The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Nikki shouldn’t have to go on a tirade for rich people to understand that they need to help out their less fortunate family members with no strings attached. Nikki is proud to have this responsibility and is no longer interested in the theatrics of buying expensive gifts for loved ones. NNikki’s new social media guru, Emily, is the Gen Z vibe queen she’s been missing. They’re all wondering how mor...

Hot off the presses: Nikki is set to host the 82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards on CBS! She’s finally ready to spill the tea on the biggest secret she’s been keeping. As she preps for this huge moment, she’s trying to stay calm and not have a freak out two weeks in advance. Could being obsessed with the book The Color of Everything and paleontology help with her mindset? Or maybe sleeping in 58 degr...

Nikki wanted an extended hang, so she invited her sister Lauren to join the pod. They got to reminiscing about childhood trouble and laughed about the time they really ticked off Julie. Over the weekend, Brian hit his 'spiral of insanity' while making small talk. Nikki's had a major epiphany after listening to a Sam Harris pod and is wondering if she's low-key in a cult. As she climbs the Hollywoo...

Nikki’s face got cut, but it’s really not a big deal. Honestly, she’s probably the best person to accidentally cut. Brian talks about how proud he is of his wife for learning to handle bees without freaking out. He also remembers a time when Nikki got socked in the face. They chat about relationships and whether it’s ever okay to snoop on your partner’s phone, love, and how attraction to others is...

The Emmys are just around the corner, and Brian can see Nikki absolutely slaying her acceptance speeches. Nikki’s slowly getting into the groove of being culturally relevant. While waiting for her Starbucks, small talk turns into some awkward flirting, and Nikki’s like, “Can we just cut to the chase?” Blake Lively is all over the headlines, and Nikki’s determined to show why she’ll be just fine in...

Chris is determined to get back on track with his health and his trusty blueberry smoothie helps him get on his way. Nikki's game plan is to keep away from carbs and the dreaded calorie count. Yoga in Australia is way more chill than in the US. Get this, Nikki is not a perfectionist. Nikki and Chris were super close to buying a house but bailed on the bidding war. Now she’s on the hunt for a new p...

Nikki and Chris are giving the lowdown on their Vienna trip. Despite all the travel chaos and the Eras Tour getting canceled, Nikki still managed to sing her heart out while the rest of her crew explored the city. Even though getting news of Taylor Swift’s concerts being canceled was a major bummer for Nikki, it actually inspired her and her sister Lauren to drop a viral song that Entertainment To...

When your vacation plans get rerouted from Vienna to Washington, D.C., having the right squad makes all the difference. Nikki, Chris, her sister Lauren, and her brother-in-law Matt turned their unexpected detour into a bestie hang. Nikki shares amusing stories of some unwarranted confrontations she faced at the airport and a museum. Chris observed that Nikki’s quick decisions are a key to her succ...

Nikki's best bud Lara is finally joining the pod, and after over a decade of friendship, she's discovering something totally weird about Nikki. Meanwhile, Nikki’s been on this wild concert spree—she caught Counting Crows with Taylor and then hit up Phish last night with Lara. The gals dish about their Phish experience, including their box seats views and an epic experience in the music production...

Nikki & Brian welcome back producer Noa, who has a new role: being a parent. Nikki’s taking charge and setting the rules for her dog after a wild adventure in the garage, while Brian is thrilled about his wife’s fantastic new job opportunity. As Nikki and Chris dive into planning their financial future and house-hunting, Nikki admits she's not the biggest fan of the search or small talk—but sh...

Nikki once tried a serum and walked away with a blue neck. Brian who is now munching on three nuts a day thanks to a bestie is fuming over Deadpool & Wolverine's multiverse mess. What's all the hype over the 2024 Olympics? Nikki just doesn't get it, she'd rather watch a tutorial on the Heimlich for dogs or The Dodo. Brian was shocked when he saw someone he knew acting couhl. Nikki can be compa...

Nikki and Brian talk about their recent run into therapy and getting centered. Lots of new things happening in their lives and who knew taking care of your mental health was priority. Plus, have you all been stirring your deodorant lately? Nikki doesn't want to Jason Mraz backstage because she was tired. I mean, who hasn't been in that situation? Final destination visions are happening with Nikki...

Nikki and Brian are joined by the hilarious Dan St. Germain ( Dance Fatty, Dance! on YouTube ). They discuss movies of evil A.I. and technology, it turns out they just might be polyamorous. Nikki had a podcast appearance cancel and she now has free time. What will she do with it? The three talk about "goals of the day" and how amazing it feels to cross those things off the list. Final thought: Nik...

