The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Between you and Nikki, she is catching the winter blues, so much that her mouth turns into a jazz saxophone. Andrew is a little sick, which makes them ponder a great question about thermometers. They discuss the upside of men being sick and wearing masks. You Heard It Here First! guess the murder weapon, murky history, elderly modern approach to entertainment and JLaw's annoyance is understandable...

Between you and Nikki, she's slowly finding clarity on a bad habit she wants to break. Nikki and Andrew discuss what they would be like at a College Bar and how much things have changed for them since their drinking days. You Heard It Here First, how to stay safe, brushing off other people's opinions and Nikki is so done with weed. In Nikki's Reddit Dump she unloads on a photo taken in bad taste,...

Between you and Nikki, she is learning things she never knew about cats, codependency and Andrew's butthole. Andrew reveals why he should never sleep, Nikki explains how she handled multiple flaccid penises and they press their belly buttons. You heard it here first, don't send nudes, engine trivia, weird doctor play and Nikki does care about leaving a relationship with an ex amicably. In their To...

Between you and Nikki, she enjoyed Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain much more than the new Beatles doc. Andrew signed his new lease and they wish Brenna a happy birthday. They talk about the dynamics between the Beatles, how Get Back may have not existed and Ringo doing nothing. Andrew speculates that Anthony Bourdain's pain started after eating a cobra heart. You Heard It Here First, zod...

Between you and Nikki, turn your fears into a beach ball and kick them away. Nikki and Andrew remind listeners to work out for personal achievement not body goals... don't be a Count Dracula with your calories! Last night they had the most fun at a hockey game and Nikki explains how they got on the Jumbotron. You Heard It Here First, bad bad customer service vs good bad customer service, rebound s...

Between you and Nikki, she's got hair care, broken intimacy of a good massage and Plan B top of mind. Andrew is apartment hunting and using a compass called "Dick". Nikki talks about her new nephew and an old bit about wanting to be a baby. They challenge each other to a breathing exercise and learn that Andrew can inhale better and Nikki exhales longer. You Heard It Here First, you don't want the...

Between you and Nikki, confrontation might not be the best way to handle a confrontation especially if you're "vibrating with anger". Nikki is thankful to Andrew and everyone else who supported her this weekend as she taped her HBO Special. They talk about behind the scenes joke building then call Nikki's sister Lauren who had a special of her own over the weekend. You Heard It Here First, breakin...

Nikki and Andrew are podcasting poolside from Pollen Presents Just For Laughs Escapes in Cancún, Mexico! If you missed it you'll feel like you're right there with them. Talking vacation horniness, top searched STDs, Andrew's run in with the cartel...no not really! And a showcase of volunteers who show off their bad tattoos! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com S...

This episode is sponsored by HBO Max The Sex Lives of College Girls so we thought to ask Besties to share their college experiences. Nikki and Andrew reminisce about college as they listen to voicemails about a gross prank, lying through a project, drunken experiences, a mispronunciation and nerdy hookup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/l...

Between you and Nikki, she can't wait to spend her elderly life covered in bird poop, an Astrologer said she will have 9 houses and going to a sex shop with friends is supposed to be fun. Andrew is excited to be on an L.A. golf course after the pod because it means he "made it". They talk about favorite lingerie which reminds Andrew of his infamous story of "Faye". You Heard It Here First, what pe...

Between you and Nikki, she is working out her disclaimer to keep criticism off her for talking about sex, if only it was as easy as jumping on a pogo stick. Andrew arrives in LA and he's impressing a lot of people with his yo-yo skills. You Heard It Here First- it takes three to cheat, pissing on stage is nothing new so don't be shocked and Nikki doesn't care what Bradley Cooper has to say, she kn...

Between you and Nikki, she literally had to unplug yesterday, so thanks for the day off Besties! Andrew spent the extra time off apartment hunting while Nikki tried to catch up on sleep. After a dry wart discussion Nikki takes the scalpel to Andrew's Instagram post with poorly made captions. You Heard It Here First, Nikki know's Taylor Swift "All Too Well", break up lies and Adele didn't do it, so...

Between you and Nikki, it made sense to listen to Making Sense to fight off a migraine instead of taking dog meds. Andrew dressed up and not as a tribute to his latest dead hero, instead to a living legend. Nikki praises her assistant who keeps her life in order and Andrew thanks his brother for helping him survive a trip across Europe. They discuss "roast" jokes and how a reaction can make or bre...

