Sian Phillips

The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense

Society EN ↓ 52 episodes

The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is a sharp, satirical podcast series offering insider observations from within and outside the cannabis industry. Hosted by a women of a certain age with decades of lived experience.  Each episode is a humorous, often eyebrow-raising commentary on the chaos, contradictions, and characters that define the world of cannabis. From outdated laws and baffling bureaucracy to self-proclaimed experts and media misfires, nothing escapes scrutiny. If you like your truth served with a side of dry wit, unapologetic honesty, and the occasional eye roll — this...

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Sian Phillips

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Society

Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

Why the Need to Put Chilli in Everything? 28.11.2025

Ever wondered why every chef seems to think we need to suffer for flavour? In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , Sian Phillips takes a fiery look at society’s obsession with intensity — from chilli-flaked everything to THC-worship in the cannabis world. With trademark wit and exasperated honesty, Sian compares her intolerance to THC with her hatred of unnecessary spic...

The Tiny Hammer 04.11.2025

This spin on The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , we take aim at the critics — the comment-section crusaders who confuse complaining for contributing. Armed with only a tiny hammer in hand , we dismantle the culture of performative cynicism and asks: when did activism turn into a spectator sport? It’s witty, weary, and wickedly observant  - a ride through ego, awareness fatigue, and th...

Seriously Mr Starmer, What the Lord Giveth, He Also Taketh Away! 07.10.2025

When political progress gives with one hand and smacks you round the face with the other. Sir Keir Starmer hands the vote to 16- and 17-year-olds — a bold move that could’ve made Labour look progressive, modern, and actually in touch with the next generation. But then, in one gloriously clueless swoop, he manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of progress by refusing to even consider cannabis refo...

The Women’s Institute of Cannabis: What You Can Do with Hemp and a Pickling Pan 06.10.2025

What do jam, Jerusalem, and hemp have in common? Apparently, everything. In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , Sian Phillips takes you deep into the world of the Women’s Institute – the unlikely heroines of Britain’s quiet cannabis revolution. Armed with pickling pans, passive-aggressive crochet, and decades of no-nonsense organising skills, these women are preserving...

The Narc and the Nightingale 30.05.2025

In this searing deep dive, The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense takes you back to the smoke and mirrors of America's first drug war. Host Sian Phillips unravels the chilling story of how Billie Holiday, the jazz icon with a voice like velvet and a spine of steel - became the personal target of Harry J. Anslinger, the man who turned bureaucratic paranoia into national policy. From th...

Event Survival: Sian’s Trade Show Survival Guide 17.05.2025

Event Survival: Sian’s Trade Show Survival Guide Trade shows aren’t glamorous. They’re caffeine-fuelled obstacle courses filled with dry air, dubious canapés, and overconfident men named Dave.  In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , Sian delivers her wickedly funny survival guide to navigating expos, conferences and cannabis-industry chaos — complete with deodorant hac...

A Brief Cannabis Timeline in the UK – And Why We’re Always the Backup Dancer to the US 17.05.2025

In this episode of The Never Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , Sian uncovers the cringe-worthy timeline of how UK cannabis policy has religiously shadowed the US – even when it made no sense.  From Anslinger to PoCA, we follow the historic game of copycat that turned an evidence-free moral panic into decades of failed policy. Spoiler: there never was any science behind the Misuse of Drugs Act...

Sorry, Not Sorry! 17.05.2025

 In this no-holds-barred episode, Sian Phillips tackles the misguided martyrdom of the self-medicating crowd who think carrying a card entitles them to sympathy, employment immunity, and budget cannabis on tap.  From misunderstood prescriptions to the real cost of legal medical cannabis in the UK, it’s time for a dose of harsh truth, with a side of sharp wit.  If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at th...

No, I Don’t Need RSO! 15.05.2025

Breast cancer isn’t a personality trait, and THC isn’t a cure-all. In this episode, your host Sian dives headfirst into the absurdities of modern healthcare, post-biopsy chaos, and the unsolicited nonsense cancer patients get served daily — especially from the cannabis crowd. From paper cups as surgical gear to radioactive nipple injections (yes, really), this is a true tale of survival with logic...

