the objective JERK

Ever wondered why some podcasts stick to rigid schedules while others wait for those moments of inspiration? Join me as I candidly reflect on my podcasting journey amidst the relentless rain of a tropical storm. I reminisce about the mixed reactions to my takes on filmmakers like Zack Snyder and Quentin Tarantino, and share why I believe trailer reactions struggle in an audio-only format. We'...

Ever wondered how today's technology shapes our understanding of the world, often in ways that are both hilarious and daunting? Join me, the Objective Jerk, as I tackle the tangled web of staying organized while navigating the endless stream of current events from the Philippines. From the chuckles induced by recent Secret Service memes to the personal chaos of managing breaking news, this ep...

Was the recent shooting incident involving former President Trump a coordinated attack or a tragic failure of security protocols? Join us in this compelling episode of the Objective Jerk as we break down the immediate rush to judgment and the flood of conspiracy theories that dominated social media, particularly Facebook. We express our frustration with the misinformation swirl and question the au...

Could the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump mark a sinister new chapter in American politics? Join me, The Objective Jerk, as I offer my raw, unfiltered thoughts on this shocking event and its implications. We break down the theory that this could be the next desperate move after failed "kangaroo courts" and dissect wild speculations about political motivations behind the atta...

Do you ever feel like modern cinema just doesn't hit the same anymore? Join me, the Objective Jerk, as I share my growing frustration with Hollywood's current offerings and my yearning for the golden days of classic films. From annoying theater audiences to lackluster movies, I've got plenty to gripe about. Despite my long-standing love for comic book movies, upcoming releases like...

Ever wondered why Hollywood keeps churning out sequels nobody asked for? Gladiator 2 has landed, and we're diving headfirst into the trailer that has everyone talking. Join me, the Objective Jerk, as I grapple with the highs and lows of this unexpected follow-up featuring Denzel Washington and directed by Ridley Scott. From the baffling trend of trailers before trailers to the curious casting...

Ever wondered how navigating the streets of Manila could feel like a real-life video game? Join me as I recount my recent trip to the bustling city of Manila, where I faced the notorious traffic, dealt with an expired license, and experienced the quirks of Filipino driving culture firsthand. From the frenetic driving habits of our van driver to the curious differences spotted at the local Olive Ga...

An introvert juggles home renovations amidst the chaos of caring for new puppies. I share my personal journey, including the emotional rollercoaster of discovering our beloved Pinoy Aspen puppy had fallen ill. Recalling my heartbreaking past experiences with Parvo, I detail the frantic moments of finding a bloody stool and the urgent actions we took to safeguard our pets. Along the way, I highligh...

Dealing with the chaos of home renovations can be a maddening experience—especially when you're grappling with a pervasive depressive mood and the triggers of PTSD. How do you stay composed when everything around you feels like it's falling apart? Join me, your host, as I confront the frustrations of having contractors in my home. From unexpected changes in plans to the unbearable smell...

Are iconic franchises like Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Lord of the Rings being ruined by misguided attempts to cater to specific audiences? We make a bold case that recent marketing strategies are not just costly but also detrimental to these beloved series. Join us for a candid critique that questions why high costs and low viewership seem to plague today's blockbuster shows and movies. Fr...

Is the legal system rigged against Trump supporters? Tune in as I unleash a fiery critique on the current political climate, drawing some controversial historical comparisons to highlight the injustice I see in today's legal battles. Alongside this intense debate, I extend a heartfelt shout-out to my old high school friend Christine, who has recently started listening to the podcast. Switchin...

Becoming a godfather isn't just about the title; it's a journey filled with laughter, reflection, and the occasional awkward family photo. Join me as I traverse the complexities of this new role, while peeling back the layers of childhood politics that emerged during my son's school election. This episode is a mosaic of personal tales, from managing ADHD amidst the whirlwind of hobb...

Ever faced the daunting challenge of breathing new life into an old space with creativity as your only currency? Well, I've been right there, tearing down walls in my Philippine abode, forging a living space that's less about cash splashes and more about crafty dashes. The Objective Jerk is back, dear listeners, and this episode is all about the serpentine economy, my 'hobo remodeli...

