Pat Dixon

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

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The only all-crime, all-NYC comedy podcast. Each week, host Pat Dixon and his guests detail the latest criminal and court activity, examine trends and goof on the most violent, grim and ghastly events from America's largest city.

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Pat Dixon

Category

Comedy

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nyccrimereport.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jan 18, 2026

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Episodes

RMRH 329 11.02.2018

329 MUTUAL BEARDS -- RMRH ON THIS EPISODE - DOUBLE-MURDER IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN , AN ELDERLY COUPLE WAS TARGETED AND SLAUGHTERED ON THE SIDEWALK BY A MAN WEARING A SKI-MASK. WE HAVE THE DETAILS. - ANOTHER MAN IN THE BRONX WAS SLASHED IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF HIS 1-YR-OLD KID, WHO IS REPORTEDLY HAVING NIGHTMARES FOR SOME REASON; MEANWHILE A WOMAN FOUGHT OFF A MUGGER IN QUEENS. - IN THE BOOGIE-DOWN-B.,...

328 06.02.2018

R.M.R.H. 328  NEW YORK CITY - WALK TO THE CORNER BODEGA AND PICK UP THE NEW YORK POST, THE ULTIMATE TABLOID, RECOGNIZED THE WORLD OVER AS THE PAPER OF RECORD. THE PAGES CRACKLE, THE HEADLINES POP AND THE INK ON THE COARSE SURFACE OF THE PAGE TURNS YOUR FINGERTIPS BLACK AS THE HEART OF THE JADED SPINSTERS, CLUTCHING THE HANDLES OF THEIR CANVAS SHOPPING BAGS AS THEY FIX THEIR STEELY-EYED GLARE ON EV...

327 RELOAD 28.01.2018

    R.M.R.H. 327    R.M.R.H. 327 A NICE-LOOKING BRONX TEACHER IS ACCUSED OF PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A 14-YR-OLD STUDENT. WE THINK SHE MIGHT BE INNOCENT, HERE'S WHY. A MAN IS CRUSHED UNDER THE A-TRAIN AFTER FALLING FROM BETWEEN CARS IN WHAT POLICE ARE CALLING A POSSIBLE SUBWAY SURFING INCIDENT, GONE WRONG! IF THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DO THIS, THEY SHOULD GIVE IT A LESS-FUN-SOUNDING NAME.  IN THIS E...

326 robbery, murder, rape, shithole, new york 18.01.2018

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325 10.01.2018

NEW YORK CITY - TRUE CRIME REPORTING - FROM THE PAGES OF THE TABLOIDS - ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. SETH BARRON JOINS HOST PAT DIXON TO DISCUSS AN AUTISTIC TEENS MURDER OF HIS FAMILY ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, THE DEATH OF ERICA GARNER, A REPORTED HATE CRIME IN WHICH A MUSLIM WOMAN WAS BEATEN BY A GANG OF TEENAGE GIRLS, THE SENTENCING OF A MAN WHO PARADED HIS GF NUDE FOR RECEIVING A DICK PIC, LITTLE...

324 26.12.2017

MAN WHO CLAIMED TO BE A VAMPIRE IN A MIDTOWN PARK BEFORE BITING THE HEADS OFF OF PIGEONS AND TURNING THEM UP TO GUZZLE THEIR BLOOD HAS A GOOD DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO IS HAMMERING OUT A TREATMENT-BASED OPTION FOR HER CLIENT. FUNNY, USUALLY THE LAWYERS ARE THE BLOODSUCKERS.  A MAN CAUGHT ON VIDEO SODOMIZING HIS GIRLFRIEND'S PET MALTESE, NAMED PRINCESS, WILL AVOID JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT OWN A DOG FOR FIVE...

LOVE GUN 16.12.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. - A 62-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, SHOT AT A ONE-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.  - RESEARCH OF THIS CRIME LEADS TO A DISCOVERY OF AN ACCIDENTALLY HEINOUS INCIDENT INVOLVING A SHOTGUN AND A WOMAN WITH A FETISH. LEARN THE NEW MEANING OF FINGER-BLASTING.  - WE BITE OFF A STORY WE FIRST PERFORMED LIVE AT WEST SIDE COMEDY CLUB, AND DISCUSS SOME BUSINESS AROUND THAT INCREDIBLE SHOW. WI...

