The Old Kids Movies

Can you dig it? We're discussing the 2003 Disney flick, Holes. We break down why this movie works for all ages despite the racism, corruption, and suicide scenes (plural).  Want to supper the show? Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram, subscribe on Spotify,  and review us on Apple Podcasts. Thanks a hole lot for all your support! Next week, and Oscar-winning animated movie! It gonna be i...

Ai-ya!   We're celebrating FORTY EPISODES of The Old Kids Movies with the long-awaited 3 Ninjas. How well does this campy movie about ninja kids work in 2021? We discuss and dive into the reasons why this movie has remained so prevalent for millennials. 

Happy Passover! We're revisiting one of Trevor's childhood favorites, The Prince of Egypt, to celebrate. Find out what we think about this epic animated movie 23 years after its release. Please don't forget to write us a review on Apple Podcasts, subscribe to our shown Spotify, and follow us on Instagram and Twitter . 

You just picked up a Wonderball and a VHS of The Shrunken City from your local Blockbuster. Life is good.  Join the old kids as we return to The Shrunken City of Shadar with Lori, George, and Prime. This epitome of kids' straight-to-video movie is filled with action, adventure, and ADR.  Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @oldkidsmovies and on Instagram at @theoldkidsmovies!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! It's your lucky day, since we're releasing our episode early this week. Take a journey with us to Ireland as we revisit this gem of a DCOM. Next week, we're doing The Shrunken City – watch it ahead of time on Amazon Prime. Don't forget to vote in our Best Kids Movie March Madness Bracket all month long on Twitter ! You can also follow us on Instagr...

No school! Grab a cup of hot chocolate and put your copy of Snow Day in your VCR. We revisit this 2000 Nickelodeon movie and discuss the annoying kids, fart jokes, and child endangerment that make us wonder how this movie made $60 million.

Head into hyper time with The Old Kids! We revisit 2002's Clockstoppers to discuss all the bike-riding, blink-182 songs, and cool vibe of its teen characters. Does Clockstoppers still hold up in 2021? Listen and find out! Share your thoughts with us on Twitter and Instagram . 

Don't tell Mom & Dad...we're doing our first PG-13 movie on The Old Kids Movies! It's time to revisit 1998's Small Soldiers. We discuss whether or not it's a "kid's" movie and how well it holds up more than 20 years later. Let us know what you think about Small Soldiers on Twitter and Instagram ! Please don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review!

That's right, Peter Panda – it's time to revisit 2005's The Pacifier! Vin Diesel's family action-comedy turns 16 this year. Join us as we talk about poop jokes, ripping off The Sound of Music, and North Korean Ninjas. Please take a minute to let us know how we're doing with a quick Apple Podcasts review. We'd really appreciate your feedback! You can also follow us on...

Time for another LA movie! We're covering the Frankie Muniz and Amanda Bynes-led prank war film, Big Fat Liar. Join us as we revisit blue dye, big lies, and a cameo from Urkel. Got a minute to spare? Help out the show by writing a quick review on Apple Podcasts, subscribing on Spotify, and following us on Twitter and Instagram! New episodes premiere every #ThrowbackThursday. https://www.insta...

To commemorate Black History Month – and to celebrate this weekend's Super Bowl – we're revisiting the 2000 crowd pleaser, Remember the Titans. We break down the greatness of Denzel, the Gettysburg scenes, and breaking down racial barriers.  Like this episode? Please let us know with a review on Apple Podcasts! You can also follow us online here: Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/the...

And we're back! We're doing our first 80s movie in honor of Trevor's trip to...Caaaalifooorniaaaa.  In The Wizard, a young Fred Savage takes his brother from Utah to California to win a video game tournament, sending his family on a hunt to find him. But does the movie deserve its large cult following? 

Merry Christmas! We've jam-packed SpongeBob, Rugrats, Charlie Brown, Elf, Frosty, Home Alone, and so much more into our first Christmas special, where we count down our 5 favorite Christmas movies, Christmas TV episodes, and made-for-TV Christmas specials.  After this episode, we'll be taking a brief hiatus and returning in early 2021! Until then, you can subscribe to us on Apple and Spo...

Son of a Nutcracker! We couldn't pass up the chance to discuss what might just be the greatest Christmas movie ever made. Join us as we revisit the quotes, performances, and music that make this a modern holiday classic.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram!

SIGN UP FOR OUR PATREON ! You'll earn bonus episodes, exclusive content, and credit in our shows! Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/TheOldKidsMovies All aboard! Between caribou, singing baristas, a hobo, there's a lot that happens on The Polar Express. Follow along as we recount this revolutionary, beloved, and imperfect Christmas movie.  Follow and support the show and the hosts! Su...

SIGN UP FOR OUR PATREON ! You'll earn bonus episodes, exclusive content, and credit in our shows! Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/TheOldKidsMovies Our first Muppet movie – just in time for Christmas! We traverse Muppet London with Scrooge, Gonzo, Rizzo, and more! ----- Follow and support the show and the hosts! Support us on Patreon for as little as $1 Subscribe on Apple (and write us a...

It's Turbo Time! To kick of Christmas season on The Old Kids Movies, we're reviewing  Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1996 film, Jingle All the Way. Join us as we recount spiking a reindeer's water bowl, punching a little person, and a morally questionable conclusion. Don't forget, we're on Instagram and Twitter! ------------- Subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. If you f...

A Will Ferrell kids movie, or a kids movie with Will Ferrell? We discuss the 2005 soccer movie that indulges in coffee and underutilizes Josh Hutcherson.  Follow us on social media! Twitter: @OldKidsMovies Instagram: @TheOldKidsMovies

One of the most notorious "kids" movies ever released, Kangaroo Jack delivers violence, sex, and action to its young audience...but look, a talking kangaroo! But are the merits of Kangaroo Jack enough to make up for its missteps? One of us thinks so. The other does not.  Subscribe to the show, and follow us on Twitter and Instagram! Twitter: https://twitter.com/oldkidsmovies Instagram: h...

Perhaps the most divisive movie between us, James and the Giant Peach blends music, claymation, and heavy mentions of child abuse. Let us know what you think of the movie on Twitter! We're @OldKidsMovies. 

It's our first double feature! We go back to Halloweentown in this episode alongside the Cromwell witch family and discuss why this movie and franchise are still held in such high regard 22 years later. 

An Oxford comma isn't the only thing missing from this 1993 TV movie starring Mary-Kate and Ashley. Revisit a time when the Olsen twins were the two most important people in your lives after your parents with Double, Double, Toil and Trouble – a bewitching Halloween movie with some ham-handed life lessons that sometimes work and sometimes don't. We're on Twitter! Follow us at Twitte...

Childhood ruined. In this episode, we waste no time declaring the introduction of Hillary Duff to the world does not hold up – and as much as it pains us, we break down all the reasons why.  Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/OldKidsMovies!

We're on Twitter! Follow us at https://twitter.com/oldkidsmovies .  This week, we're tuning on to Disney Channel for the 2000 Halloween DCOM Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire. While we're at odds on its merits, we enjoyed how perfectly it captured the early-autumn feel and the throwback to classic vampire flicks, and we cringed at the ending and some of the poorly aged plot point...

SIGN UP FOR OUR PATREON ! You'll earn bonus episodes, exclusive content, and credit in our shows! Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/TheOldKidsMovies Another outing with Mystery, Inc.! We chat about the 2002 live-action outing of Scooby-Doo. Between the production design, the references to the classic cartoon, and the copious amount of adult jokes, there's a ton to revisit in this mov...