The Open Mike Podcast

This week we feature Dallas comedian Zach Arredondo where we talk about his cute little nips, regret or revenge, and Jason covers a story where a Louisiana man gets off by tricking unsuspecting nurses (plural) into changing his diapers. Now that's a crappy date! Sorry, couldn't help it. Join in on all the fun and keep up with the grotesque madness we call a podcast by checking out our so...

This week's episode features the very funny Dallas comedian Andy Franklin where we discuss hairy women and why we love them, places we've accidentally ejaculated, and on crime stories, a middle school student at a Florida school brings 3 guns to school to "show the principal" innocently.  All of that and a lot more filibustered into this episode. Twitter: @OPENMIKE5000 Facebook...

This week we feature the very funny comedian Arun Rama. We discuss the differences between bitch moves & boss moves, horror movies, and real-life horrors, where Arun tries to fool killer robots by becoming a sexy lady, somewhat like we live in a cartoon or something. Then on crime stories, a man in the UK tries to "procure" an underaged girl and it turns out that he is so stupid (68...

This week features comedian Eddy Trevino. On this episode, we discuss the benefits of Old Ladies & PS5s, Mike takes on the toilet paper company big business, and we create the idea of “WeenTones”. Then on Crime stories, we spill some Tea on Rapper Lil Wayne’s recent legal issues and a woman in London gets her karma paid back to her after years of making false claims of rape and sexual assault...

On the 43rd episode we feature hilarious Dallas comedian and Comic Roast Champ, Joey Johnson! This week we discuss Joey's relationship with his mother, mask shaming, and on crime stories, 2 female teachers get busted hooking up with a student whose text messages reveal "had sex with them for hours through the night and into the early morning."  This week as always was a lot of fun a...

This week's episode was just a damn good time to record with Dallas comedian, Dan Danzy! There is a lot of laughs in store for you when you fire up this bad boy. This week we talk about what Jason would call is a "hot button issue" about gender fluidity, also we discuss chainsaw dildos, and on crime stories, a homeless man is arrested for having sex with a dead lady. Sometimes it&ap...

Dallas comedian, Phil Garcia is the guest on this week's episode where we discuss whom/what Mario from the video games and cartoon really might’ve been, also we find out that there is not much that we wouldn't do for one million dollars, and on crime stories a woman overdosed on cocaine in probably one of the worst ways you would want to take cocaine – or at least one of the worst to hav...

The 40th episode is hilariously packed with laughs and features one of Dallas' most creative comedians, TV Corrales! This week we find out that TV used to have a ventriloquist puppet that looked exactly like himself, TV also tells us some very interesting stories from his single-guy days, and on crime stories, a woman fakes a kidnapping and weird injuries to herself in an attempt to frame her...

This week we feature comedian Head Richards where we discuss the values that were instilled in us as young men and as it turns out, we were raised on blunts! Also, WE discuss wrestling tactics, and on crime stories, a home-based sex change operation is busted in Oklahoma, and take a wild guess what this work from home doctor was doing with all those wieners he was chopping off?  Or, you can just c...

This week The Open Mike Podcast has the very funny and extremely hard-working comedian Tony Casillas in the studio. We had a hilarious “go at it” with this silly goose! On the episode we try Twinkie infused beer, we talk about bad gigs, lighten the mood with discussions about super sexy foods, and on crime stories a group of men decides to burglarize a gun store - because we all know the one place...

This week's episode features Dallas comedian Stephen Gammill (2 L’s). We had a ton of fun in the studio where we talked about a woman bringing her child with her to Walmart to help her build a bomb in the store, Mikey celebrates 25 years of being stoned, and we learn that Jason is most comfortable at home in a pair of chucks and nothing else. FB: The Open Mike Podcast Twitter: @openmike5000 I...

This week's episode features two hilarious Oklahoma comedians, Jon McMillan and Adrian Corwin. We had a great time with these guys in the studio where we discussed what we hate actually about comedy, moments where we said, "F - this, I'm out!", and on crime stories, ex WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio may face up to 99 years in prison for wrestling with his emotions – via his traum...

On the latest edition of the show, we have a return guest, Anthony Walton! You might remember this comic from episode 17 titled, "Anthony & The Sex Moans". We have a brand new raunchy and funny episode for everyone to enjoy where we discuss Anthony moving back into his parent's house, we talk about a different kind of love shack, and on crime stories 2 Florida men steal an allig...

