The No Nonsense Show - A Funny Experiment In Black Experience

The No Nonsense Show Episode #685 Jamie Mack had a flashback to his early days of alternative thinking. He was disrespected in the grocery store parking lot and let his anger get the best of him. It ended with him spitting on someone’s property and peeling out with little care in the world. His only concern was that he may have passed them the Delta Variant. Not that people have died for less, but...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #684 Tonight, we celebrate. 46 years on this rock. The summers grow shorter and Mack wants me to drink my few prime years away. As a rule, if you are pouring the shots, you can’t touch the top of each shot glass. No Smooth on this episode. So more alcohol for the rest of us. Did French Reggy get married to Issa Rae over the weekend? I swear our host and Issa’s husband...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #683 We have to apologize for not having a premium episode of Smoke Session last week. No one let me know that it didn’t come out. We will put out two this week to make up for it. This is what happens when you let smokers be in charge of content. Jamie Mack is in denial about the way French Reggy stretched him and made him feel. Sadly, French jumped on board and Mack r...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #682 Jamie Mack is back and the show is better for it (and by better I mean that he talks over everyone else) (I mean he brings the energy). Smooth starts us off talking about how his weight loss was recorded in a group chat picture of a scale showing that someone weighed 215 pounds. Even if that were him, 215 is still obese for a man pretending to be 5’10”. And it is...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #681 Jamie Mack had to call in today and Smooth tried to use this as an opportunity to miss another show. Nope, show is on. However, this may be the end of the road for Smooth. His new job may make it difficult for him to be a part of the Nonsense. Have you noticed that recently there have been a few instances of someone having over a billion dollars mistakenly deposit...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #680 If you thought Jaye Smooth’s fight record was impressive, you didn’t know about Young Regg. He is sitting at an impressive 5 and 1. He is known in his middle and high school as a killer. The type of dude who offers no mercy. Even when he is winning he will do something outlandish to let you know he is beating you. Kick, stomp, BITE! Now that I have been working fr...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #679 Jamie Mack has a condition. I truly believe this now. I support and vouch for him that he cannot help it. He happened to be in the neighborhood on Sunday during the Hawks Game 7 stomping of the Sixers and decided to stop by. I was in the process of getting an in-house tattoo. He saw that I was in pain and decided to engage me in conversation. Meanwhile I am trying...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #678 Do you respect your friend’s time? DO you consider people that don’t respect your time, friends? Jamie Mack and French Reggy staged a betrayal against me last week on their premium episode. Why? Because I refuse to hang out with them anymore. They were late many times. Obviously, they don’t respect my time or me. So I retired. The Great Resignation is upon us. No...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #677 Capitalism is great until you experience the dark side of it. Inflation is something that we have grown up with and so it is easy to swallow. The pandemic last year changed a lot of things in a speedy way. The ramifications of this landed on my doorstep. There is a chicken wing shortage and it directly affects me. In Atlanta, you would be hard pressed to find a 10...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #676 Jamie Mack got lost on Lake Lanier and French Reggy thanks the lord that the Ghosts of Lake Lanier didn’t get Jamie Mack. He actually does have a history with the lake. It took one of his childhood buddies and he has never returned. Fast forward to years later, French has fallen for the ghost stories that have popped up over time. Did I mention that he totally bel...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #675 Jamie Mack was in a beet mood. Is that a thing? I don’t think so, but he had far too many beets. The next day his poop was a bloody mess. Not bloody…beety. He saw this and began his hypochondriatic episode. He called his wife and the nurse line to find out how long he had to live. Turns out he just had Beeturia. Even as I typed that I fully expected to have the li...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #674 Jamie Mack is sitting in layover hell in an airport somewhere in the middle of the country. So Kit joins us for this episode. French immediately expects her to speak for all woman-kind. But she ended up being late more like Jamie Mack. Black-fishing is where a non-black person takes on attributes or characteristics of black people. You have seen the white model wi...