The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

In this episode, we dust off the good old podcast-a-roonier and dive in for all the nerdery you can handle...and then force feed you even more until your tum tums are ready to burst! Fitz did some shit and watched some shit and he's here to tell you all about it, including con wait times, more than questionable DVD sellers, and unanswered text messages that lead to a spiral into depression... We a...

In this episode, the force is strong with us as we do the deepest of dives and examine all things Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi...from a certain point of view... We break down the back half of Season 1 in minute detail the way only we can, from the highest highs to the, let's be honest here, slightly less highs, and everything in between! We bitch, we gush, we get tired of some heavy amounts of bullsh...

Please turn off your cellphones and hop into the back of an oddly real life feeling Mystery Machine that is celebrating its 20th anniversary for a big screen adventure 33 years in the making! For our 71th Commentary, we cruise all the way back to 2002 for this live-action flick starring Matthew Lillard, Neil Fanning, Linda Cardellini, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Isla Fisher, and Row...

In this episode, we are chillin' out on Tattooine watchin' some dopey kid make pretend he's a pod racer when some shit goes dow...no wait, that happened to Obi-Wan! That's right, motherscratchers, we are talking about the first three episodes of Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi and all the goodness, and internet ignorance, that entails! Vader, Leia, Bail, Luke, Owen, Prequels, Originals, we cover it all...

In this episode, strap in as we plunge extra deep and pick apart The Batman, wing to wing, in all of its moody red glory, as well as a metric fuck ton of other recent pop cultural happenings. But the Bat isn't all that's got our attention, as we unload on Vanity Fair for a bit of click bait, talk some Star Wars, of course, talk a little about Moon Knight, and a ton more. Doom fucks up and says he...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab a good blaster because no hokey religion or ancient weapon will stop the launch of one of the greatest franchises of all-time, from the legendary George Lucas! For our 70th Commentary, we make the jump back to 1977 for this groundbreaking blockbuster starring Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Peter Mayhew, Anthony Daniels, Alec Guinness, Peter Cush...

In this episode, we are thwippin' arcing ropes all up and over the place as we do a spoiler filled deep dive on Spider-Man: No Way Home in all it's web spun, fan service, culminating glory. We start off with some Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi talk, mix in a bit of The Batman gabbin', and pimp our 1st book as you get you a fancy pants regular length episode full of ball breaking goodness! We debate com...

In this episode, we creep up to the corner and roll down the window with a fist full of grimy bills for an episode that's heavily pimp spot influenced! We pimp fellow casters of pod, something to scrub ya stankin' ass with, as well as a television program that one of us has been watching and loves a big bad bunch. Then we talk about an old show and get revelatory as we dive deep into a three story...

In this episode, we're celebrating 6 years of podcast-a-roonie-ing and creating with this jumbo sized, multi-chambered, overcompensated, gaping extravaganza that boldly steps forward into a new realm of possibility! We launch our first book, The Camping Trip And Other Stories, and talk all about it and the process to get it made, we also launch a brand new yearly segment that is packed with presti...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab a shovel because we are heading into the boneyard for one hell of a knock down, drag out, brawling send off for a true legend of the squared circle! For our 69th Commentary, we take a hearse ride back to 2020 for this match between the demon of Death Valley, The Undertaker, and his final opponent, and A.J. Styles. We discuss all of the behind the scenes mac...

Please turn off your cellphones and get ready to go full schlocky, over the top, arcing blood splatter, grindhouse exploitation, neon lighted crazy in this conclusion to our legendary event B-MOVIE MARCH! For our 68th Commentary, we grab a lawn mower and cut our way back to 2011 for this flick starring Rutger Hauer, Molly Dunsworth, Brian Downey, Gregory Smith, & Nick Bateman! Doom is in a conplet...

In this episode, we set out to talk all in depthy and such about James Gunn's latest major project, Peacemaker, and end up covering a whole hell of a lot more fun topics than just a slap dick HBO Max super show! 1st up, we discuss John Cena's WrestleMania 34 opponent the legendary Phenom, the demon of death valley, the Deadman, The Undertaker and his induction into to the WWE Hall Of Fame! We also...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to run from an oversized pinball type thing that has knives and drill bits to poke holes in your head part. For our 67th Commentary, we take a sweet ass car all the way back to 1979 for this, our 3rd, Don Coscarelli joint that stars Michael Baldwin, Bill Thornbury, Reggie Bannister, Kathy Lester, & Angus Scrimm. Strap in, gang, cause we are going on a jo...

