The Mystical Artists

Nothing like a little reflection of the number 5 to wrap up 2021. It’s been a year of raging against the machine, the alarm clock wake up call, and the rebellion of mother earth. Remington and Jeana get into the smash and grab complex, thumb chakra censorship, why he’s not a cult leader, and the inverted pentagram stressors of the world that try to crush our spirits. Do not fret — this 6 year is a...

Welcome to the Libby show! Remington is joined by special guest and co-host, Libby a.k.a. OSLEE Music. Together they dive into the reckoning of the Tower card, the bondage of demonizing your success, and the energy of ambition. This episode looks at the teachings of Capricorn and the current Pluto Venus conjunction. Other topics include: how to overcome your resentments, candida, making art, and m...

It's a Venus Retrograde so don't be surprised if you find yourself buying stupid shit. Remington reveals his deep despair after watching the Velvet Underground documentary while Jeana's art project takes a pause. Other topics include: the congregation of Andy Warhol and the number 6, the illusion of success when hooking up with an ex, the sabotage and debauchery of Venus, and the true value and se...

There’s a new comet in town and he’s here to settle the score. Remington and Jeana get into the numerology of 360, the importance of the positive mind (the number 3) to end the year, and the Aeon card. Other topics include: Jeana singing show-tunes and Remington airing his grievances about childhood toys.   "Numerology - A Beginner's Guide to the Spiritual Meaning of Numbers" Book | ORDER HERE Per...

Remington and Jeana get into the numerology conspiracy of the newest Greek letter variant, the limitations of the “3rd eye”, symptoms of Saturn placements, the "anti-work" movement, and the disharmony of millennial sound current. Are we living in a sci-fi dystopian reality? Or is the best yet to come? You decide.   "Numerology - A Beginner's Guide to the Spiritual Meaning of Numbers" by Remington...

Consider this the official Sagittarius roast. Remington and Jeana lovingly rant on their favorite know-it-all vagabonds, the harmonizing wisdom of the Art card, the Magickal notion of Thanksgiving, grief work, and the ever-present miracles of Jupiter. 'Tis the season of compassion, self-awareness and acceptance. Remember… it doesn’t have to be hard.   "Numerology - A Beginner's Guide to the Spirit...

Remington and Jeana answer questions from viewers, and divulge in the Saturnian glory of suit aesthetic, the Black Magick of wanting someone back, scrying mirrors, the misinterpretation of "shadow work", astral projection, psychic protection, daily rituals and more. Where does swiftness show up? True or False: The universe is fast. You are slow.   "Numerology - A Beginner's Guide to the Spiritual...

Remington and Jeana dive into the common sense of divination, the spectrum and possible degradation of asking a question, and the difference between collective and individual numerology of the year. Is time a construct? (The answer is no.) Other topics include: what makes a good reading, using technology before it uses you, and the conspiracy against childrearing.   Sign up for the complimentary l...

It’s still Scorpio season and Remington and Jeana are telling spooky ghost stories from the great Northeast Kingdom. What’s the difference between a spirit, a ghost and a poltergeist? Other topics include: the problem with anthropomorphizing earth spirits, environmentalists, GPS, greedy land granters, and channelers. True or false: Nature is a perfect ecosystem. There is no waste.   "Numerology: A...

Welcome to the most metal season ever… and it might be a good time to check in with your soul. Remington and Jeana discuss the inner and outer workings of Pluto (“for professional only”), the spiritual arena of the 8th house, and the powerful outlier of the zodiac, SCORPIO. What will your epitaph say? Other topics include:  artifacts at funerals, atonement, creating a legacy, and DNA.   "Numerolog...

Remington and Jeana have a few bones to pick: the mystery of the lake monster, Champ, the blind inertia of motion, crop circles, east coast donuts, interpreting a pumpkin, and the difference between dowsing and conjuring spirits. This cryptozoology episode doesn’t go without mentioning the hashtags that haunt us (#yogaofawareness #witchesofinstagram #astrologersofinstagram) as well as the cunning...

Remington and Jeana are still on the road making stops in Mid-western purgatory in search of good internet. They discuss how to handle a retrograde, the empty world of shells, timeline invaders of the “Help Wanted” sign, the upcoming year of destiny, and strange tales of American history. Where do you want to be a catalyst for change? Is there a spectrum for disruption?   "Numerology: A Beginner's...

