The One With FRIENDS

s4 e13 • the one with the hostess (the one with rachel's crush) we didn't talk about ourselves a lot on this episode, but we did crush the trivia segment. meanwhile, ross is an eye witness to a relationship breakdown. rachel gets to play dress up at work. and, monica is losing a role she loves dearly.  #recommendtoafriend | 1883 & Pink Miracle join us on social media | website:...

s4 e12 • the one with the trivia game (the one with the embryos) our favorite scene isn't much of a mystery. we go over some episodes that don't exist, but should have been made. and, we wonder at the cost of IVF and the pains of infertility.  meanwhile, one early morning rooster's crow leads to the girls losing a costly bet. ross finds his true calling. and, phoebe gets all the egg...

s4 e11 • the one with the speech (the one with phoebe's uterus) we give our opinions on 'the batman'. leann surprises luellen (and hopefully you) with a brilliant performance piece. and, we play our first audio submission!  meanwhile, phoebe is asked to give a bigger gift than she'd planned. joey gets a new job with his surprisingly discriminatory friend. and, chandler gets a l...

s4 e10 • the one with the fling (the one with the girl from poughkeepsie) well, apparently this mona lisa pillow has a larger following than we do. we spot a set prop that has a very personal connection to leann. and, like, does anyone really believe that luellen knew who 'gossip girl' was by the end of the first season???  meanwhile, ross is dating two birds with one train. chandler is...

s4 e9 • the one with the hiring committee (the one where they're going to party) luellen is struggling with allergies at home. leann is struggling with things at work. and, luellen retells a wonderful tale about her childhood waterbed...and it's exactly what you think. meanwhile, joey is feeling a little insecure in his friendships. rachel runs up against an unexpected saboteur in her pursuit...

s4 e8 • the one with burke 2.0 (the one with chandler in a box) we get off to a very funny start with an instant reference to new girl and someone not knowing a very important date. we hate on monogramming...it's on the same level of cheugy as chevron patterns. and, luellen owns our recommend to a friend segment. meanwhile, rachel puts ross in his place in front of everyone. monica personally...

s4 e7 • the one with ross's 'sound' (the one where chandler crosses the line) we mention two celebrities that our friends remind us of. we have a friend of the podcast who takes a guess at luellen's appearance. and, leann gets somber in her recommend to a friend in honor of her nana's passing. meanwhile, we missed out on an entire c storyline with rachel. joey double dips. chandler tempts fat...

s4 e6 • the one with the first edition (the one with the dirty girl)  about 2/3 of the way in you can tell that luellen and leann disagree in how they would dissect the final scene. leann is shocked that luellen hasn't brought up a certain musical as her 'recommend to a friend'. and, leann tries to justify her terrible skills at trivia.  meanwhile, chandler gets joey's girl the most...

s4 e5 • the one with the thruple (the one with joey's new girlfriend) leann (32) buys her first couch. luellen won't transfer to her company's nashville branch to be closer to leann (...be offended with me!). and, in honor of our 2star friends, we added an additional score for our episode rating system. meanwhile, chandler struggles with a forbidden love. r&r date petty-ly. and, phoebe wi...

s4 e4 • the one with the foot flirt (the one with the ballroom dancing) luellen takes initiative into the elaboration of the shows storyline...to what would have been its betterment. leann goes on another mini-rant on friendship. and, (serious question) how many trivia questions do we have to get wrong before you stop listening to this podcast? meanwhile, joey's chivalry towards rachel spiral...

s4 e3 • the one with this generation's milton berle (the one with the cuffs) leann doesn't lead well in this 'sode, not only due to her horrible note-taking but also her phlegmy voice. luellen makes bed noises with her mouth (you heard it here first, friends). and, trivia went poorly this week. meanwhile, monica works for her mom and they take some ground in their relationship. chandler embra...

s4 e2 • the one with the canoe (the one with the cat) we continue the dialogue on our only preferred versions of ross. we contemplate capitalizing on our ancestral lineage. and, we play a little friends trivia. meanwhile, monica gets to relive a high school dream. chandler and joey disagree on a large piece of apartment furniture. and, phoebe gets an unconventional visit from her mom...the de...

