The New, the Old and the Forgotten

For the first episode of 2025, your favorite former video store clerks trade the VHS rewinder for fake passports and forged diplomas. See which of your hosts is the second mouse who fell into the bucket of cream and who will get caught creating fake checks when they discuss the 2002 Steven Spielberg classic CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. Dust off that Boston accent, ready your favorite knock-knock joke, and...

On this holiday themed episode, your favorite former video store clerks give thanks that this is the first Eli Roth movie they have had to watch. They are carving their way through his filmography as they discuss his 2023 movie, based on a fake trailer. See who will survive the Black Friday mall massacre and who does the best Plymouth accent when you listen to this episode about THANKSGIVING. For...

In this "fashionably late" Halloween episode, your favorite former video store clerks decide to trade rewinds for rib crackers and open up a father-son autopsy business. Business is booming—yay! But their latest customer? Yeah... she might be their last. This week, we’re diving scalpels-first into the chilling 2016 film The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Who survives and who joins the coven? So grab your an...

On this episode, your favorite ex-video store employees decide it’s time to reclaim their turf by breaking into their landlord's house—because nothing says “we want better rent” like an unauthorized home invasion! But plot twist: they discover a surprising number of people being held captive within those walls. It’s like a game of hide-and-seek, but with way more horror and way fewer snacks! Tune...

Join your favorite former video store employees as they embark on a cinematic journey that closes out their first trilogy in the most backward fashion possible—by tackling the first entry last! That’s right, we’re diving back into the David Gordon Green HALLOWEEN franchise, where nostalgia meets slasher madness. Who among us saw this spine-chilling flick in theaters, and who’s experiencing the ter...

In this episode, your favorite ex-video store clerks are embracing the soul-sucking grind of the 9-to-5! Tune in to see who’s lost their red stapler and who just can’t seem to remember those TPS report cover sheets as they dive into the 1999 cult classic Office Space . If you could go ahead and listen to this episode, that’d be greeeaaat. For the skippers (especially those sharing a name with a Gr...

Cue the nostalgia —your favorite ex-video store clerks are trading VHS tapes for bug spray and bunk beds as they take on summer camp! That's right, they're all camp counselors now, and the chaos is real . In this episode, watch (well, listen) as our hosts channel their inner early-2000s chaos to break down the 2001 cult classic Wet Hot American Summer . Spoiler: someone crashes the camp van into a...

Buckle up, because your favorite former video store clerks are taking a wild ride into the eye of a 90s action storm—literally! This week, we're getting blown away by the 1996 classic Twister . Tune in to find out which of our hosts would start a Helen Hunt fan club and who thinks she should be banned from Hollywood (we promise, things get heated ). And hey, don’t forget to grab your favorite “mys...

Your favorite ex-video store clerks are back and diving headfirst into the quirky world of Richard Linklater—again! This time, they're talking Hit Man (2023), one of the many Glen Powell movies taking over summer like sunscreen. So, grab your best fake accent, dust off that wig collection, and join the fun as the crew tries to figure out if they’re watching a hitman or a Hollywood heartthrob in di...

This week, your favorite ex-video store clerks are trading rewinds for wrestling moves! The hosts are heading to the mat, but it's less about wrestling and more about figuring out who's the favorite and who can dominate the breakfast buffet. Spoiler: one host may have taken things too far with a tanning bed and, uh, questionable workout supplements. Join the madness as they dive into the 2023 whol...

On this episode, your favorite ex-video store clerks dive deep into the rise of AI and the mind-bending career of Alex Garland. They’re rewinding the clock to his directorial debut, Ex Machina , and wondering: has anything really changed in the past 10 years, or are we just one awkward dance-off away from robot overlords? Speaking of, find out which host is breaking it down on the dance floor (dis...

Your favorite ex-video store clerks are back, and this time they’re running from danger and... possibly some bad life choices. In this episode, they’re laying low, trying not to get too high, and breaking down the 2008 stoner-comedy classic Pineapple Express . So, roll up your cross joints and join the hazy madness as they revisit one of the wildest comedies of the 2000s. Heads up: thanks to some...