Jeana and Remington read ALL the signs: a dream in Cairo, fortune cookies, numerology of fig trees, triple digit numbers, location karma, and a renegade marriage on the final day in LA. Other topics include: more problems with the Aquarian Age, the sting of a Scorpio and first scenes of an All-American road trip.   "Numerology: A Beginner's Guide to the Spiritual Meaning of Numbers" by Remington D...

This is the official Libra episode. Remington and Jeana get into the Libra cards in the tarot, the downfall of neutrality, praying to know what you want without blind desire, and creating a vessel for prosperity. Other topics include: dressing for the world, big Venus energy, and little tangents on the final days in Los Angeles.   "Numerology: A Beginner's Guide to the Spiritual Meaning of Numbers...

Remington and Jeana reflect on strange jobs in LA, how to avoid traditional interviews with "vibes", a sneak peak into Libras, and the mystical significance of reading the signs to uncover the secret language of the universe. What is the difference between a mystic and an occultist? What makes YOU tick? This episode was brought to you by Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's balls.    "Numerology: A Beg...

Taking this disrupter energy by storm, Remington and Jeana drop another BIG announcement in the final days of summer. Did you know you can activate your astrology lines in different parts of the world? Remington and Jeana get into their astro-cartography of Los Angeles with lessons of Pluto, Jupiter, and the power of your Sun line, while Jeana recalls some of her darker moments living in LA. In ot...

Consider this the YELP review episode. Remington has a bone to pick with the AI takeover of customer service, the never-ending bottom of “grey pill” apathy, the Virgo vegan high maintenance death cult, and the inverse “Karen” effect. He and Jeana give a refresher of this 5 year and the mantra of NO. When you know what you want, you know what you don’t want. What higher power are you tapping into?...

There are mantras for everything, even when breaking the law. Remington reveals his "get out of jail free" card, the underwhelming "crystal children" of the 70s, the battle of good versus evil, and child labor on the ashram. What does it mean to be a radical Aquarian? Does one fight the system by being in it? Jeana and Remington weigh in.    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🥑🍓 FRIENDS OF FARMERS LA: Order...

It’s a back to school special of the Devic Realms, and Jeana and Remington get into the pure, clean, organized, feel good feeling of Virgo season. Other topics include: a sneak peak into magickal herbalism, “phenomenon chasers” of the new age, dream analysis, mundane future telling, and names that start with R. No martyr complex here.   Sign up for workshop here: https://us02web.zoom.us/webinar/re...

Remington and Jeana got eclipsed big time, and they can finally tell you their secret. From master class amateurs to the growing trend of nihilism, it's a mad world but we're here for the truth and liberation for all. Other topics include: bad marketing, outdated gender roles, political symbolism and getting punished by AI. 

She made us laugh, cry, think, meditate, create, dance, love, bond and live with the utmost tenderness, urgency and determination. Remington and Jeana honor the fierce, reverent force of dear friend and teacher, Guru Jagat.   Other topics include: the numerology of 9:07, orgasmic poems, Alcatraz, hippie parents that cry, the problem with vinyl, silent treatment retreats, SLAYER and more.

There are no "yeah, buts" here. Remington and Jeana get into the peer-reviewed alchemy of having a spiritual teacher, the benefits of dragon's blood, triggered consciousness, facing yourself, flat brim hat cults, and auspicious tattoos. When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.  This episode comes with a government warning. Please be advised that listening may cause side effects of free...

Lady Gaga, we love you, but you’re killing us. Remington and Jeana watched a beautiful moody art film and have something to say about the current state of Hollywood. Maybe off-OFF-broadway is the only place to shine? We might all be stubborn in this fixed sign season, but the High Holy Days are among us and blessings are in flow. Don’t cut corners, expand your edges to infinity!   Sign up for work...

It’s a conversation for the ages. Calling all past life Cleopatras! Where are you now? Remington and Jeana take a trip down memory lane to the day they met, the problem with twin flames, the truth about reincarnation, hearing voices in your head, and a little bit of wellness knowledge from the analog magick man himself.

Remington and Jeana go down the rabbit hole to uncover the hidden teachings of 666, a sinister patent by a Scorpio mastermind, the importance of wisdom and sovereignty, and what it’s like to chase the hungry ghost. Nothing is a coincidence. There are no rules.