s4 e1 • the one with 18 pages...front and back! (the one with the jellyfish) new year, same us. we think ahead to all we want to accomplish in the new year and beyond. we talk about our surprise at how well the twin scenes were shot. and, we'd pee on any one of you if you got stung by a jellyfish! meanwhile, rachel picks up a writing side hustle and make a very unreasonable request of ross. c...

bonus episode • the one where we wrap 2021 we rate season three as a whole. go over our spotify wrapped stats. share some goals...or one could even say, resolutions? and, we give you a bigger social media spotlight followed by a glowing review of our 'recommend to a friend.' also, leann DOES know that there are 52 weeks in a year and is embarrassed, thank yew! join us on social media | websit...

s3 e25 • the one with phoebe’s phoebe (the one at the beach) we talk about generational differences and the hypocrisy of trend shaming from the youths. elizabeth explains how chandler sabotages ross and rachel. and, we are very confused as to how phoebe is phoebe's mom...what are we missing? meanwhile, rachel defaults to 'mean girl'. phoebe resorts to breaking and entering. and, sparks fly be...

s3 e24 • the one with the bald beauty (the one with robin williams) (the one with the ultimate fighting champion) we talk about how elizabeth likes to pinch her friends butts. we restore faith in our beloved jon favreau and retract our previous character bashing. and, leann flounders this week without luellen...can anyone say botched episode recap? meanwhile, the friends forcibly overhear an...

s3 e23 • the one with sensitive masculinities (the one with ross's thing) leann says 'stereotypically' too many times. luellen is goo-goo eyed for prince charming...a.k.a. the teacher. and, we wonder at the reason they named this entire episode after the C storyline. meanwhile, phoebe plays the field. ross ends up being made a spectacle of in the doctor's office. and, monica gets some very mi...

s3 e21 • the one as new "parents" (the one with a chick and a duck) we talk about @waltdisneyworld at christmas. "spider-burners". and a mutual distain for facial hair (leann excluded).  meanwhile, monica gets an incredible job offer from pete and there is some new heat in the kitchen. rachel has entered into the 'my back hurts' age and we see a calm moment of sincerity in their relation...

s3 e22 • the one with the call to utah (the one with the screamer) we realize we've both somehow landed in finance with our careers. we try to imagine a time before the tsa. we share our own clothing panic stories. and, luellen gives the best episode rating monologue of all time. meanwhile, ross is in a hard spot being the only one who sees tommy for who he really is. phoebe makes a long, lon...

s3 e20 • the one with the chan-chan man (the one with the doll house) a familiar guest is back. we took a quick pivot (iykyk) back to the old format. and, this is the shortest regular episode since e24...over 50 episodes ago. you can thank luellen for all of the above.  meanwhile, complications arise in joey's relationship with his co-star. ross fades into the background of this episode....

s3 e19 • the one with the emergency do-ri-tos (the one with the tiny t-shirt) we return to you from sunny florida and were loving this episode! leann tries to explain bruno mars to luellen and it's a real treat of a disaster. we describe our bodily pain post 30. and, we always appreciate a good marvel universe connection meanwhile, monica can't bring herself to like pete. joey has a complicat...

s3 e18 • the one with the millionaire (the one with the hypnosis tape) we are back together!!! not only to our normal episode rotation with you, our friends, but also with each other in sunny florida. we debate cinnamon as a coffee topping. we obviously, unapologetically, and definitely would have cashed that $20k check. and, our single stakeholder for this podcast might not be getting the be...

bonus episode • the 'new' one with friends podcast we zero in on weird anchovy-heavy pizza orders. waxing for charity. college drag. and, friends themed tattoos.  meanwhile, leann calls america out on her incessant need to one-up in name calling. chris suggests gas-lighting as an international relations strategy. and, chris invents a crazy robot-insect designed for hair removal. also, ho...

bonus episode • the one with daddy's sauce  we create a brilliant telemarketer plan...for the 90s. we are divided on voice dictated texts vs voice message texts. and, we discuss american food aisles in europe and the lack of european food aisles in america.  if you haven't, please go connect with the guys over on twitter @TwoStarPodcast or online at twostarpodcast.co.uk. you can also fin...

bonus episode • the one where we 'ross' it double, double toil and trouble - we drop two episodes today because leann dropped the ball and since it's october (with halloween closing in) she's scrambling and trying to be clever at the same time. *eyerolls herself*  meanwhile, we meander our way back into the point of our show...talking about the show. we uncover the best named hangover he...