322 The Epic 05.12.2017

IN QUEENS, A BIGOTED KOREAN EX-TAXI DRIVER VISITS FLUSHING, LOOKING FOR CHINESE PEOPLE, BECAUSE HE HATES THEM. WHEN HE MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH A CHINESE WOMAN CLEANING SNOW OFF HER CAR, HE SUDDENLY GOES BERZERK AND ATTACKS THE STRANGER. AND THEN SOON, ANOTHER. AS THE DETAILS OF THIS TWISTED STORY EMERGE, A CONVERSATION DEVELOPS WHICH WINDS THROUGH TOPICS OF RACE, SEX AND BIAS IN POPULAR CULTURE; TH...

321 DANGER ON THE SUBWAY 25.11.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. The show that almost wasn't, this rare episode is one which will be appreciated after my death, and likely also after your death. A violent manspreading self-proclaimed rapist of white bitches punches a woman on the subway and is apprehended after eyewitness video helps police identify the suspect.  We analyze the power dynamics of a typical subway fight as we lis...

320 - The WORST Rapist in New York 13.11.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. The Worst Rapist - we've covered a number of rapes and attempted rapes since 2011, and this guy is definitely the worst at raping (thankfully, he's in custody). In one hour, he assaulted and attempted to rape 4 women (ranging in age from 14-64), one of whom bit down on his privates. The bandage on his "down there" gave him away.  2. Louis CK's  "scandalous" beh...

319 - Auga 06.11.2017

Robbery. Murder. Rape. Hilarious. Seth Barron is off this week, So I have this interview with Auga Nemer, a 30-yr-old Modern Orthodox Jew who can be seen performing stand-up comedy in locations around midtown and the Village.  We have irreverent conversations about.... - A former cop is suing because she was fired for moonlighting as a Dominatrix.  - Judaism.  - Blowjobs  Included in this episode...

318 30.10.2017

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A PERSONAL CONNECTION...TO MURDER (317) 23.10.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.  NYC CRIME REPORT - SINCE 2011, THE ONLY COMEDY PODCAST CENTERED ON THE TOPIC OF TRUE TABLOID CRIME IN NEW YORK CITY.  HOST PAT DIXON AND SETH BARRON OPEN BY DISCUSSING TWO NYPD COPS, ACCUSED OF RAPE, WHO STOOP TO SMEARING THE REPUTATION OF THE ALLEGED VICTIM. NEXT, THE STORY OF A BABY WHO WAS STOLEN FROM IT'S STROLLER WHILE THE MOTHER STEPPED INTO THE BATHROOM. I...

STAND BI FOR MURDER 14.10.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. 2 NYPD NARCOS, ACCUSED OF RAPING TEEN IN UNMARKED VAN IN CHIPOTLE PARKING LOT.  2. A BISEXUAL STUDENT, TEASED SINCE 6TH GRADE, TAKES HIS REVENGE, STABBING HIS BULLY TO DEATH DURING HISTORY CLASS. 3. IN V IOLENT BROOKLYN , THE CORPSE OF A 41-YR-OLD MAN IS DISCOVERED IN BACKYARD, BUSHWICK. + more host Pat Dixon with Seth Barron 

315 - True Crime Murder and Comedy 07.10.2017

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314 - SYDNEY LEATHERS -CANDID 01.10.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.  INCLUDES EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW FOOTAGE WITH SYDNEY LEATHERS. Host Pat Dixon and Seth Barron discuss Anthony Weiner 's conviction and sentencing. "News Whore"  Mandy Stadtmiller and Sydney Leathers talk about how Sydney might've helped MAGA.  Guests: Sydney Leathers (porn, Weinergate)             "News Whore" Mandy Stadtmiller             ( Ny Post, Un-wifeable )  ...

313 - HYPOCRISY OF THE DEAD 17.09.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. AN ASIAN GRAVEYARD - VANDALIZED. 2. A MAN IS ARRESTED FOR THREATENING TO SHOOT COPS WITH AN AK-47...THEN STABBED IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 3. A HATE CRIMINAL IS SENTENCED FOR PUNCHING A GUY TO DEATH IN UNION SQUARE. PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE. with Seth Barron ( City Journal, NY Post )

