The Nii Lamptey Show

Pretty deft this week mates

49 minutes of good spirited football chat and one Big Hero 6 comparison that will blow your balls off

The Bloody Lads bring you some sunshine in the form of their analysis of the last two games

"it's football fans ain't it?!"

Paul has taken a vow of silence this week so Dominic Jerams ( @SideSammy ) of sidewayssammy.wordpress.com joins us for the whole episode. Neil is in the hot seat this week to talk about Yeovil and Shrewsbury, watched respectively through technology and eyes, and we talk about the Duck (obvs) New Tony (obvs) and Transfer Deadline Day. Warning - watch out for the best player name conflagration in th...

Normal service is resumed as the Nii's get their teeth into the first league defeat of the season and an incredibly frustrating 90 minutes They try not to judge players too quickly (but do) try not to bang on about the Duck too much (but do) and try not to want to Carl Baker back (but do) but despite these failures the pod (as usual) is a massive bloody success Plugs: 'Hallyink' is a chap who make...

This week Laurie Kilpatrick (who you may know from previous pods or his blog,  The Lonely Season ) joins the Lamptey Boiz to talk all things Grimsby, from swimming in the sea to ruefully abusing lovely Russell Slade.   Dominic Jerams ( Sideways Sammy ) joins us again to preview the Newport County game and we also spend some time mulling over the question: when is an assist really an assist?

Welcome to the Nii Lamptey Show, the only weekly podcast exclusively dedicated to the Haitian Sensation - Duckens Nazon. Amongst all of the Nazon Gazing, Neil takes the time to talk about our comprehensive victory over Notts County and Paul leads the way on a mixed performance against a superior Blackburn side.   Finally Joey dialled up Dominic who walks us through what we should expect against Gr...

The 2017/18 season is upon us.  Scientists said that dinosaurs should have eaten us all by now but we've laughed in the face of adversity to bring you a podcast where only special guest Dominic Jerams (@sidesammy on Twitter) brings any actual insight and no one is devoured by a velociraptor (always the GOD DAMN VELOCIRAPTORS) Go and get 442, World Soccer and When Saturday Comes to read insights by...

Here it is.  The bittersweet big one. Don't forget that Dominic Jerams (Sideways Sammy) has done a print 16/17 season review that you can find  on his website here Have a great Summer everyone! twitter.com/@niilampteyshow niilampteyshow@gmail.com

Relegation is confirmed as Coventry bow out of League One with a whimper. The boys talk Charlton and ticket prices and look down to another miserable season, this time in a League we've not seen in over 60 years.  What a farce

We're only letting positivity into our lives so this week we glossed over the Sheffield United game and focussed on the Peterborough game. We've got a competition running to win a t shirt from @art_of_football .  You can just buy one by going  here and @sidesammy gave us a brief audio preview ahead of his proper previews on https://sidewayssammy.wordpress.com/

For once no bitterness or cynicism.  Just pure, unadulterated joy. Coventry City, it's so hard to love you most of the time, but thank you so much for yesterday.

WEMBLEY!

If we win 38% of the games Jodi Jones starts and 29% of the games Ruben Lameiras starts, start them together and that's like 66% - that's better than Fergie at United.  Probably

We should have been recording a podcast anyway but we weren't going to after an unusually consistent run of them (well, in terms of frequency of output at least) but then a curious Sunday forced our hand.   We share our feelings on Robins coming back (mixed) and Slade leaving (unequivocally positive)   

Urgh

Dider Drogba - 104 PL Goals Emmanuel Adebayor - 97 PL Goals Aiyegbeni Yakubu - 95 PL Goals Paul was right as usual

You're listening to the Nii Lamptey Show! All you need to  Know about  Us is that we  Bloody love  U (see if you can spot the secret hidden message)

This is what football is all about It's not about awful owners or stadium woes.  It's about matches and the prospect of playing at Wembley and winning a trophy.  The Niis couldn't be happier (which is still a pretty low level of relative happiness - they are miserable curmudgeons bear in mind.) They briefly cover the Millwall game then go on to talk about Wycombe and officially declare the Oldham...

I really feel like if you're reading this it'd be weird if you didn't end up listening to the podcast

Groundhog Day!

Hey Niilovers,  Sorry to leave you again.  A mix of Christmas and some trying personal circumstances left us unable to broadcast but we're back with a bang.  Sort of Chesterfield blah blah, we're shit blah blah.  It's like we've never been away

It's Christmas!  And this year the club have served us up a massive bowl of shit.  The Lamptey Boyz don bibs and chow down.   Bon Appe-fucking-tit

Venus rhymes with Penis. That'll have to do for a title.