is on the lose. The Otis Advisory this report from the front seat. Hear podcast ~ Wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Irish aliens are packing their bags for the border to get in line for a share of the reward money for breaking into the country. Call the White House and find out how to get your cut. Details in this new Otis advisory! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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UPDATED NEW ADVISORY: Play CNN backwards and gas is half price, you have a job, taxes are down, the other guy is in the White House and the First Lady gets a lot better looking! Hear the latest 2-minute intelligence failure from Think Tank Island, with Senior Fellow Uncle Otis  Watch Podcast II Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our coll...

Play CNN backwards and gas is half price, you have a job, takes are dowwn, the other guy is in the White House and the First Lady gets a lot better looking! Hear the latest 2-minute intelligence failure from Think Tank Island, with Senior Fellow Uncle Otis Watch Podcast II Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pers...

LATEST ADVISORY from Think Tank Island: Too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry - it's your fault! The Big Con wants you to stop driving and just freeze in the dark. But it's for a good cause. Wade into the guilt-free waters with Uncle Otis and tell others of your kind what goes on here. Watch Podcast II Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our...

Here is the answer to all your problems! Hoover up whatever you fancy from San Fran  Free sco stores, then come back tomorrow and do it again! Why hasn't everywhere thought of this? Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island with Uncle Otis. Watch now and take the 2-minute vacation from thinking right. Watch Episode. Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.c...

In this latest Advisory from Think Tank Island, Tio Otis uncovers the secret behind Moisture Wicking, powered by artificial intelligence - yours! Meaning if you fall for this pant load to begin with, then you deserve to dry out! But that's not the only way to have the life sucked out of you. Hello Congress! Watch Podcast ~ Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com f...

Washington Overlords worry about Taliban not being inclusive enough. Call goes out, "need to see more girls in management! No more cash until you have Bring Your Wife to Work Day." Misogynist parlors all close in protest. Uncle Otis reports in this new advisory from Think Tank Island. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pers...

San Francisco stuns with new Bite-Back-Better economic plan. Don't shoot and win! Find out how much you could make by not shooting your friends. New report from Think Tank Island runs down the numbers. Watch Podcast - Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Which one of you has the keys to the Black Hawk?," asked the State Department. "Oh crap, did we leave them in the ignition?" You'll need your special Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to catch the hidden messages in this stupid bit from Think Tank Island. Watch Podcast. Wash Hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal...

New study from Think Tank Island shocks global warming enthusiasts with coal-powered revelation about electric cars. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring to unscramble the secret messages. Watch pod cast. Wash hands.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There you sit, wearing your global warming hat, your Defund Everything t-shirt and your Debug America nose diaper. Got your pronouns all pinned to your shirt, and you always take the bus. Inclusive and ready for business! Oh the larceny! The Bait Camp Think Tank shows you the way out. Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank Island and tell others of your kind what goes on here. Hosted by Sim...

Trucks and flags for Independence Day - what could go wrong? Wade into the guilt-free waters of Think Tank island with Uncle Otis. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Go up with a case of Miller Lite, come back with 6 cases of Covid. That shows growth!  Shitgeist of the nation drops another 20 points. Whose sorry now? Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island analyze. Watch Podcast II Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bus load of breathless runaways helps keep fear alive with a desperate escape from Texas. Oh the larceny! Uncle Otis and the Salty Scholars of Think Tank Island file this report. Use your Uncle Otis Secret Decoder Ring (while supplies last) to know the secret messages in this wholly combustible podcast editorial. WATCH PODCAST ll WASH HANDS Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz...

Everybody spent all their stimulation money! Kids need more cheese! Can't just ring the doorbell and run. Rulers act and call all Unicorns in on the play to help keep this sugar level HIGH! Uncle Otis explains the downside in this new, Luxury Podcast from Think Tank Island. Slower listeners keep right>>>>> Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our coll...

If "back to whiteness" is what you want most, you and your teeth are out of luck. Find an "employer sponsored self-hatred session" and check yourself in. The Salty Scholars from Think Tank Island are here with another episode to finish off political correctness for a grateful nation!  Watch Podcast  -  Wash Hands Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about o...

The great masters who painted Dogs Playing Cards must have seen this one coming. Pootin and Joe Crow are sitting down to each play their hand, and bets are on as to whose tail wags first. Tell others of your kind what goes on here at Galveston Island's only Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation!   Thanks Uncle Otis for a real nice pull.   Watch...

Your green plastic army men only come in GREEN. No black, brown or pink. If you want diversity, you're out of luck. So you're gonna get yelled at and probably lose your girlfriend too unless you listen to Uncle Otis here to tell you what to do about it. Be sure to tell others of your kind about what goes on here. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands. A service of Galveston's Discount Think Tank & Bai...

They're Here! The flying teapots were real the whole time. The Feds are about to pretend to tell us what's what with UFOs. Uncle Otis and the salty scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank are naturally way ahead of the story. It's time for Uncle Otis to reveal the  one thing  that Earth can teach these advanced all here in  UFOtis.   Push button ll Watch podcast ll Wash hands.   Hosted by Simplecast,...

In Federal Beef, Uncle Otis tracks fiscal policy beginning with the Beach Boys all the way through the pipeline shut down. Hear the shocking conclusion. Push button.. Watch podcast. Wash hands. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.