312 "THE PIGEON TUNNEL" 10.09.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.  1. A WOMAN IS DEAD WITH ROSARY STUFFED DOWN HER THROAT, HER BOYFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER NAKED IN THE STREET, SHOUTING ABOUT THE DEVIL. 2. A LUNATIC, CLAIMING TO BE A VAMPIRE, BITES OFF THE HEADS OF PIGEONS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD IN BRYANT PARK.  3. TWO JUNKIES AND A PITBULL FIGHT IT OUT IN A LUXURY MIDTOWN HIGHRISE. with Seth Barron (@NYCcouncilwatch, City Journal )

311 - J'OUVERT: PARADE DE MEURTRE? 30.08.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. DOUBLE-MURDER , WITH A SHOTGUN SUICIDE. 2. DE BLASIO AND THE NYPD ATTEMPT TO CONTROL THE UNCONTROLLABLE, J'OUVERT . 3. THE GO-TOPLESS PARADE. with Seth Barron (Associate Editor, City Journal )  

310 - DOUBLE EPISODE, BONUS GUEST 22.08.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. A 73-YR-OLD LANDLORD IS KILLED BY A JERRY-RIGGED BOMB, LEFT ON THE FRONT PORCH. 2. SIDE TRIP TO A SNAKE-HANDLING CHURCH SERVICE IN TENNESSEE. 3. STABBING IN A VIOLENT BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY. 4. IS THERE A CONSPIRACY TO PEDAL KIDDIE PORN OUT OF YOUR PUBLIC LIBRARY? ADVOCATE DAN KLEINMAN DROPS THE BOMB. with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor, City Journal)

309 - HYPER-CREDENTIALED 08.08.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. FROM THE SMALLEST ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, HOST PAT DIXON AND SETH BARRON DISCUSS RECENT LOCAL CRIMES AND COURT ACTIVITY, (CURRENT EVENTS). 1. RAPPER KIDD CREOLE, ARRESTED FOR MURDERING HOMELESS JOHN JOLLY IN THE STREET.  2. A MANHATTAN HOTSHEETS HOTEL WHERE THE GUESTS ARE MAKING THEIR SEX ROMPS A SPECTACLE.  3. DES NUDAS - THE PAINTED NAKED LADIES OF TIMES SQUARE A...

308 WE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE 31.07.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.  1. WHAT LEAD A CHIROPRACTOR AND HIS WIFE TO LEAP FROM THE 9TH FLOOR ? (WE'LL TELL YOU)  2. WHAT SORT OF INTENSE, TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS DROVE "MURDER NANNY" YOSELYN ORTEGA TO SLAUGHTER HER EMPLOYERS' SMALL CHILDREN ? (WE UPDATE YOU ON HER TRIAL) 3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN ... A LUCKY GRANDMOTHER HAS HER $100,000 CASH FROM PLAYING SLOTS IN ATLANTIC CITY STOLEN DURI...

307 WRONGFULLY CONVICTED 23.07.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE STREETS. 2. A JUDGE WHO SHITS HERSELF IN COURT. 3. MORE WITH "STREET WARRIOR" RALPH FRIEDMAN , THE MOST DECORATED DETECTIVE IN NYPD HISTORY. with Seth Barron (Associate Editor, City Journal ) @NYCcouncilwatch  and Ralph Friedman (New book Street Warrior , available everywhere July 25, pick it up now at crimereport.nyc.) 

306 DIFF'RENT CHOKES 17.07.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. GEEZER BANK ROBBERS , BUSTED AFTER A TWO-YEAR SPREE. 2. COBRAS!  3. EDITH BUNKER'S RAPE SCENE!  AND A MAN WAKES UP A WOMAN ON THE J-TRAIN...BY PISSING ON HER FACE ! PLUS - A STORY FROM RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE STREET WARRIOR , RALPH FRIEDMAN.  with SETH BARRON ( Associate Editor - City Journal , @NYCcouncilwatch) 

305 BLACK MAGIC RAPE 07.07.2017

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 1. MURDER - SHOOTING SPREE - BLOODBATH  A BERZERK FORMER DOCTOR WHO RESIGNED FROM A BRONX HOSPITAL , RETURNS TO HIS OLD WORKPLACE WITH A SEMI-AUTOMATIC TACTICAL RIFLE .  2. WHEN A WOMAN IS OFFERED COCAINE LATE AT NIGHT OUTSIDE PENN STATION , SHE FOLLOWS HER RAPIST TO THE SCENE OF THE RAPE . YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED BY THE OUTCOME. 3. BLACK MAGIC JAKE - WHO HAS NOTHI...

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