The News Junkie

A news reporter wants to party too hard, the SpaceX launch was crazy, the Costco is dumb, Pat Sajack's spicy final week, body cams at TJ Maxx, pet custody laws are changing, hail the size of DVDs, another crazy scam and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back in space, Tiger Woods is hammered, someone stole an iPhone, Fritz on the Street, Chinese electric vehicles for $10k, big drama in the Hunter Biden case, Amanda Knox is back in court, a man with fake snakes and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A funny news blooper, a comedian gets attacked on stage, Method Man gets an icy reception, ESPN host Pat McAfee under fire, Hunter Biden is in court, Hunter Biden's wife is outside yelling, Dancing For the Devil documentary and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The worst prank ever, everyone is getting the Caitlin Clark drama wrong, a monster truck vs a power line, a chain saves a man's life, Shawn tells a story about his dad, a casino refuses to pay out a jackpot, USPS shames dog attack cities and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The spelling bee winner is wild, a funny reaction to an OnlyFans teacher, Trump responds after the guilty verdict, Shawn lays out what happens next, a parade of planets, a weird popcorn bucket, tattoos could mean you're in trouble, the worst Amazon deliver driver ever and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A judge roasts a defendant, Trump verdict watch, another face transplant, This Week in Tiny Young Painters, another Y2K is on the way, we all fight over drone laws, $349 in mailbox money could be yours, blasting bullying over opinions and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A great Wheel of Fortune blooper, Trump verdict watch is on, Scottie Scheffler new evidence, a weird reason to quit acting, Mother Teresa wasn't hot, a big Taco Bell Mandella Effect, it's really hot in India right now, bad news for C-Lane and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another 'please clap' moment, the cake bake couple drama, Trump verdict this week, a band canceled their tour because they couldn't sell tickets, wash your hair, Bill Walton died, a mom takes heat for her daughter's name and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The greatest tv moment ever, don't eat bear meat, a priest bites a woman, a brand new saint, Trump wants a gold grill, you could win a jet, an update on the Scottie Scheffler arrest, the Doge dog is dead, RIP Morgan Spurlock and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chaos breaks out as the show starts, Ms Rachel drama, the NFL arrest video, the tallest waterslide in the world, a man wants some free golf clubs, why Shawn yelled at Courtney, a member of the band Train died and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The weirdest coffee ad ever, a huge tornado, a baseball lands in an odd place, space lasers, the worst birthday cake ever, your car is going to start beeping at you, a brave valedictorian speech, the turbulence passengers speak out, the Mar-a-lago conspiracy and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A crazy interview on CNN goes viral, C-Lane should be monetizing his baby, they want to go to Four Seasons, Terrence Howard is famous for something, Climate Change vs Microplastics and the Doom Goblins, Scarlett Johansson fights the AI beast, bellyflop on an orca and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An interview with the world's first successful face transplant recipient, Shawn's weekend in the Southeast, a Bluey party gone hilariously wrong, Diddy's video coverup, Eli Copter pranks the news, the cops PGA arrest looks bad, Amy Kaufeldt says Shawn is wrong about Buc-ee's and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man in a hammock, a whole ass Red Lobster, an update on the Whole Foods jerker, Tom Brady regrets the roast, The Last of Us 2, the Cotton Candy planet (finally), Jerry Seinfeld backlash, Mike Tyson's giant gloves, Caitlyn Clark's debut ratings, the Redskins return and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man cranks it on a woman in Whole Foods, she gives the greatest interview ever, McDonald's is making some crazy decisions, the most insane delivery of all time, the great vegetable war, Shawn goes nuclear on an emailer, King Charles has a weird new painting and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

College graduation gone wrong, the truth about the Trump trial, Judge Judy is pissed, C-Lane had it all, an AI song hits the country charts, a portal between New York and Dublin goes NSFW, a bedroom for every kid, RIP Chuck E Cheese, the insane ChatGPT launch and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shawn is back and ready to talk about what's been going on, Trump talked about hot dogs for a while, a ChatGPT demo goes horribly wrong, a man stopped brushing his teeth, stay under 20 mph, Amy K joins the show, Steve Buscemi got attacked in New York and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FRIDAY 5/10/24: A GoFundMe aims to disrupt protesters at University of Pennsylvania. A fat monkey dies after too many people feed it. A rental car company charges a Tesla renter for gas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WEDNESDAY 5/8/24: Stormy Daniels testifies in Trump's trial. Mysterious money keeps turns up in some Ohio bathrooms. A newlywed feels entitled to an Instagram handle. An idiot breaks his finger with his Tesla Cybertruck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The cicadas are everywhere, what Trump's jail cell would look like, the Boy Scouts changes names, the Met Gala wet t-shirt contest, Apple's boring new event, $40,000 per year to optimize your health, learning more about lab-grown meat, nude cruise revelations and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Brady got roasted, a remote working job that seems insane, Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tarts movie is weird, Sabrina says an unthinkable word in front of Amy Kaufeldt, the Kentucky Derby was won by a nose, the weird thing Shawn did for Cinco De Mayo and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kitara is back, Shawn and Sabrina argue over whether Britney Spears is crazy, schools don't have air conditioning, a reporter is getting stalked, cars are getting too much tech, Ashley Madison sextortion, a Pop Tart movie and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A crazy man in court, an old lady bank robber, Domino's has a crazy new idea, The Fall Guy, a man dressed as 'Ken' kills another man, insane new AirBnB locations, a politician's phone got hacked, the celebrity bowling event and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bee hero comes forward, Sabrina isn't a fan, we all made mistakes - all three of us come clean, Fritz on the Street, pay me for my work, using AI because you're too scared to order pizza, never lost any luggage, Dave & Busters gambling and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should the boat trash kids be charged? Biden vs a salad, your Junkie number, buy a Fort Wilderness cabin, Seymour Weiner should be very angry, a man kicks a bison, kid attacks teacher - parents sue school and so much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.