In this episode, something wonderful has happened as a legend returns, out of nowhere, and leaves us in a puddle of gooey pleasure and warm satisfaction in this unexpected .5 episode! We let the glory of the first Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi trailer wash over us as we pick it apart and have a super nerdy conversation full of hard core speculation and wide eyed wonder. So gather round, gang, as we la...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare for the chin soaked apocalypse of gigantic ant guys and terrible ADR looping that comes to us all the way from Bulgaria and the Sci-fi Channel! For our 66th Commentary, we crash land in an over-the-top explosion in the quarry that is the year 2005 for this motion picture starring Bruce Campbell, Renee O'Connor, Michael Cory Davis, and Peter Jason. We att...

In this episode, we once again earn our title by spitting mad voice actor stats and then reacting to eps of a Dungeons and or Dragons themed cartoon! First, Doom brings a stunning revelation about Frank Welker and his time as that lovable pup Scooby-Doo, and we also talk about the return of Futurama. Then we talk about the back 9 episodes of The Legend Of Vox Machina, and we listen live as Fitz ma...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to oil slick your way down a cliffside road for 10 awkward miles before slipping over the edge and into the ravine of the legendary returning Nerd Blitz event known as B-MOVIE MARCH in spectacular fashion. For our 65th Commentary, we launch out of the back of a van all the way back to 1979 for this dud starring Reb Brown, Len Birman, Heather Menzies, Rob...

In this episode, Fitz unveils a long held secret he was just bursting to share with Doom, J Sarge, and the entire listening audience! Listen live (on digital tape) as Doom finally holds in his hands Fitz's long hard...hold for giggles...work on some painted minis for our D&D campaign. With a special appearance from J Sarge, hear a couple of minds get blown by the magical paint stylings of our very...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to get those shields up and go to red alert as the hunt begins for a not so long lost friend and the final voyage of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 and we may even pick up two Freds along the way! For our 64th Commentary, we warp all the way back to 1984 for this motion picture event starring William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, George Takei,...

In this episode, we have a mega sized, double barreled, extra sloppy reaction episode ready to splash all up in your ear holes as we are talking all about The Book Of Boba Fett! Sit back and relax as we take a deep dive into the most recent trip to that vunderbar galaxy far far away and do all kinds of canon dick waving about the timeline and all of the possibilities ahead. We are talking about it...

In this episode, the adventure begins as good ol Fitty man finally pops his Critical Role cherry and Doom just watches in stunned glee as he hopes to welcome his long time podcast pal to Critter-Dom. But before all of that, we get Fitz's reaction to a wiseass Christmas gift that actually turns out to be far more useful than anybody, lookin' at you @gigiamk30 , could have possibly imagined! But aft...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab your hat, whip, & webley as we head off to see some tapestries as well as save a book from being burned in this fast paced adventure themed podcast! For our 63rd Commentary, we swing all the way back to 1989 for this fun flick starring Harrison Ford, Sir Sean Connery, Alison Doody, Denholm Elliott, John Rhys-Davies, & Julian Glover. We provide an update on...

In this episode, Fitz teases something that you all have done read about and the process leading to him gearing up to paint for the first time in years! A PS5 is wanted and hunted for Christmas, we have a much anticipated...PUPPY UPDATE!...and Doom unveils a dream he has about playing in Fitz's backyard. We learn about Fitz's frustrations trying to play games with his family, Doom teaches Fitz all...

In this episode, we gather together to discuss the eye of a hawk as well as all of the details of his recently concluded show on the Disney pluses! Listen and find out WHY Fitz spend a cold night sleeping on the porch, HOW they bother were on the cusp of being there, and WHAT Doom is referencing in this odd description! Spoilers abound, gang, as we dive deep into all details of this show, touch on...

In this episode, we are celebrating Christmas in the only way we know how, by doing what we do best and completely overcompensating and overdelivering a mega sized episode full of fun, games, and filthy jokes because, as we all know, Santa only COMES once a year! The good sir J Sarge is here and, despite the musical legend and Doom's attempts to derail it, Fitz is determined to put this Gilligan's...