The Occupod

I'd like to acknowledge the podcast is set in the traditional lands of the Italian-American people, and that Delthis Prime is their home then and always. The throne agents try negotiating with some primitives, and stumble into an old friend.

You can tell we're good roleplayers because the sneezes are acknowledged in character. The boys get in a stinky bag, and meet an actual real life crime lord (like in the holodramas).

The one time we go to a planet where a character has some familial connections and they exploit every last tenuous link for plot. The boys get unsure on how to access the Underhive, and use a delicious sandwich as a bargaining chip.

Pro tip to my fellow GMs: If you mention a comedy show in game, you should probably write some jokes for it. The boys muddle their way out of a hotel, chat with a xenos, and kickstart a young comedian's career in observational humour.

I'd like to apologise for the coughing in this episode. Some players have poor mic technique.  The boys order some food, and get in a scrap.

It's a new planet, a new adventure, and the same old accents. The party give a taxi driver a controversial rating, and discover a horrifying secret from Torra's past.

I'm sure this is a lovely downtime episode with nothing odd happening whatsoever. The boys catch up on the Ruggerball, and get some well earned sleep.

Well that was an absolute nightmare to edit. But, hopefully not a nightmare to listen to.  The boys make a dramatic entrance, and make a hasty exit.

At this point 40% of the party is made from adopted NPCs, and 90% of Torra's weaponry is looted. The boys try to find a way into the fortress, and chunder everywhere .

That's a damn good menu. The boys arm the locals, and attend a bar mitzvah. 

Ain't war hell? The boys sneak around, and bring in the big guns.

They'll make all these plans and ignore them next session, just you wait and see. The boys insult the diseased, and decide on what to do with the Blades of Vresh.

Man I wish Orphamiel was here. The boys make contact, and make some tough calls.

Hey man, wanna buy some drugs? The boys lose their ride, and their sanity. 

Neigh for the living! Neigh for the dead! Lupercal! Lupercal! The boys split up to cover more ground, and recruit a horse to the Inquisitorial cause.

This whole adventure is just me being nostalgic for Lawrence of Arabia, a film I watched at a far too young age. The boys butcher a horse, and flash their fancy gear in the faces of the locals.

Where is this Drive Thru? My players come to me, cap in hand, offering plot points and I lap them up, thirsty. The boys get some fast food, and try to purchase narcotics.

Now watch this drive! The boys finish their investigation, and Laine gives them a new mission.

In a surprise to everyone, the segmentum's favourite detectives inch closer to a conclusion. The boys do some torture, and do some sleuthing.

Oh boy I hope there aren't any bad Scottish accents in this one. That would certainly annoy one of the players, and maybe two listeners. The boys dig into their investigation, and Torra faces his greatest enemy yet.

ROLL A PISS CHECK. The boys search for the truth, and do some sickass quadbike tricks.

Listen in awe as your humble DM does 3 different voices! The boys go back to school, and get back to trouble.

Does the microphone quality ever improve? Omnissiah willing, it will. The boys get a promotion, and get some burgers.

What's that? You don't like five hours of dice rolling? Well you've come to the wrong place. The boys bring this act to a conclusion, and try to get as many one liners in as possible.

We beat on, boats against the current. The boys get some allies, and get on the beers.