The Open Mike Podcast Returns strong this week with a very funny episode featuring local Dallas comedian David Merriken. On this episode we talk about the new craze with teenagers from Indonesia which is boiling tampons and using what's left to get to get high on. That's right, the kids down under are getting high on what you find down under! Also, a Louisiana priest faces 5 to 20 years...

On the season 1 finale, we feature the very funny comedian An Nguyen. We had so much fun recording this episode! This week we discuss (BBL) Brazilian butt lifts, gaining powers such as levitating and teleportation, and on a pair of crime stories, a youtuber makes his mark by pooping in Nancy Pelosi's driveway, and a 32-year-old young Entrepreneur in Vietnam gets busted for running an operatio...

This week was so fun and so gross! On the latest episode, we feature local up and coming comedian Joanna Scissons where we discuss dating do's and don'ts, (mostly don'ts), Mikey finds out that he's fortunately not a racist, and on crime stories, some dude's wife catches him cheating on her - with his mom! That's illegal if you didn't know.  FB: The Open Mike Podc...

Episode 31 was a lot of fun with a special debut of us getting actual video for our podcast. This week we feature local DFW up and coming comedian Ferris Tamim and we have a lot of fun with Ferris where we discuss things like would you rather sound or look like someone from the opposite sex, we try out some new jokes, and on crime stories, we talk about the charges against porn legend Ron Jeremy....

The 30th episode is here and it features comedian Danny J. This week we had a lot of fun with Danny where we discuss the pros and cons of lice or crabs, and on a pair if crime stories, a man steals a lady's shorts while she is wearing them and jogging, and another man attempts to rob a KFC by trying to force an employee to open the restaurant back up after they closed and make him some of tha...

The 29th episode features the very funny and original Dallas comedian Jon Marcus! This week we discuss Jon almost accepting a job working for the Tiger King, and on crime stories, we have a teenager that burns unsuspecting homeless men with gasoline, and a coked-out man named Dallas that ends up killing his mother and girlfriend in his trailer because he was having a bad day. Despite the dark turn...

This week our guest is none other than the Savage, Lizz Splatt! We had a blast with Lizz and on this episode we discuss a poor gamer whose game got all too real when the cops were called at 4 am because the neighbors thought Crash Bandicoot was actually in his apartment and he pays dearly for their mistake, an 8-year-old boy was also arrested and charged with felony assault for taking a swing at h...

On the 27th episode we feature the fantastically hilarious Dallas Comedian Kerry Smith! This week we get gifts from Kerry for our dongs, we discuss why Oklahoma might be bad news for us in particular, and on crime stories, a lady beats her soon to be ex- husband to near death with a car bumper, (Bashira Smash!) and also a Russian rapper gets chopped & screwed, literally. This is a very fun epi...

On the 26th episode we feature our hilarious friend and comedian Luis Juarez and this episode was especially funny! This week we discuss the wrong things to say after sex, Luis announces his new podcast Essential Nonsense, and on crime stories, a teacher tries to smoke a joint and a bit more with a 15-year-old student of hers. Not OK! Make sure and leave us a comment and as always, follow, like, a...

On the 25th episode we have local Dallas Comedian Matt McElhone with us in the studio. This week Matt tells us what the open mic scene in South Korea is like, we find out why Mikey loves baseball so much, and on crime stories, a man pays a bum to do a backflip and he dies! Find out why... As always, don't forget to follow, like, subscribe, and leave us a comment. FB: The Open Mike Podcast Twi...

This week we have Dallas comedian Shiva Ary on the show where we talk about where Jason gets his sunny disposition from, Shiva tells us why he's not gay yet, and on crime stories a lady in Manhattan keeps a dead body in her freezer for over 10 years! FB: The Open Mike Podcast Twitter: @openmike5000 IG: @theopenmikepodcast Youtube: The Open Mike Podcast Support the show (https://venmo.com/code...

On the 23rd episode we feature Dallas comedian Parker Slavens and we have a lot of laughs talking about his recent sexual exploits, another person falling victim to assault and battery by way of a tasty burger, and we come up with some new holidays to celebrate.  Check it out and tell us what you think by leaving us a comment and as always, tell your friends to follow, like, and subscribe to our w...