The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to run from an oversized pinball type thing that has knives and drill bits to poke holes in your head part. For our 67th Commentary, we take a sweet ass car all the way back to 1979 for this, our 3rd, Don Coscarelli joint that stars Michael Baldwin, Bill Thornbury, Reggie Bannister, Kathy Lester, & Angus Scrimm. Strap in, gang, cause we are going on a jo...

In this episode, something wonderful has happened as a legend returns, out of nowhere, and leaves us in a puddle of gooey pleasure and warm satisfaction in this unexpected .5 episode! We let the glory of the first Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer wash over us as we pick it apart and have a super nerdy conversation full of hard core speculation and wide eyed wonder. So gather round, gang, as we la...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare for the chin soaked apocalypse of gigantic ant guys and terrible ADR looping that comes to us all the way from Bulgaria and the Sci-fi Channel! For our 66th Commentary, we crash land in an over-the-top explosion in the quarry that is the year 2005 for this motion picture starring Bruce Campbell, Renee O'Connor, Michael Cory Davis, and Peter Jason. We att...

In this episode, we once again earn our title by spitting mad voice actor stats and then reacting to eps of a Dungeons and or Dragons themed cartoon! First, Doom brings a stunning revelation about Frank Welker and his time as that lovable pup Scooby-Doo, and we also talk about the return of Futurama. Then we talk about the back 9 episodes of The Legend Of Vox Machina, and we listen live as Fitz ma...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to oil slick your way down a cliffside road for 10 awkward miles before slipping over the edge and into the ravine of the legendary returning Nerd Blitz event known as B-MOVIE MARCH in spectacular fashion. For our 65th Commentary, we launch out of the back of a van all the way back to 1979 for this dud starring Reb Brown, Len Birman, Heather Menzies, Rob...

In this episode, Fitz unveils a long held secret he was just bursting to share with Doom, J Sarge, and the entire listening audience! Listen live (on digital tape) as Doom finally holds in his hands Fitz's long hard...hold for giggles...work on some painted minis for our D&D campaign. With a special appearance from J Sarge, hear a couple of minds get blown by the magical paint stylings of our very...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to get those shields up and go to red alert as the hunt begins for a not so long lost friend and the final voyage of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 and we may even pick up two Freds along the way! For our 64th Commentary, we warp all the way back to 1984 for this motion picture event starring William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei,...

In this episode, we have a mega sized, double barreled, extra sloppy reaction episode ready to splash all up in your ear holes as we are talking all about The Book Of Boba Fett! Sit back and relax as we take a deep dive into the most recent trip to that vunderbar galaxy far far away and do all kinds of canon dick waving about the timeline and all of the possibilities ahead. We are talking about it...

In this episode, the adventure begins as good ol Fitty man finally pops his Critical Role cherry and Doom just watches in stunned glee as he hopes to welcome his long time podcast pal to Critter-Dom. But before all of that, we get Fitz's reaction to a wiseass Christmas gift that actually turns out to be far more useful than anybody, lookin' at you @gigiamk30 , could have possibly imagined! But aft...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab your hat, whip, & webley as we head off to see some tapestries as well as save a book from being burned in this fast paced adventure themed podcast! For our 63rd Commentary, we swing all the way back to 1989 for this fun flick starring Harrison Ford, Sir Sean Connery, Alison Doody, Denholm Elliott, John Rhys-Davies, & Julian Glover. We provide an update on...

In this episode, Fitz teases something that you all have done read about and the process leading to him gearing up to paint for the first time in years! A PS5 is wanted and hunted for Christmas, we have a much anticipated...PUPPY UPDATE!...and Doom unveils a dream he has about playing in Fitz's backyard. We learn about Fitz's frustrations trying to play games with his family, Doom teaches Fitz all...

In this episode, we gather together to discuss the eye of a hawk as well as all of the details of his recently concluded show on the Disney pluses! Listen and find out WHY Fitz spend a cold night sleeping on the porch, HOW they bother were on the cusp of being there, and WHAT Doom is referencing in this odd description! Spoilers abound, gang, as we dive deep into all details of this show, touch on...