Nikki and Brian talk about their dog-sitting stories ranging from STL to Las Vegas. Puppy tricks and yearning for a big backyard soon change when "Hall Ball" is introduced. Nikki wants to move to Amsterdam (who doesn't?) and frequently checks home listings, is this where she retires? The language is already hard to learn, but we are fans of "hoofdingang". Also, we do an Ingrid Andress video watch...

Nikki reassembles the crew: Chris Convy, Brian Frange, and Andrew Collin to bring you a hilariously unhinged episode. They recount the ESPYs and sing their hearts out to Lonely Island and Always Sunny in Philadelphia tunes. Remember Space Olympics and Nightman ? Because we sure don't remember the lyrics! Andrew shares his story of being mugged recently in Venice, plus Nikki meets NFL coach icon: A...

Nikki and Chris tune in from Zurich, Switzerland to talk all things Eras Tour. Each time seeing Taylor has been a different experience. Conversations go everywhere as they discuss oddities and diseases humans get - you had us at alien hand syndrome. Nikki continues to learn more from her social media manager and got another parent in the tabloids: dad and talks about the latest viral moment. Nikki...

Nikki and her mother Julie tune in from a Dublin hotel. Brian joins in for a couple of minutes until we lose him. We already miss you, Brian! Nikki shares her recent depression attack and Julie is able to console her and talk about haunting topics like squats in the morning and affirmations. Plus, Julie addresses the viral video for calling Julia Robert's actions "gross" for rubbing Travis Kelce....

Nikki is joined by her mother Julie and Brian is tuning in from a conference room in Culver City. Julie shares her story about her first shoplifting experience and how it brought shame to her family. Plus, "Human Centipede" is brought up. Don't worry, everyone is doing fine! The Glaser summer vacation is almost in full swing and we are so happy that it involves the Taylor Swift Eras tour. Final th...

Nikki and Brian share their love/hate relationship with improv comedy, plus a game Brian invented. Stories of regretful career moves arise and we all relate to these moments. Nikki talks about her Sphere experience and her big Europe trip to see Taylor Swift in multiple cities. She has tickets to some of the shows, but some are TBD aka fingers are crossed. Nikki must get the Travis Kelce cameo off...

Nikki is reunited with Brian and joined by Chris Convy in this episode. Brian talks about his surgery and how his gallbladder was a size of a condom - not sure if we are talking wrapper or balloon. Nikki discusses her interactions at the airport and how to befriend airport employees. Nikki and Chris still haven't landed on a name for their dog. A brainstorming and honesty session about puppy names...

Nikki holds down the studio while Brian recovers from surgery and is joined by special guest stand-up comedian/creator of the new serial podcast #1 Dad, Gary Vider. They both discuss his childhood and what it was like living with a con man father. He also recaps his Internet viral story of impersonating a Sports Illustrated for Kids reporter in the 90s. He met Michael Jordan and more through this...

What does it mean to have a "toothy smile"? Nikki and Brian dissect the backhanded compliment and come to the conclusion: just tell someone they have a nice smile. Plus, "girls chat" get into talks about "dirty Bluey" and what to watch out for in cartoons. Australia seems too cool of a country to hide hidden meanings in children's animation. Nikki shares her PETA letter to SeaWorld. Final thought:...

Nikki is joined by her mom, Julie, and a new puppy (fostering, but maybe forever?) Brian chimes in about algorithm talks and how it doesn't exist or is even real. Nikki talks about her upcoming guest spots on The Masked Singer (sadly, she isn't one of the contestants...bummer). The three discuss John Wick and the artistic interpretation of Donald Trump. Nikki gets into the documentary Dancing for...

Nikki is in studio with friend of the show, Taylor McGraw, while Brian patches in from  La La Land. The topic of food waste comes up and leads to the conversation of Nikki being a "chugger" her whole life. Nikki is now 40 and talks about her birthday celebrations and the gifts and cards she received, highlighting some iconic poetry. Plus, Nikki is getting inducted into her high school hall of fame...

Nikki is back in St. Louis and talking to Brian about the J.Lo documentary and how much production went into the making of the film. It makes Nikki a J.Lo stan and takes back everything she has said in the past about her. Both discuss the art of seduction and review the latest headline: "Someday You'll Die" breaks streaming record on HBO! We get the deets on how Nikki is manifesting a lot of stuff...