Embark on a cinematic journey through the lens of Zack Snyder's filmography as we dissect the nuances of his signature style and the strong reactions it elicits within the critic community. This episode peels back the layers of Snyder's work, from the slow-motion spectacle to the moments where the narrative blurs, and we offer a candid take on the films that resonate with us and those th...

Awakening from a spell of depression, I find myself grappling with a complex web of issues that tug at the very fabric of our society. We begin by examining the hushed discourse surrounding the Nashville shooter, an event that was shrouded in deafening silence by mainstream media. The shooter's transgender identity, I argue, has led to an unsettling reluctance to engage in necessary conversat...

Ever wondered how a Quentin Tarantino film can leave you reeling, yet craving more? Buckle up, cinephiles, as we take a no-holds-barred tour of Tarantino's eclectic filmography. From the gritty opening scenes of "Reservoir Dogs" to the unexpected twists in "The Hateful Eight," I'm spilling my rankings and candid thoughts, holding nothing back. You're invited to w...

Rising from the ashes of a creative sabbatical, yours truly, the Objective Jerk, has circled back to the airwaves with musings that traverse the unpredictable terrain of motivation and the curious practice of demarcating podcast seasons. Imagine, if you will, a podcast odyssey that stretches from the whimsical early days alongside "American Kalbo" to the stark silence of a break and the...

Ever missed out on an April Fool's prank that you wish you'd pulled off? I come clean about the shenanigans that could have been with my kids and reflect on an Easter adventure that went beyond the usual chocolate egg frenzy. Amid the laughter, we slide into a more sobering conversation sparked by a social media post - a candid exploration of the perplexing ways society sometimes values...

Ever found yourself wistfully reminiscing about the golden days of action cinema, where testosterone and explosions ruled the screen? That's exactly where I found myself recently, pouring over memories of watching "Commando" and "Predator" with my grandfather, and how those moments framed my views on Hollywood's take on realism. Join the conversation as I dissect the...

Ever been caught in a red tape nightmare? That's where you'll find me in our latest episode, as I unravel the annual ordeal of submitting my kids' birth certificates for a tennis tournament. It's a tale that pits the invaluable against the bureaucratic, where the fear of losing original documents looms large, and the lack of trustworthy family stateside turns a paperwork proble...

As a former soldier, the discipline from my army days unexpectedly became my ally in confronting the daily battles of mental health. From the moment the sun peeks above the horizon, my mission is to maintain a routine that steadies the unpredictable waves of mood swings. Today's episode walks you through my morning rituals, the deep comfort I find in the pages of the Bible, and the raw truth...

Ever wondered how the competitive edge in your kid's pageant could mirror the cutthroat world of movie franchises? Join me as I reflect on personal experiences with my son's recent pageant performance—where, despite a stellar show, another act's similarity seemed to eclipse his—and draw parallels to the strategic timing plays I've observed in the industry. Revel in our shared p...

Struggling through the fog of depression and the rollercoaster of a possible bipolar disorder, I've had my fair share of tough days, and today's chat is a candid take on those challenges. Reflecting on a therapy session that missed the mark, I peel back the layers on how mood swings can unexpectedly disrupt our journey to wellness. The episode takes an intriguing turn as I recount my day...

As I traverse the winding path of America's political and social terrain, it's hard not to feel a sense of longing for a more stable tomorrow. Memories of my service days come rushing back, painting a vivid picture of the critical role Iraqi interpreters played, intertwined with stories of loyalty and deceit. We're considering bringing on a former interpreter, now making his mark as...

When tragedy strikes on a movie set, the repercussions ripple beyond the immediate horror, sparking debates and demanding a closer look at the practices we often take for granted. That's exactly where we venture this episode, dissecting the layers of the Alec Baldwin shooting incident, a harsh reminder of the price of negligence. With the spotlight on the inexperienced armorer, Hannah Gutierr...