merkley???

The Opinion Machine???

Comedy EN ↓ 366 episodes

You definitely need one more opinion, and this is it.

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merkley???

Episodes

#16 Wooden Spoons & Bare Little Butts 06.08.2019 13:15

The Penis/Vagina Shouting Match, Claw Marks To Match My Freckles, & How Bruised Egos Lead To Bruised Bodies. AKA: It’s surprising there aren’t mass shootings every 5 minutes.

#15 Congratulations, You Blend In! 01.08.2019 8:03

A Big Dumb Cowboy Hat, A Frumpy Forgettable Girl, & A Whore In Red Leather (Tits To Toes). Aka: It’s not my fault I don’t remember you.

#14 Individual Justice n Shit 01.08.2019 9:49

Mathematically Induced Rage, Defiant Popcorn Revenge, & Why I Hated School. Aka: These obedient idiots are NOT my people!

#13 Drunken Facebook Anal Ysis. 01.08.2019 11:48

 Having My First Drink At 33, 13 Subsequent Years Of Catch-up, & Losing Interest In Booze As I Lost Interest In Strangers. Aka: I recognize drunk facebooking when I see it.

#12 The Accidental Impressionist 29.07.2019 12:32

Artist Of The Year, Juvenile Photo Realism, & The Crushing Melancholy Of Valiant Best Efforts. AKA An ironic, low effort plea of: can you at least TRY!?

#11 The Cult of Climate Change 28.07.2019 5:50

 - Prophets For Profits, Mexican Kids In Cages, & The Ever-Presence Of DoomsDayism. Aka: Your boiling forehead is giving me a sunburn.

#10 Dead Horses 27.07.2019 11:10

 - Little Tiny Rocks, Dog’s Ears Flapping, & The Unfathomable Miracle Of Everything. Aka: Don’t Worry So Much.

#9 - Dr. Thinskinski 26.07.2019 7:51

 - Thin Skin, Thick Skin & The Subtle Tenderness Of Screaming Out In Pain

#8 - HIPPOCRIP 26.07.2019 8:56

Ever feel like a big fat hippocrip?

#7 - Fart-n-Run 26.07.2019 7:51

Oh how that hairy trigger finger gets itchy & blocky.

#6 Chicken 'Lil - Emergency, emergency, human beans! 26.07.2019 8:07

Emergency, emergency, human beans! HUMAN BEANS!