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Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff describe the recurring appearances of new classified documents that keep showing up in President Biden's house, his garage and in the offices of the Penn Biden Center.   They try to make sense of the assertion by Biden supporters that it is different when you offer to give the documents back after getting caught than if you (like Trump) assert any presidential p...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff continue carrying the torch of civilization forward and consider how best to rework many traditional nursery rhymes to purge them of their damaging patriarchal white-supremacist homophobic contents.

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff begin their discussion of what Victor Davis Hanson has called the "parasitic generation"; the current governing elites who seem to be content to live off the achievements of past generations.  The politicization of formerly stalwart institutions such as the FBI is discussed.  Jeff asks how we have managed to increase the national debt from $1 trillion to $3...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff return to familiar territory in calling out the socially virtuous drivers of electric cars who are ingnorant of the actual source of the electricity powering the grid.  They point out that more than two-thirds of the electric grid is powered by fossil fuels.   The recent (and illegal) attempt by California's governor to ban internal combustion engines by 2035 vi...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff convene at the Omaha Bugle headquarters at Asgard to discuss the presence of steroids among celebrities and athletes.  Adam talks about his own experiences with performance-enhancing steroids during his power-lifting career.  Jeff wonders what anyone who is trying to attract attention on the internet to bolster their audience membership can do to stand out.  Can peop...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff talk about the apparent contradiction of President Biden's abysmal job approval ratings and the absence of any challengers for the 2024 Democratic nomination.  Jeff suggests that since you do not have to show up in person to vote, you should not have to show up in person to run for office--a tactic successfully pioneered by Biden in the 2020 campaign (the now pr...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff discuss their on-going efforts to purchase CNN after having passed a hat around the office.  They express their sympathy for a CEO who was admittedly drunk on an earnings call.  Adam points out that you get what you pay for after authorities determined that cheaper imported "chicken wings" from China were actually succulent rat legs.  He also talks about fo...

Send us Fan Mail In their detailed post-midterm election analysis, Adam and Jeff conclude that not much changed except that the two parties traded a few seats and the GOP got to pick  better parking spaces in the House parking garage.  Although tens of billions of dollars were spent and the GOP took control of the House, Jeff thought that the return of political gridlock would be a positive develo...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff discuss buying CNN with the spare change laying around the newsroom.  The recent assault by a hammer-wielding assailant on Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, prompts Adam to propose a national registry of hammers complete with background checks and "cooling off" periods.  Jeff talks about the Founding Fathers having failed to include any reference in the U....

Send us Fan Mail Always proud to display their command of multi-syllabic words, Adam and Jeff consider whether our society is experiencing a "dumbing down" of expectations.  Students who have their feelings hurt or who find a class too difficult for their tastes are often able to petition the administrators to have the offending professor fired.  Jeff considers how sympathetic his school...

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Adam, who are never shy about venturing into areas that they know little about, talk about the motoring experiences reported by recent Tesla drivers.  The advantage of fewer moving parts in the motor of an electric vehicle is offset somewhat by the concern that the enormously-expensive  battery packs that fuel electric cars will fail and have to be replaced (and not by D-...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff put on their "geopolitical thinking caps" to discuss the latest "alliance of everlasting friendship" between Russia and China--which will probably last until lunchtime tomorrow.  Russia's reliance on exports of gas and oil to keep its economy afloat has likened more than one person to refer to it as "a gas station with nuclear weapons.&q...

Send us Fan Mail In deference to Jeff's background as an attorney, Adam does his part to bolster the image of the profession by pulling up attorney jokes off the internet.  Jeff and Adam discuss many of the bizarre conspiracy theories that have cropped up about the death of Ivana Trump and wonder if there are better places to store classified documents than a New Jersey golf course.  They als...

Send us Fan Mail Always in search of bargains, Jeff recounts his visit to the Trump Store on Fifth Avenue in New York where you can take care of all of your holiday shopping needs.  Adam and Jeff talk about the deeply discounted Trump Pence T-shirts, Trump sportswear, oversized Trump golf balls and MAGA hats actually made in Mexico.  Adam brags about his luxurious Trump robe which he may have purc...

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Adam talk about the incredible intellectual legacy that the Omaha Bugle podcasts will provide to future generations of scholars, political leaders and arsonists.  Adam recounts the surprising 180-year history of Stanley Tools, a leading supplier of tools throughout the world and an unwitting sponsor of the show.  Adam and Jeff discuss the ups and downs (mainly downs) of h...

Send us Fan Mail Adam begins by recounting several telephone conversations with his mother in which he tried to determine if the "buzzing sound" in the background was a power tool or a battery-powered relaxation device.  Adam also recalls a couple of instances in which he managed quite by accident to embarrass his daughter.  Jeff and Adam marvel at the infinite memory of most women which...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff discuss the current proposal to have President Biden forgive up to $20,000 of student loan debt per borrower but wonder if there is any plausible legal basis other than the regime's own delusions to justify the exercise of such powers.  Jeff points out that rapid rise of college tuition over the past 40 years has outstripped even our most  bloated health care co...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff turn their attention to long-simmering disputes between states and factions within states that have prompted calls for secession.  They find that there is a rich history of secessionist movements in the United States which began even before the country was formed.   Indeed, South Carolina and most of the other southern states waged an unsuccessful 4-year war against...

Send us Fan Mail Jeff and Adam turn their towering intellects to the so-called "HGTV-ification" of the United States based upon a recent article in the Atlantic magazine and talk about the differences between reality show renovations and the grubby real world of house repairs and remodeling replete with unobtainable materials and unavailable contractors and uninterested buyers.  Flipping...

Send us Fan Mail The Omaha Bugle presents a scholarly discussion between Adam Von Romer and Jeff Weaver regarding the prospects for strippers seeking to unionize to improve their working conditions.  Even though Adam and Jeff have never set foot in a strip club or even looked at risque pictures on line (well, maybe once or twice), they consider the benefits that would arise from unionizing table d...

Send us Fan Mail The two highest paid correspondents at The Omaha Bugle, Adam Von Romer and Jeff Weaver, talk about the manufacturing process of electric vehicles (EVs) and the reliance of the electric power grid on fossil fuels.  Showing the bossy know-it-all attitude that has endeared them to dozens of fans, Adam and Jeff wonder how EVs can be considered "green" when fossil fuels are u...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Adam talks about his recent medical emergency scare which caused him to go to the hospital.   Adam passed out while sitting in an emergency room but was still asked to fill out paperwork.  Despite the receptionist's apparent lack of enthusiasm for her job, Adam was checked into the hospital.  He was put into a medically-induced coma (not poisoned by one of the...

Send us Fan Mail Adam and Jeff--appearing for the first time at the Palm Beach, Florida, news bureau of  The Omaha Bugle--discuss the government's plan to tackle inflation by injecting several hundred billion dollars into the economy.  (Milton Friedman is probably rolling over in his grave).  They wonder if Nancy Pelosi took her recent trip to Asia (including a stop in Taiwan to enjoy a snack...

Send us Fan Mail After restarting the broadcast from the Palm Beach, Florida studio following the mistaken raid by the FBI, Jeff and Adam continue their discussion about steadily shrinking airline seats.  Jeff offers an innovative double-seating proposal whereby lap-dance aficionados could pay extra to have someone sit on their lap; those agreeing to act as lap-sitters would then be charged a redu...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Adam and Jeff discuss the command and control structure of the Russian military and the lack of innovation in the Russian army in terms of battlefield tactics.  Adam talks about  efforts by countries such as France to seize the mega-yachts and fancy homes of Russian oligarchs--many of whom have mysteriously died after disagreeing with the policies of the Russian go...