The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Between you and Nikki she is trying to manage her relationship with her parents better and getting her sister in on the book that will help with that. Andrew is in Chicago and wonders how Nikki is spending her time in the apartment alone while doing vocal warm ups. They are both having a positive relationship with working out, which might be why Nikki shared something very embarrassing. You Heard...

Between You and Nikki, she is feeling close to you and grateful to be asked to play the music she has been working on during the IG live sessions. Andrew might not sleep so well tonight after recalling a part of his origin story which involves his second time being in jail. You Heard It Here First, dating apps are trying, life imitating art of emergency rescue TV shows and a sports moment that inv...

Between you and Nikki there's a rainbow at the end of a storm. Andrew asks Nikki for her origin story, in which she shares all the drama from drama class and that she was not a class clown. You Heard it Here First: Unexpected pranks are not boring after all, stay cool if your credit card declines and YES! We would totally watch a queer version of The Batchelor. In Finish My Sentence, Nikki and And...

Between you and Nikki she's in a car to the airport reflecting on why people feel too uncomfortable asking for the things they want or don't want. Andrew discusses the quantity of I love you. You Heard It Here First, the challenge of podcasting on milk crates, changing your situation can be therapy and 48 Hours with Dennis Rodman. In Nikki's Reddit Dump we learn temperature conversion tricks, abou...

Between you and Nikki she loves to play word games, tried blush way too young and wants to want to be a cat lady. Andrew is surrounded by kids and keeping sane with his girlfriend. The news goes off the rails when Producer Noa hoped for positive news stories but lands on one of the best things on the internet. For Top1 Bottom1 they try to talk about the latest thing they did for themselves. In the...

Between you and Nikki she had to blur her eyes again but she couldn't do it hard enough. Andrew is visiting his family and seems to have rabies on the brain. You Heard It Here First, how to cover up peeing in the shower, coffee burns, waking up early and a sports story about dating with a disability. Fanthrax mail is exactly what Nikki and Andrew want to hear and in the Final Thought, Nikki wonder...

Between you and Nikki, White Lotus is ok and she knows where the orange hue on the studio chair is from. Andrew enjoyed seeing Nikki spend time with her dad EJ who has a peculiar taste in shoes. Nikki realizes that Andrew's childhood toys were from before he was born and she has an uncanny talent at figuring out the years these toys were produced. You Heard It Here First, hosting TV as a comedian,...

Between you and Nikki, she wonders if she should give up her last name and looks to David Spade's book for inspiration. Andrew creates a loud crash and then explains it. They discuss repetitiveness, bite sizes and attraction. You Heard It Here First topics include: intimacy and sexual desire, social media and Mama June. Nikki's Reddit Dump teaches us a lot about pleasure and stuff we learned too l...

Nikki ponders how we used to spend our time as kids when we couldn't go outside and also takes you through her latest Sephora haul. Andrew is ok with convenience but Nikki likes to walk an extra mile at the airport. You Heard it Here First, how do you dispose of a sex doll?, RIP OnlyFans, another unfortunate 'Ledge Head' and a gratuitous battle of the nerds. In the Top1 Bottom1 they discuss childh...

Between you and Nikki, she loved an early morning karaoke session with besties. She is still not smoking weed despite all the pot signs in her world. Andrew again had the midnight runs and realized that he needs to slow down on cauliflower pizza. They talk about relationships, communication and autonomy. You Heard It Here First, No, we will not be in your 'metaverse', a sad cab ride, Ric Flair is...

It's Fboy Island Season 2 on HBO MAX announcement day but there is so much more to dig into from Season 1. Nikki and Andrew are joined by CJ Franco, Josh McDonald and Garrett Morosky. Lots of behind the scenes stories, shocking revelations that even Nikki the show's Executive Producer didn't know about, who is together today and who might be together in the future! Learn more about your ad-choices...

Between you and Nikki she is loving thy self! Andrew walked straight into embarrassment this morning and feels bad to delay the FBoy episode. In the news, friendship appreciation, you really can't masturbate where ever, Garrett Morosky's text to Nikki and love bombing vs limerence. Nikki finds some intriguing questions in her Reddit Dump and a Final Thought about love language. Learn more about yo...

Between you and Nikki she has specific superstitions. Andrew is lamenting saying good-bye to his girlfriend and Nikki has reopened a book she closed a long a time ago. You Heard it Here First: Phrases that are commonly said wrong but not by Nikki, Andrew has a theory about why men do stupid things on dates and no one cares about stinky celebrities. In the Top 1 Bottom 1, they talk about candy and...