In this episode, we are celebrating Christmas in the only way we know how, by doing what we do best and completely overcompensating and overdelivering a mega sized episode full of fun, games, and filthy jokes because, as we all know, Santa only COMES once a year! The good sir J Sarge is here and, despite the musical legend and Doom's attempts to derail it, Fitz is determined to put this Gilligan's...

In this episode we question our own sanity and shit on a highly anticipated film sequel to a beloved horror franchise. We also try to figure out how filmmakers always manage to screw up when a movie should be an easy slam dunk. In the end determine that it's not us and that the public at large really are just that stupid. Strap in and take the Nerd Blitz like a light tube to your neck.

In this episode, sit back and grab your goggles as we are heading into the laboratory to do some experimenting with a strange new format that we hope you all dig. We once again crack open the 50+ year old "joke book" magazine found left undisturbed for years by a fallen father and decide to just put it through the TNB wringer. And in our 2nd chamber, we break down the 2nd full length trailer of Sp...

Please turn off your cellphones and remember that manners maketh man as we do some super spy shit and try to get a kind Swedish Princess to maybe offer up her holiest of holeys and look smart in a suit whilst we do it. For our 62nd Commentary, we head back to 2015 for this wacky and fun flick starring Taron Egerton, Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Strong, Sofia Boutella, Sophie Cookson, and M...

In this episode, we are talking about all of the big hits and missings from the biggest day in all of the Disney+ Lands, Worlds, and Euros, so strap in for some in depth analysis like on we can do it. Marvel had a fairly good day with some exciting and surprising announcements like X-Men 97, Spider-Man: Freshmen Year, Echo, and Agatha: House Of Harkness and we break it all down! Meanwhile, despite...

Hey gang, welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this, our second special one episode series, we are taking a hard look at one of the most well-known and legendary Dungeons and Dragons novels of all time, DragonLance Chronicles Volume 1: Dragons Of Autumn Twilight! Where will we land on this much beloved tome from Margret Weis & Tracy Hickman? Grab your armor, shield, sword, bow, and dice be...

In this episode, we are in a mood from the jump and we go on a freestyle wild ride through the varied ups, downs, and tunnels of depression and fun! Pants are discussed, and the multitude of ways you can wear, extend, and make due with them, as well as different types of parents and their situationally comedic styles. Also, a double request is fulfilled, a legend returns, and a necessary product i...

In this bonus episode, we are half on the road and talkin' all about Halloween and how we celebrated the most bestest holiday of 'em all! Fitz did something he's never done and had a new experience, learned that the kids are wise to the true way to score, and talks about what he watched. Doom talks about what he watched, tweeted, & witnessed going down in his hood and how glorious it was to behold...

In this episode, we celebrate nerd Christmas by talking about Free Comic Book Day 2021 and how one of us missed it while the other was unimpressed. A shit ton of Critical Role talkin', D&D word are done, as well as sponsorships we don't have are mulled over for some strange reason, then we talk some other news. The next Dan Shamble novel is soon on its way, Hip Comic is pimped again, Doom finds a...

In this episode, strap in and strap on cause we're dissecting the gloriousness that is the very first trailer for The Book Of Boba Fett! Fitz does a nerd pointy outie thing, then Doom does a nerd pointy outie thing, then they make wild guesses about a voice, and speculate about how Jawas get down. So gather round, gang, for the tingles are strong in this dingle as a new era of Star Wars is about t...

Please turn off your cellphones and hold onto your damn maps because we are taking a weekend trip into the woods with a head full of legends and the ravings of a creepy old lady with a gate made of twigs echoing through our minds! For our 61st Commentary, we head back to 1994, by way of 1999, for this flick starring Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard, and a whole host of kooky sm...

In this episode, we unveil a new show format and get laser focused on a singular topic that is more fascinating than you could ever possibly imagine and in the long run we end up proving that magic does still exist in the world. Then we touch on a topic from the old format and do a deep dive into the current and upcoming offerings from the Marvel Cinematic Universe in the way of Spider-Man: No Way...

In this episode, we are talkin' all the things you want to hear us do words about for roughly 60 to 90ish minutes on the occasions you are in the mood to listen to us for those lengths of time...we think...probably...onto paragraph 2 for more information, gang! Fitz has recently made a significant lifestyle change and we talk about it in depth and whether it will provide an earth shattering change...