This week, things get real as your favorite ex-video store clerks find themselves held hostage in their own podcast studio! Thankfully, they’ve just watched On the Line (2022), and Mel Gibson’s “advice” might be their only hope. Will any of them emerge as master negotiators—or will they just make things worse? Tune in for a suspenseful breakdown of the film, sprinkled with a little survival humor....

Your favorite ex-video store clerks have traded their cozy air-conditioned shop for the sunny chaos of the golf course! In this episode, watch (or listen) as one host completely loses their swing while another insists on delivering deep, philosophical monologues comparing golf to life—because, of course, it’s that kind of movie. Join them as they tee off on the 2000 forgotten gem that is The Legen...

Get ready to level up with your favorite ex-video store clerks as one of the hosts tries to win over the girl of his dreams—except there’s a catch: he has to battle her evil exes in a series of epic, stylized showdowns! Tune in as they dive into the 2010 cult classic Scott Pilgrim vs. The World , and find out which host has the best fighting moves (and who’s just here for the snacks). For those of...

Your four favorite ex-video store clerks are finally tackling the epic mind-bender that is Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar ! Find out which of the hosts is ready to embark on a mission to save humanity and which one is staying behind to... farm dirt. (Because someone’s gotta do it, right?) Adjust your humor settings to 90% and get ready to blast off into Nolan’s cinematic universe! For those who...

What happens when a group of ordinary folks stumbles into a ludicrous plot that spirals way out of control? It’s time for another Coen Brothers movie discussion with your four favorite ex-video store clerks! In this episode, they dive into the hilarity and chaos of Burn After Reading , exploring the comedic brilliance of the Coen Brothers and debating the real-life logistics of owning a gym (spoil...

What was the wildest thing you did this summer? Join your favorite ex-video store clerks as they crash their friend’s mansion, trying to blend in so seamlessly that they’ll never want to leave! In this episode, they tackle the 2023 film Saltburn , and you won’t believe who ends up drinking the bathwater (yes, really!). Get ready for some outrageous antics and a peek into the dark side of summer fu...

Season’s greetings from your favorite ex-video store clerks! As per tradition, this themed episode arrives fashionably late—because who doesn’t love a post-holiday surprise? But fear not: moving forward, we promise to keep our recording and release schedule as tight as Santa’s belt after too many cookies! Join your hosts as they dive into the raunchy holiday classic Bad Santa , where the only thin...

Your favorite ex-video store clerks have been booted from their cozy 1600s village and are setting out on a wild adventure to find a new life! Join them as they grapple with the challenges of living without modern conveniences (goodbye, Wi-Fi!) while one of them gets hilariously kidnapped by a witch. Will anyone survive the chaos, or will they just end up pointing fingers at each other? Tune in as...

Join your favorite ex-video store clerks as they embark on a covert mission to take down a drug lord! It sounds like just another day in the life of your hosts—except one of them might be in way over their head. Tune in to find out who’s got the moves and who’s just trying to keep up while they dive into the intense 2015 thriller Sicario . Get ready for some high-stakes discussions and a few unexp...

In this episode, your favorite ex-video store clerks are putting their killer instincts to the test as they attempt to help the FBI catch a cunning killer! Will any of them crack the case, or will someone end up as tonight's special—liver with fava beans and a nice chianti? Tune in as they dissect the iconic thriller The Silence of the Lambs . And remember, it’s Jim Pembry—now talk to him, damn it...

Which of your favorite former video store employees is afraid of clowns? Find out and join your hosts as they discuss their favorite Stephen King adaptations with the Loser's club from 2017s IT.

Join your favorite former video store employees as they leave the comforts of the store for an underwater research lab. See which host is in charge of doing brain surgery on a shark and who will smoke a cigarette at the exact wrong time. Don't keep your pet bird in the kitchen and enjoy this episode about DEEP BLUE SEA. (Recorded 8/28/23)

On this episode your favorite former video store employees discuss a classic movie about family and racing. A movie that was supposed to put Ja Rule on the map until Ludacris stole his thunder. Live your life a quarter episode at a time and join your hosts as they discuss THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. (Recorded 8/17/23)