Between you and Nikki, going on IG live with besties was more fun than watching Mr. Corman. Andrew and Nikki discuss the reality of hooking up with a guy who has ED as opposed to how the show portrays it. You Heard it Here First: it's easy to spot a narcissist politician, kids and sleepovers and a coach who wants to make history in the NBA for her skills. Fanthrax takes an interesting turn and in...

Between you and Nikki emotions are out of order and so was the taping of the show. Nikki and Andrew welcome Tom Scharpling who's life is currenly in a new book called: It Never Ends: A Memoir with Nice Memories! You Heard it Here First, tattoos on kids, the problem with having a large penis and Nikki has a theory about why Machine Gun Kelly shaved his head. In the Blankest Thing You've Ever done,...

Between you and Nikki, there is a need to discuss the season finale of the Bachelorette. Andrew shares his take on it too and they both reveal some secrets of reality TV shows. You Heard it Here First, more of the Bachelorette, deal breakers that are obvious and Keith Urban is right not to care about Nicole Kidman's sex scenes. Nikki's Reddit Dump includes odd jobs and odd heels. And in the Final...

Between you and Nikki, everyone has a dating history and it's ok to see it on social media. Nikki lets Andrew in on the chain she has going with her closest girlfriends and their latest inside joke. You Heard it Here First, Andrew crushes the headlines with his personal story that is out of this world. They cover their Top1 Bottom1 "touches" and in the Final Thought Nikki and Andrew share their la...

Between you and Nikki, take your meds and try to get your angry friends to talk. Andrew helped Nikki make a birthday call to her dad EJ and he got to hear the infamous horizontal tooth story. In the news, profane parrots, how to maybe avoid prostate cancer, Andrew meets a layered man and a cat steals an MLB game. Listeners send Fanthrax from around the world and in the Final Thought, Andrew leaves...

Between you and Nikki it is not fun struggling with the idea that you are a 'stained person'. Andrew is dealing with missing his girlfriend by being giddy and cleaning the apartment. You Heard it Here First, it sucks to have anger issues, kangaroos can be ice breakers, breadcrumbing that is not on Andrew's mattress and the greatest women supporting each other! To celebrate a newly created subreddi...

Between you and Nikki, she is wondering how Andrew doesn't have a prep bag and how he is able to enjoy looking at his own self. Andrew is care free when Nikki goes through her hair routine. You Heard It Here First, a very bad first date, bad FBI practices and forgiving the past. Nikki's reddit dump contains unintentional humor and a frustrated baby and in the Final Thought they talk about a recent...

Between you and Nikki, San Antonio rubbed off on her. Andrew is filling his girlfriend's side of the bed with popcorn now that she's gone. Nikki reflects on her her depression and cleanliness go hand in hand. In the news, getting electrocuted, Orcas are the incels of the sea and A-Rod's thirst trap. Everyone felt guilty over naming their bottom 1 couple but felt good naming the top. And in the Fin...

Having to shift away from normal format to clear out some Fanthrax, Nikki, Andrew and Noa enjoy nothing more than hearing from Besties. Make sure you also share your comments! Link to our voicemail app is available on our Instagram @nikkiglaserpod bio or send us a voice memo or email to TheNikkiGlaserPodcast@gmail.com. Remember 5 sentences or less... we have a short attention span ;). Learn more a...

Between you and Nikki, success all comes down to putting in the hours. Andrew says goodbye to his girlfriend but not before introducing her to his family. Nikki wants besties and Andrew to ask for what they want, especially when they are paying for goods and services. You Heard it Here First, hygiene habits, songs that help us connect and the anxiety guys have when they ghost girls. They play Esth...

Between you and Nikki this is the time to confront character defects. Andrew relieved his stress from shopping at Ikea by swinging some balls. Nikki had a life epiphany when she previewed HBO Max's FBoy Island for her girlfriends last night. You Heard it Here First, crock attack in Mexico, lonely sea turtles, reptiles in salads, unused gift cards and unlikely actors fulfilling their roles. In Nikk...

Between you and Nikki, being able to surrender and let go of expectations can be a gift. Broadcasting from Tulum, Mexico, Nikki is amongst her best friends and last night Kerstin made her laugh harder than anyone. Andrew is wrapping his head around period sex and Nikki recommends a lube job. You heard it here first, women in sports need not be sexualized, Andrew shares an inside story, another unf...