The New Heat Podcast

Original air date (technical difficulties): January 3rd, 2023 The New Heat Boys awaken from their holiday hibernation, bearing gifts for one and all!  Ry & Age exchange belated Christmas presents, and Ryan gets some wild birthday gifts from Andrew!   However, Ryan prefers to celebrate a little differently this year, and would like to celebrate with a DEATHday.  Then, acclai...

’T was The New Heat before Christmas, when all through the house The Boys HOLIDAY SPECIAL was stirring, SO WAKE UP THE MOUSE!  “Now, Robots! now, R. Kelly ! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, The Prince of Saudi Arabia ! on Cocaine Bear! on, Donder and Blitzen! The New Heat Boys wanted to give you a gift this year because you've been so nice to them, and because you've been so naughty... The Boys go...

Well now, thanks for joinin' these here New Heat boys in the Swamp!  This week The Boys are getting you out of your Holiday funk with some kooky alien & skin-walker sighting.  Andrew is livid at the state of the AMA's and the wardrobe displayed by one guest in particular!  Can peanuts teleport?  Listen to a comprehensive peanut caper that comes to us from Ryan's confused mo...

If only we could get Fetterman, Pikachu, and Guillermo del Toro onto a Drake album, but until then, this is the closest thing you've got!  This crazy week, The New Heat boys are dipping their pinky toes into politics...don't worry, its a short swim.  Then Ryan found some real rapscallions on the internet, of all places, and is sending them a cease and desist for their destructive - and s...

Get your diapers.  Call the priest.  Tell your mom you love her.  This week The New Heat boys are going summoning in Ryan's new house.  Will they find Sinister Spirits?  Devilish Demons?  The MAILMAN?  Will Andrew ever figure out the newest Yu-Gi-Oh meta?  Will Ryan ever look at Pittsburgh favorably?  WILL THE BOYS EVER FIND LOVE?  ...and...who...i...

One, two, New Heat's gonna scare you.  Three, four, Spooky Season episodes at your door!  This episode, The New Heat boys get creepy when they pull at the heart strings of the new cenobites and what makes them tick?  And Ryan get scared as heck over the new Dahmer series and whether or not Jeff went to heaven!  Then we peer into the putrid mind of Rob Zombie and see what his ne...

Well make me a sandwich and call me the King, the Boys have returned. Ryan plans the house of his dreams, as we play Straight Eye for the Spider Ry. Andrew wants the people to know: Jean Jackets are back. Hop on the Crazy Train to Heatville, because Papa Ozzy dropped some fire, kids, and he's Mister Darkness now. Will there be any saving Pittsburgh when the Laternflies invade? Ryan Ebert has somet...

The New Heat boys are sweltering with all this Western talk!  Take a trip to San Quentin, and you might just get your nickle back.  Are you feeling green? Because Andrew is over the new She-Hulk episode and his love of Clint Eastwood, and the boys get a special call from Mr. Eastwood himself.  Ry explains all about the new Queen of the World, and her controversial decrees.  The...

The heat could not be contained to the mere audio format, and now, the boys are diving head first into the realm of the cinematic. Open your eyes, sheep: The Aliens are here, my guy. Ryan continues his ever loving quest to be sponsored by Doctor Pepper with a live taste testing extravaganza. When it rains, the Driz Report pours, as we introduce our segment dedicated the October's very own, Drake....

Grab your shades and sun screen, because we're headed to a funeral! Try to solve the mystery of the humanoid cybernetic security robot haunting Andrew's YouTube Ads. Swoop down that hair, you old emo, and get ready for Ryan's hot take on Hawthorne Height's singer. Hide your kids, because Andrews coming in hot about children, Matilda style. Time travel back to the year 2000, and recount our "birds...

We're back again, and here to delve into the serious addiction of Ryan and his Doctor Pepper Cream Edition. Pink Floyd is back too, and they want you to sleep. We debate the hotly divisive new Texas Chainsaw Massacre film, and the logistics of renting a party bus: Leatherface Style. All you gamers out there, dust off your cartridge and pop in that Elder Ring. What's the Strangest Thing? Millie Bob...

The boys are back in town, and they're taking no prisoners this time. Recap the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Put on your learning hat, and get ready to learn all about NFTs. Feel the seething rage invoked by Jack White and his utter nonsense. Cool down with a nice reading from Andrew of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' new song. And lastly, saddle up that ball gag for a journey into Pinhea...

Join Ryan and Andrew on an other worldly journey to the exotic Planet of Triclopia. Catch up with John Mayer and his guitar problem. Behold a tale as epic as time itself, with Andrew's Grocery Store Iliads. Discover our hot takes on The Batman (2022). Grab your rifle and get in line, soldier, because it's time to join the ranks in Ryan's War. And lastly, tune in for our WDB (Weekly David Beg), whe...