The Research Papers 15.05.2025

 In this episode, we delve into the labyrinth of cannabis research. From groundbreaking studies to the ones that make you question reality, we sift through the data to separate the enlightening from the downright perplexing.  Expect sharp wit, critical analysis, and a touch of irreverence as we navigate the ever-evolving landscape of cannabis science.  https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/...

Terpenes, Lies & Aromatic Nonsense 14.05.2025

 Buckle up for a nose-first dive into the pungent world of terpenes — the aromatic compounds hijacked by wellness warriors and butchered in clinical trials.  In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , we unpick the facts from the fluff: what terpenes are, what they do, where else they’re found, and why using them as a placebo is scientifically ridiculous.  Expect sarcasm,...

Interviewee Brief 13.05.2025

Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we sigh, and sometimes we scream into the void (politely). Whether you're a seasoned insider or a weary observer, we want your voice, your wit, and your hard-won truths. The Feel of the Show Our tone is humorous, eye-rolling, factual, and just a little bit spiky. We call out where the sector falls flat, spins fiction, or forgets its purpose entirely. Think: less...

The Real Mockery 12.05.2025

In this opening episode, Sian Phillips pulls no punches as she dismantles the tired narrative that private medical cannabis clinics are “exploiting the system.” With sharp wit and cutting commentary, she redirects the spotlight back onto the real scandal: six years after medical cannabis was legalised in the UK, the NHS still isn’t prescribing it in any meaningful way. Brace yourself – this isn’t...

What's that funny smell? 12.05.2025

Ever walked past someone and thought, “What is that funny smell?”   Chances are, it was cannabis. In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , host Sian unpacks the truth about cannabis and hemp — what they are, how they’re different, what the law says in the UK, and why so many people have strong opinions about them. A clear, calm, and age-appropriate guide for young teens...

Smells Like Injustice: Drug Driving, Cannabis Patients & Police Liability 12.05.2025

In this urgent episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , host Sian Phillips speaks directly to UK police officers, constabularies, and training leads.  With legal medicinal cannabis use on the rise, forces are increasingly facing lawsuits for wrongful arrests — simply because officers have not been properly trained on the legal protections of cannabis patients. This episode break...

Becoming a Medicinal Cannabis Patient in the UK 12.05.2025

 Getting a medicinal cannabis prescription in the UK sounds simple — until you actually try. In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , Sian takes a light-hearted but sharply insightful ride through the baffling, bureaucratic, and bizarre world of becoming a legal cannabis patient.  From the official rules to the real-world hurdles, and private clinic costs, we’re unpackin...

The Original CBD Users group 11.05.2025

How a Facebook Group on CBD Accidentally Became a Movement   https://www.facebook.com/groups/CBDusersUK Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of...

Moda & Poca 10.05.2025

Delving into the complexities of drug laws affecting the cannabis industry.  Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisatio...

Busted! 10.05.2025

Real stories of cannabis industry busts and the lessons learned.  Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisations. This po...

Telegraphing Punches 10.05.2025

In this episode of The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense , our host dons the hi-vis of common sense in a sector that regularly mistakes advice for attack. When you’re the one pointing out the cliff ahead, you’re rarely thanked – especially in an industry where some would rather floor it into regulatory oblivion than tap the brakes. It’s all about the misunderstood role of compliance guida...

Activism – The Echo Chamber Chronicles 10.05.2025

The seventh spin on the Carousel brings us full circle to the great activist paradox: shouting for change while resisting it. Sian dissects the cannabis echo chamber, where "radical" often just means "repeating what didn’t work last time – but louder."  From conspiracy bait to clickbait campaigns, we unravel how some so-called leaders are doing more for their egos than the caus...

The NHS 09.05.2025

Analyzing the NHS's approach to cannabis and its impact on patient care.  Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organisat...

The Media 09.05.2025

Exposing the media's role in perpetuating cannabis myths and misinformation. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organi...

The Second Rant 09.05.2025

 The saga continues as we unravel more layers of cannabis industry contradictions. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated organ...

The FSA 09.05.2025

A critical look at the Food Standards Agency's stance on cannabis regulations. Send us a message Support the show The Never-Ending Carousel of Cannabis Nonsense is written and produced by Sian Phillips. Music by PlayDays2021, licensed royalty-free via Adobe. All opinions expressed in this podcast are those of the host and any guests, and do not necessarily reflect those of any affiliated orga...

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