Between you and Nikki, using the 'Do Not Disturb' feature on her phone came in handy, the Goddamn Comedy Jam at JFL Escapes was just what she needed and RIP Aunt Lynn. Nikki and Andrew talk about more antics from JFL, like Andrew 's non-climactic chance to spend time with his hero Jim Jeffries. They talk about 'outsiders' who make their way to the top before addressing a problem at home. You Heard...

Between you and Nikki, it's alarming when someone on set says "and then Di".. as in Princess Diana. Nikki returns from NYC Standup For Heroes having spent time with "The Boss" Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart and Jim Gaffigan while Andrew nursed his Jimmy John's sub over the last couple of days. You Heard It Here First, switching babies is NBD, a headline overstuffed with S's makes Andrew short circ...

Last week The Nikki Glaser Podcast corralled some Besties from in and around St. Louis and did a Live Pod from Joe's Cafe. Nikki got a last minute surprise, Andrew read the headlines live and Julie Glaser emceed a live Fanthrax segment like a pro! Subscribe and watch the pod on YT: https://youtube.com/thenikkiglaserpodcast. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com S...

Between you and Nikki, being on an airplane and in the dentist's chair are two places she loves because no one expects an answer. Nikki also found a creative way to catch up on Squid Game. Andrew has his Cancun hat on as they get ready to leave for Just For Laughs Comedy Festival. Nikki explains more why waiting until the last second is a way of life that works for her. She also talks about a comm...

Between you and Nikki, it would be nice to get higher ratings on Wiki Feet and to run away from goodbyes. Nikki and Andrew dissect the art of crying and what about it makes us feel uncomfortable. You Heard It Here First, the 1st story is sponsored by the Big Shoe Lobby, fun holes come in all sizes, our brains absorb more than we know and the celeb costumes they care about. In Nikki's Reddit Dump,...

Between you and Nikki, getting Starbucks is not even about the coffee and her hormones are even driving her period app crazy. Andrew picks the wrong day to pitch a golf podcast and Nikki changes a morbid mantra with the stroke of a comma. Kirsten joins and we learn that she does not prefer a cracked soap bar. You Heard It Here First, we like Pete Kardashian, there are no Power Ranger suits in Squi...

Between you and Nikki the morning after the live pod feels pretty good, as good as Andrew's foot massages. Andrew shares his dream for Nikki's career but she has some of her own ideas and realizations. You Heard It Here First- blaming a kid for a DUI is not clever, or is it? Andrew's game from his younger years with his friends who have mobster names, punishing cucumbers and a Weekly Sports Moment...

Imagine joking with one of your besties about a song that's great to kill yourself to and then you get to work with the guy who wrote it!? Between you and Nikki that's exactly what happened to her with will.i.am. Nikki and Andrew discuss standing up for yourself and cooling a heated situation between friends. You Heard It Here First, the Disney D is a G, non alcoholic bars sound fun and celebs who...

Between you and Nikki she is in Los Angeles today and learned that Noa and Andrew spent quality time watching Squid Game last night. Jimmy Fallon told her she isn't missing much and Nikki isn't stressing either after going to the 'facial gym'. They talk about their attention span shortage, Nikki's new life changing mantra, one that might cure Andrew's anal fissures and some words on Alec Baldwin....

With the voicemail box overflowing, Nikki and Andrew present a Fanthrax Only episode and give attention to what Besties have to say! They respond to stories about a husband who needed to shut up after anesthesia, a cure for a panic attack that won't work for Andrew, feedback from a charismatic Uber driver and answer a question about what to do with your pet when you're about to have sex. These voi...

Between you and Nikki, it's best to stay positive and to stop wanting others to have what you have. Nikki tells Andrew that her cankers are back and it doesn't want to make her want to go to bed early. Andrew learns about the steam function on the dryer. They talk about organizing, Nikki likes the Amy Schumer method and explained why Roomba is locked in the bathroom. You Heard It Here First, asser...

Between you and Nikki pink under eye liner is gonna be the new thing and there's a lot to be gained from speaking to Luigi's vet. Andrew got to witness Nikki "get ready" last night and she was anal about it. She asks 7 pertinent questions that she answers yes to about a western bedroom habit. You Heard It Here First, online dating ice breakers, porn on the news and Island Boys. In Slice of Life, N...