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #673 Would you say that French Reggy is agreeable? Most people would. However, listeners that have been around for a while know that this is not how French was in the beginning. He has “matured” to this new form of agreeability. While listening to one of the Premium Episodes, I have unearthed why. French has learned to become the person you want him to be. But we need...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #672 Jamie Mack thought he found the perfect doctor that tested for prostate cancer through blood. Well, that guy was on vacation for his recent check-up. He figured this out as the nurse was carting in the gallon sized lube container. The nurse asked him to kindly roll his sleeve down and then roll his drawers down so she could get him lubed up for the doctor. Begrudg...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #671 Mack can’t go on vacation anymore because he never wants to return to work. So on this vacation he hatched a plan for early retirement involving jet-skis and beach cruisers. Don’t worry, I talked him off of the ledge. But just in case some of you other people think you can hire bums as cheap labor…you can’t. They have to have a SSN provable by card. French Reggy h...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #670 You know, being B-Honest is hard to do. But you know what is easy? Sitting back and letting logic run its course. Every now and then I make a point and eventually good ole Jamie Mack comes right on around. It happened twice on this episode. Just remember speaking things into existence and Household appliance insurance. Sadly, Mack is going through a household melt...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #669 Jamie Mack starts the show off with an apology. You know who you are and you know what he did. You aren’t going to get this humility very often. I suggest that even though it is clumsy, you find a way to find solace in its intention. I want to give a PSA to all of the black people riding around with “Test Drive” on the back of their cars. I am not sure people even...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #668 Smooth was probably touched by his scout master. We didn’t know that until this episode. Now we can’t go back to an unmolested Smooth. Sadly, hurt people hurt people. So now we may have uncovered why he is so terrible in relationships. French has proof that Haitians get kidnapped easily. One day on Facebook Live, a group of churchgoers were abruptly interrupted fr...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #667 Mack believe that rodents can enter your house through the toilet. Sure, we have all seen the movie where the pile of rats overwhelms the NYC apartment building and climbs up 24 flights of plumbing pipe to get into the people’s house, right? NO! There is a new COVID scare coming. We need to embrace for doom. At least that is what the new director of the CDC thinks...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #666 With an active shooter live in Colorado, and us being fresh on the heels of a mass spa shooting, it makes sense that the gun laws are about to get attacked again. Jamie Mack has never bought a stolen gun from a store, so he doesn’t seem to think cleaning up civilians homes of guns will bleed out into the guns in the street. I am all for gun rights, but how much co...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #665 Smooth brought us a new drink to sample. You can stop there. Smooth isn’t a drinker. Rule of thumb…Never let a non-drinker suggest a drink. Mind you Smooth started his drinking tenure addicted to Zima. If you are too young to remember Zima, this was a drink for the wine cooler crowd. But just an awful tasting version of a wine cooler. If you listen to this show of...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #664 All Star Weekend went off without a hitch…As long as multiple murders and a gang of violence is what you were expecting. One woman said that they didn’t stop hitting her until she exploded blood from her face. The NBA claimed that there was not going to be an All-Star Weekend. No one got the memo? Jamie Mack wants to pervert his son’s first experience. Planning ou...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #663 I had an attempt on my ghetto card. Someone tried to tell me that Tre is a common nickname for someone that is the 3rd of their birth name. For instance, Ronald Clark III would be nicknamed Tre. I have never heard of this. I don’t know anyone named Tre for this reason. Tre is short for Tremaine. This person flamed up at an Asian for not knowing Tre meant 3 and the...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #662 Does everyone agree that there are some names that are just synonymous with certain activities? Like Strawberry is prolly a streetwalker. Maybe not yet, if she is a kid. But one day… Yeah well, there are a few names that only belong to thieves. See if you agree with our choice. Is there any one endorsement that would make you feel okay about taking the vaccine? Ob...

The No Nonsense Show Episode #661 Ahh Yes…There is no ride quite like it. You go from an entirely unique and exclusive thought to complete acquiescence within a short period of time. Who says Reggy doesn’t stick to his guns? EVERYBODY!!! This episode is no different. I would provide ample show notes about which topics we worked through, however, Jamie Mack didn’t allow us to get to any topics. He...